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Angry Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja - 03-26-2010, 01:12 AM

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so, if i am an eskimo and live in an igloo then how could i be using a computer to write this? you need electricity to recharge your computer... oh and by the way most icelandic houses look something like this:





so i recommend that you visit the country before you judge it...
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WOW! I think you need glasses... Not only is that house not made out of snow but there is no snow there...
Prove the house is not made of snow. I have seen the 'Discovery Channel'. I have also seen a sno-cat like the one in the driveway.

The snow of the ground was shoveled for the picture.

Laptop computers use batteries.

Checkmate. Now go run off and eat your blubber, eskimoe boy.


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja - 03-26-2010, 02:33 AM

this house is just some picture found on the internet. well that's my guess.
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Default Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja - 03-26-2010, 02:53 AM

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WOW! I think you need glasses... Not only is that house not made out of snow but there is no snow there...
You're from Iceland and you don't know the difference between ice and snow?


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Exclamation Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja - 03-26-2010, 04:09 AM

i think you all are ridiculous your no different then the museum or al qaeda the government should stop you before you really do kill some body and say god told you to do it your taking a beautiful book (the bible) and twisting to mean what ever you want it to i am an openly gay young man and i see nothing wrong with it your the people with the problem i personally hope you all burn in hell for the acts of evil you commit against all of man kind at large you say your in the name of god but if i remember correctly god was loving and Matthew
7 say judge not least ye be judged and one day you will all face the day when you'll be judged for your wrong doings and if half of what you say is true i'll get to meet every one of you in hell
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Default Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja - 03-26-2010, 04:18 AM

The museum or al-quaida? Huh?


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Default Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja - 03-26-2010, 04:49 AM

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i think you all are ridiculous your no different then the museum or al qaeda the government should stop you before you really do kill some body and say god told you to do it your taking a beautiful book (the bible) and twisting to mean what ever you want it to i am an openly gay young man and i see nothing wrong with it your the people with the problem i personally hope you all burn in hell for the acts of evil you commit against all of man kind at large you say your in the name of god but if i remember correctly god was loving and Matthew
7 say judge not least ye be judged and one day you will all face the day when you'll be judged for your wrong doings and if half of what you say is true i'll get to meet every one of you in hell
You may want to read all of Matthew 7...

6 Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.

13 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:
14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.
15 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
16 Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?

19 Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire.

21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
24 Therefore whosoever heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them, I will liken him unto a wise man, which built his house upon a rock:


So pick up a KJV 1611, and read it. Read all of it, this is probably the most Biblically honest church out there. Most modern Christian churches are more concerned with filling up the pews than filling their followers with the word of the LORD.


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Default Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja - 03-26-2010, 01:59 PM

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Prove the house is not made of snow. I have seen the 'Discovery Channel'. I have also seen a sno-cat like the one in the driveway.

yeah i have also watched the discovery channel. and that "sno-cat" is actually a RV.. there have NEVER been houses made of snow on iceland which people live in!

The snow of the ground was shoveled for the picture.

no it wasnt..

Laptop computers use batteries.

yeah, i know that, but if you have a laptop and live in a igloo then how could you charge the computer when it runs out of battery? i know how a battery works ..

Checkmate. Now go run off and eat your blubber, eskimoe boy.
are you talking to me? cause i don´t see an esimoe boy around here..
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Default Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja - 03-26-2010, 02:03 PM

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this house is just some picture found on the internet. well that's my guess.
yes ... and it is from an icelandic real estate webpage... http://mbl.is/mm/fasteignir/fasteign...ml?eign=363522 that is where i got it from... plus i see that house almost every day.. it´s in my neighbourhood
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<<some homoerotic gibberish>> ...i am an openly gay young man... <<more homoerotic gibberish>>
So you're a sodomite then? Here's what the Bible has to say about you:

Leviticus 18:22:
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Enjoy hell.


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yes ... and it is from an icelandic real estate webpage... http://mbl.is/mm/fasteignir/fasteign...ml?eign=363522 that is where i got it from... plus i see that house almost every day.. it´s in my neighbourhood
I am sorry that you live in a ghetto. This is the smallest home in my neighborhood.





Maybe you can upgrade, if your home does not melt first
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I am sorry that you live in a ghetto. This is the smallest home in my neighborhood.





Maybe you can upgrade, if your home does not melt first


seriously... why do you think we live in igloos?
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seriously... why do you think we live in igloos?
Seriously, why do you think you don't?


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maybe because i live in iceland?
Nonsense. One of your fellow vikings already admitted that ice is the most commonly used material for house-building:

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SURE WE KNOW HOW TO MAKE FIRE. WE APPLY IT EVERY DAY TO THE VILLAGES OF NORTHERN ENGLAND! WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO MELT ICE, THOUGH? IT IS THE #1 MATERIAL FOR HOUSE CONSTRUCTION. AND THIS "WATER" YOU SPEAK OF, IT SOUNDS SISSY.


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Nonsense. One of your fellow vikings already admitted that ice is the most commonly used material for house-building:

first of all i am not a viking. i do not believe in thor or any other viking gods. second of all i don´t see a lot of snow on that picture except on the glaciers maybe...

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This Igloo seems to have electricity. Or is it only Canadian Eskimos that have discovered generators?


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first of all i am not a viking. i do not believe in thor or any other viking gods. second of all i don´t see a lot of snow on that picture except on the glaciers maybe...
Of course not! God punished you with a volcano so a lot of the ice melted a few days ago.


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Default Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja - 03-28-2010, 02:04 PM

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Of course not! God punished you with a volcano so a lot of the ice melted a few days ago.
Fire and ice do not mix well, I wonder if that's why all the people in Hell want Ice Water?
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Default Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja - 03-28-2010, 02:18 PM

Iceland! are you not getting it that these ppl are the typical stupid Americans that the whole worlds is talking about. They talk like them, think like them and act like them, it gives you every proof that these are the ppl.

They all show there ignorance/stupidity by still be talking about thous igloos and eskimos in iceland (thou it would be awesome to live in a igloo looking like this).

This long beard cranky old mentally ill person cracks me up, makes sens that you would find a whack job like that in a church like that (but anywho). Iceland covered with ice and Greenland not (sure makes sens for Thous Stupid Americans) but sadly isn't true.

True Disciple - I will scroll over your reply as I have done with your last replies. You can crack your self up and reply, but it wont be something I'll read. It realy hurts my brains cells to read your waste.

There are two explanations for these ppl. They are making a big joke and there is no church or these ppl are just so sadly wasted upstairs that they...yup....nuff said.
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Smile Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja - 03-28-2010, 08:04 PM

I always knew there was something wrong with us. You know, we still have heathen traditions, even though we're supposed to have been Christians for over 1000 years. Please pray for the condamnation of our sinful country so we may start over after a decent purgatory. Walk in the light brothers and sister.
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