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Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? -
05-06-2011, 09:57 PM
This is normal. everyone has sexual desires.
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Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? -
05-06-2011, 10:05 PM
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This is normal. everyone has sexual desires.
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I never had a sexual desire in my entire life. Sex is horrible. I only endure it to make children. And don't forget, sexual desire is a sin!
Matthew 5:28 "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."
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Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? -
11-10-2011, 06:56 PM
Why do you pick on the Dutch? Did they wrong you? I agree Balkenende wasn't a smart move, but he believes in god too. I disagree with beating your wives. If everybody stopped having sexual urges we'd go extinct.
Although I passively believe in god, you should really think more about what you say, and how you say it.
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Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? -
11-10-2011, 08:46 PM
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Although I passively believe in god, you should really think more about what you say, and how you say it.
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How does one "passively" believe in God? Either you are ON FIRE for Jesus , or you will spend eternity burning in the lake of fire.
Matthew 7:21-23
Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Revelation 3:15-16
I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot.
So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? -
11-10-2011, 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Bennonbeliever
Why do you pick on the Dutch? Did they wrong you? I agree Balkenende wasn't a smart move, but he believes in god too. I disagree with beating your wives. If everybody stopped having sexual urges we'd go extinct.
Although I passively believe in god, you should really think more about what you say, and how you say it.
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How do you passively believe in God?
Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.
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Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? -
11-10-2011, 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Bennonbeliever
Why do you pick on the Dutch? Did they wrong you? I agree Balkenende wasn't a smart move, but he believes in god too. I disagree with beating your wives. If everybody stopped having sexual urges we'd go extinct.
Although I passively believe in god, you should really think more about what you say, and how you say it.
see ya
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There is nothing passive about Love for God.
Jesus is as the Bible says; a thief in the night. Picture yourself waking up 2:00am, in the morning to the your tied to your own bed frame, a man sits on you, a barrel of 9mm shoved in your mouth. You taste the oil of the gun grease as you teeth clink against the hard, cold meter. The gun is held by a masked figure all in black sits on you. That figure is Jesus.
"Right here in my hands I have a check for two million dollars in your name friend all because I love you. To get it all you need to say is you love me back." Jesus explains as He presses His gun into your mouth, forcing your jaw open around the barrel. "tell me no and I will BLOW your worthless, pig piffleing brains all over that pillow of yours."
What will your choice be friend? You have to say yes or no, there is no abstain in this.
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Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? -
11-14-2011, 07:00 PM
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My father used to slug momma in the gut when she was pregnant with me, and it taught her AND me a lesson! I turned out fine
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i disagree, you sound like a backward redneck like most on this forum.
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Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? -
12-08-2011, 10:52 PM
I first must ask forgiveness for posting in the Men only forum, but I feel I have valuable information to share.
Husbands, even if you do not have a hand held shower nozzle, your wife may still be able to pleasure herself in the tub. Please don't allow your wives to bathe unsupervised. Or at the very least, not while the water is running.
She may be able to (and most likely WILL) position herself under the running water while the tub fills. This is as effective and perhaps even more so than using the hand held shower, depending on your household water pressure.
I have no personal experience with this, but I have heard other women talking about it in the lunchroom at work. They were shameless and I was scandalized by their open discussion of their sexuality!!
Women are weak, and if left alone they will stray from the path of righteousness.
Let us not forget that is was Eve that was tempted first in the Garden of Eden.
Again, I ask for forgiveness for posting here without prior permission, but I feel this information is vitally important for husbands to be aware of.
1 Corinthians 14:34-35
Let your women keep silence in the churches.... And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
Colossians 3:18 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.
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Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? -
12-08-2011, 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Ramika
I first must ask forgiveness for posting in the Men only forum, but I feel I have valuable information to share.
Husbands, even if you do not have a hand held shower nozzle, your wife may still be able to pleasure herself in the tub. Please don't allow your wives to bathe unsupervised. Or at the very least, not while the water is running.
She may be able to (and most likely WILL) position herself under the running water while the tub fills. This is as effective and perhaps even more so than using the hand held shower, depending on your household water pressure.
I have no personal experience with this, but I have heard other women talking about it in the lunchroom at work. They were shameless and I was scandalized by their open discussion of their sexuality!!
Women are weak, and if left alone they will stray from the path of righteousness.
Let us not forget that is was Eve that was tempted first in the Garden of Eden.
Again, I ask for forgiveness for posting here without prior permission, but I feel this information is vitally important for husbands to be aware of.
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Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? -
12-08-2011, 11:05 PM
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Unsaved Female Trash talking sense. Imagine that.
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Thank you, Sir.
1 Corinthians 14:34-35
Let your women keep silence in the churches.... And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
Colossians 3:18 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.
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Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? -
12-17-2011, 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Ramika
I first must ask forgiveness for posting in the Men only forum, but I feel I have valuable information to share.
Husbands, even if you do not have a hand held shower nozzle, your wife may still be able to pleasure herself in the tub. Please don't allow your wives to bathe unsupervised. Or at the very least, not while the water is running.
She may be able to (and most likely WILL) position herself under the running water while the tub fills. This is as effective and perhaps even more so than using the hand held shower, depending on your household water pressure.
I have no personal experience with this, but I have heard other women talking about it in the lunchroom at work. They were shameless and I was scandalized by their open discussion of their sexuality!!
Women are weak, and if left alone they will stray from the path of righteousness.
Let us not forget that is was Eve that was tempted first in the Garden of Eden.
Again, I ask for forgiveness for posting here without prior permission, but I feel this information is vitally important for husbands to be aware of.
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I dont think there is any excuse for you posting in MEN ONLY forum, and neither for READ in here
However we need to forgive your sins
I never let my wife bath unattended, and she just have a wooden bucket with cold water (except in winter times, where it is REALY cold water), and she is only allowed to wash her self for 3 minutes (this exclude her hair, that she have to wash seperatly)
So she have no change to touch her self in a unprobber maner
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Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? -
12-18-2011, 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother_Dustin
Hello friends,
I noticed that you have a lot of threads about women and how they should act and be treated.
I discovered a situation that I have not yet found the answer to. You see, just the other day I walked in on my wife in the shower (I don't allow her to lock any doors in the house, unless I say otherwise) and I was led to believe that she was pleasuring herself. We have a retractable shower head, and when I walked in, it was near her devil's layer and she seemed unusually embarrassed.
Though I did punish her, I don't know what else to do beyond these lines.
I need advice on what the right thing to do would be.
Your Brother in Faith,
Dustin
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Hmmm...... That is definately concerning!!!!!!!! If she has to do that ungodly deed she is obviosly not content with the way of the lord!!! Beats me mate, sorry
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Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? -
02-25-2012, 01:28 AM
Hello,
does this mean I should maybe think about letting my granddaughter bathe unsupervised?
I have always trusted her in the past.
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Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? -
06-05-2013, 06:59 AM
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Thank You Pastor.
Well, I have been paddling her daily since the incident and I have made her spend an hour and a half at the foot of her bed every morning and night. I also don't let her shower or bathe without me supervising her.
Due to the fact that she is pregnant with my fourth son, I've been going a little lighter on the beatings. Because of that I feel that she isn't being punished enough, what else could I do? I will not let her leave the house, except for grocery shopping, in which case I make my oldest son go with her, until I feel that the LORD has forgiven her. But how can I test her, to know that she has truly relieved from her sins?
Your Brother in Faith,
Dustin
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What is wrong with you ? You are a coward and are more the monster you depict us atheist then the loving christian you pretend to be.
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Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? -
06-05-2013, 07:22 AM
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What is wrong with you ? You are a coward and are more the monster you depict us atheist then the loving christian you pretend to be.
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Who is trully the coward?
The sissy boy who lets his wife trample all over his God given right to be the head of his household as Jesus is the head of the Church or the man who stands up for his rights and for Jesus to help his wife do the right thing?
Your priorities are messed up
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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