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Default Upsetting heathens at my local convenience store...again - 08-22-2012, 01:14 AM
So last week I had noticed that my local corner store had hired a transsexual cashier and upset the heathen and a few of the customers by telling them how wrong they were and quoted some scripture(1 Corinthians 6:9-10) to back up what I was saying. Well today I went back to the store and had a conversation with the owner. I explained to him how offended I and a few other customers are by their new employee and once again quoted 1 Corinthians 6:9-10. The owner tried telling me that his hands are tied and that there is nothing that he could do because of the equal opportunity act. Upon hearing that I told him and his heathen cashier to have fun burning in hell and then left. Needless to say I will NOT be shopping there EVER again because I don't mix or mingle with hell bound heathens.
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Default Re: Upsetting heathens at my local convenience store...again - 08-22-2012, 01:29 AM
Wouldn't it be more Christian to witness to heathens at your local convenience store, rather than upsetting them?

You should go back, apologize, and return daily to share Chick tracts and Scripture with these people who so desperately need to be reminded that their perversions will lead them only to Hell.

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Default Re: Upsetting heathens at my local convenience store...again - 08-22-2012, 01:33 AM
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Wouldn't it be more Christian to witness to heathens at your local convenience store, rather than upsetting them?

You should go back, apologize, and return daily to share Chick tracts and Scripture with these people who so desperately need to be reminded that their perversions will lead them only to Hell.
You are right Reverend and as a matter of fact, I have an entire box of Chick tracts and a box of mini King James 1611 Bibles in my garage. Tomorrow I will take them down to the store and hand them out. Praise the Lord!!!
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You are correct Reverend and as a matter of fact, I have an entire box of Chick tracts and a box of mini King James 1611 Bibles in my garage. Tomorrow I will take them down to the store and hand them out. Praise the Lord!!!
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Excellent!
Don't use them up all in one day; repetition helps the message to sink in.

If they ban you from the store, try demonstrating on the sidewalk outside.

Try a nice sign:


Note the correct spelling, clear lettering, and professional printing. People respect signs that are easy to read, grammatically correct, and which provide a clear, intelligent message.

Unlike, say, liberal signs:


This sign shows how stupid liberals are. Even NatGas buses need to be oiled.



Can you tell what this liberal is on about? The writer appears to be having a conversation with himself.


Brothers and Sisters, what other witnessing tips can you give our young friend?

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Brothers and Sisters, what other witnessing tips can you give our young friend?
While I respect your advice Reverend; I'd just walk into the store, kick the queer in the nuts then smash his face off the counter and drag him outside.

It may not be as subtle as your approach but I guarantee that mo-mo will never enter that store (and probably that town) ever again.
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This is the first thing that i had in mind.

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While I respect your advice Reverend; I'd just walk into the store, kick the queer in the nuts then smash his face off the counter and drag him outside.

It may not be as subtle as your approach but I guarantee that mo-mo will never enter that store (and probably that town) ever again.
Brother, while that'd be fine in Freehold, in some other locales it's actually illegal to sodobash! And you know how Jesus is about us following the secular sodolaws.

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I might put on cut-off jeans and a tee shirt that leaves my midriff bare and go in there and mince around and talk with a lisp so that fruitcake would think I was one of his kind.

Then I'd invite him to meet me after work someplace secluded, and boy oh boy would I have a real surprise waiting for him!

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Then I'd invite him to meet me after work someplace secluded, and boy oh boy would I have a real surprise waiting for him!
Not too big of a surprise I hope. You don't want the sudden shock to cause him to void his AIDs infested bowels on you.
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Not too big of a surprise I hope. You don't want the sudden shock to cause him to void his AIDs infested bowels on you.
I see you've not dealt with the sodomites, friend.

If they are going on a "date", the first thing they do is rinse themselves out with a garden hose to make room for multiple engorged tallywhackers and great wads of AIDS-infested semen.

While there are many things our Brother FM would have to worry about, da poo poo is probably not one of them. Unless he sent a wrong signal to the fairy and led it to believe he was into "scat".

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I'd have a whole crowd of good, Christian men waiting to ambush that fellow with love! We would take turns witnessing to him and praying and sharing our testimonies until he was so worn out that all he could do would be to accept the Lord!

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I'd have a whole crowd of good, Christian men waiting to ambush that fellow with love! We would take turns witnessing to him and praying and sharing our testimonies until he was so worn out that all he could do would be to accept the Lord!
When he is too worn out to struggle I would fill his mouth..... With chick tracts, and tell him to clean himself up.

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Brother, while that'd be fine in Freehold, in some other locales it's actually illegal to sodobash! And you know how Jesus is about us following the secular sodolaws.
Shit, I missed this. You gotta be kidding me??


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I might put on cut-off jeans and a tee shirt that leaves my midriff bare and go in there and mince around and talk with a lisp so that fruitcake would think I was one of his kind.
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Default Re: Upsetting heathens at my local convenience store...again - 09-01-2012, 01:05 AM
You can say that again! If you want your witnessing extra large, raw, and uncut, Deaner's your man!

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Default Re: Upsetting heathens at my local convenience store...again - 09-01-2012, 01:17 AM
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I expect that'd be a BIG surprise, Brother!
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You can say that again! If you want your witnessing extra large, raw, and uncut, Deaner's your man!
Stop please; I'm blushing.

(Could you guys sneak into the girl's washroom and grafitti that around??)
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Default Re: Upsetting heathens at my local convenience store...again - 09-01-2012, 01:29 AM
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Could you guys sneak into the girl's washroom and grafitti that around?
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Default Re: Upsetting heathens at my local convenience store...again - 09-07-2012, 05:29 PM
Well brothers and sisters I started handing out chick tracts and witnessing to the heathens instead of bashing them and I was arrested for hate speach!!! Thank The Lord that I have friends in high places at the police station and that all charges were dropped. I think from now on I'm going to stick to brother Deaner's methods when it comes to dealing with sodomites.
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2 Let the redeemed of the Lord say so, whom he hath redeemed from the hand of the enemy;
3 And gathered them out of the lands, from the east, and from the west, from the north, and from the south.
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