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Default Witchcraft in Whorelando - 05-31-2007, 05:56 PM

I searched these Godly forums to see if y'all had been made aware of this disturbing news yet, but I didn't find any mention of it, so I thought I'd post. It seems that the minions of Satan at Universal Studios are planning a new theme park in central Florida that will celebrate and promote all things "Harry Potter", which as we know is just a ruse for luring children into the practice of witchcraft. At least they will be in the path of Almighty God's wrath in the form of hurricanes down there. Here's a link to the announcement: http://media.universalorlando.com/harrypotter/


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Default Re: Witchcraft in Whorelando - 05-31-2007, 09:59 PM

Harry Potter...what a load of c**p. I liked it when I was younger. Not anymore, it's just stupid and people make the stupidest arguments over it. I knew a few Harry Pothead freaks. It really tends to get on your nerves. And J.K. Rowling isn't even one of the best writers out there. She thinks she's smarter than the editor. I honestly hope when I become an editor that I don't have a writer who is like that.

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Default Re: Witchcraft in Whorelando - 05-31-2007, 10:09 PM

Emergency Memo - May 2007: Beginning In May we will be holding 24-hour prayer vigils and hourly book burnings outside the Freehold Iowa Multiplex Cinema. Bring your children for this exciting time of healing and cleansing as we witness for Jesus with picket signs and old fashioned bullhorn preaching. God wants us to prevent every unsaved person in Freehold, Iowa from from seeing the new Harry Potter movie, "The Order of the Phoenix." Our pastors already gave the movie a sin-screening and they tell us it is one of the most deceptively wicked pieces of Satanic filth to ever grace their Godly eyes. We expect over 2,000 church members to be on hand to block the theater entrance on the release date. If you feel God is calling you to stand with us and suffer public persecution and humiliation for His namesake, please visit the church secretary to let her know your schedule for the next month. And if the way into your heart is through your tummy, we're proud to announce that the Ladies of Landover will be preparing pot-luck dinners, and Chick-fil-A will be sponsoring the event and providing daily lunches. We hope to see you there!


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Default Re: Witchcraft in Whorelando - 05-31-2007, 10:46 PM

If I may, good pastor, today is May 31, 2007.
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Default Re: Witchcraft in Whorelando - 05-31-2007, 11:38 PM

And question. How is the word "c**p" profanity? Fine, if you like, I'll use "crud".

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Default Re: Witchcraft in Whorelando - 06-20-2007, 03:27 AM

Any protest plans then, plan on handing out bibles, or perhaps using any of these http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1199/potter.html ideas?

I'll wave to you on my way in

What have you lot got cooking for Deathly Hallows release anyways? I know you've been holding those prayer vigils outside the cineplex for over a month now, how are they holding up?
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