[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Originally Posted by Capt. Aaron Portway

Now it's been given a reality show!

What is happening to this country?!? And the show is on The Learning Channel of all places! The only thing people should learn from that thing is that God will punish you with a two-headed monstrosity for a daughter if you anger Him!

Behold the wrath of God! He will curse you too with if you anger Him!





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WTH? Why do they have a Messicant flag on their helmets?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Of all the things that could be duplicated on a woman, why the head?

If they had 4 arms, they could get dinner ready in half the time.

YiC,

Zech

[Brother Helge]

Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth

Of all the things that could be duplicated on a woman, why the head?

If they had 4 arms, they could get dinner ready in half the time.

YiC,

Zech

Or private parts so they could give birth to twice as many soldiers for Christ.

This abomination would only give a man 4 x the nag of an ordinary woman.

And what happens if one of them misbehave?
Do you have to punish both of them?

[Professor Bessemer]

As a Scientheist, I am of course fascinated with the punishments the Lord sees fit to mete out on sinners that displease Him. My research has revealed an interesting trend. Common sins, like sodomy, earn common punishments, like the AIDS. The rarer the punishment, the rarer the sin. The following video is quite graphic. View it only if you are strong in the Lord.

When an abomination as rare and disturbing as the Hensel twins is presented to us, Scientheists like myself are left to ponder what sort of twisted, bizarre, and egregious sin could the parents have committed?

Unfortunately, the Hensel parents have patently refused to answer any of my requests to do a Sin Audit on the two of them. It saddens me greatly when sinners balk when asked to assist me in my research, because I know that they are bound for eternal torment until they can admit their transgressions against God.