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Post Introduction + question - 06-09-2017, 01:39 PM
To star with, I'm an atheist male and I happened to do phd is aatophysics.
Having the introduction done, I have a question to your small internet community. Is it a joke? I did a little bit of a research over last three days and I am terrified that this forum does not respect anybody who has different opinions, isn't a man or just doesn't follow your ways. You even try to find devils in harmless games, tv shows or cartoons.
Therefore, is this a joke? Or you're so overzealous that you're not able to accept anything but what is in your mindset?
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Default Re: Introduction + question - 06-09-2017, 01:49 PM
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To star with, I'm an atheist male and I happened to do phd is aatophysics.
Having the introduction done, I have a question to your small internet community. Is it a joke? I did a little bit of a research over last three days and I am terrified that this forum does not respect anybody who has different opinions, isn't a man or just doesn't follow your ways. You even try to find devils in harmless games, tv shows or cartoons.
Therefore, is this a joke? Or you're so overzealous that you're not able to accept anything but what is in your mindset?
Respectfully,
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Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Introduction + question - 06-09-2017, 05:22 PM
Hi Anakin!

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To star with, I'm an atheist male and I happened to do phd is aatophysics.
Typo? Foreigner? Strange field I've never heard of?

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Having the introduction done
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Just because you're an atheist doesn't mean you can't have any favorite bible verses. Surely you've heard one or two?

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Does some part of this seem funny to you? Then stick around, even if only to laugh. Eternity is a long time, you never know what might rub off on you.
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Default Re: Introduction + question - 06-09-2017, 05:31 PM
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To star with, I'm an atheist male and I happened to do phd is aatophysics.
People come here and make assertions about their education all the time. Even if you're being honest, how is yours relevant?

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Having the introduction done, I have a question to your small internet community. Is it a joke? I did a little bit of a research over last three days and I am terrified that this forum does not respect anybody who has different opinions, isn't a man or just doesn't follow your ways. You even try to find devils in harmless games, tv shows or cartoons.
What have we said that goes against the Bible?

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Therefore, is this a joke?
If this were a joke, why would we take such care to quote the Bible exactly as it is, and in context? I thought that people who wanted to joke about Christianity and the Bible would alter the Bible to make it what they consider to be funny. Instead, we take our faith and its foundational text with all of the reverence that they deserve.

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Or you're so overzealous that you're not able to accept anything but what is in your mindset?
Once God has blessed us with the truth, why should we settle for anything less?

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Default Re: Introduction + question - 06-10-2017, 02:23 AM
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To star with, I'm an atheist male and I happened to do phd is aatophysics.
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Typo? Foreigner? Strange field I've never heard of?
I've met just a few astrophysicists, Brother Brasil, but all of them were able to spell the name of their discipline. No matter which country they hailed from.

God created fossils to test our faith.

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aatophysics.

Dear AS,


Is this something to do with the study of potatoes?


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Jesus Re: Introduction + question - 06-10-2017, 04:56 AM
Hello Anakin - soon to be Darth.


As an almost PhD in Creation Science, there is something that makes me doubt your level of academic study. There is no need to be someone you aren't in our friendly forum. Just be yourself.


I do not joke about my Savior. He wasn't playing around when He died on Cavalry Mountain, friend. He gave His life for you. YOU.


We follow the Bible here completely. It is the only way we know how to show you the true meaning of Christ's temporary sacrifice for you - which can result in overwhelming benefits for you if you simply accept what we're trying to show you.


So Anakin, May God's FORCE be with you. And again: Be yourself.


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Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
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