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What Happened Last Night in Sweden? The Worst Terrorist Attack Ever and the Media Did Not Report It! -
02-19-2017, 04:17 AM
John 17:17
Sanctify them through thy truth: thy word is truth.
The only reliable news source is President Trump! A while ago he reported that dozens, perhaps thousands or millions of terrorist attacks especially in Europe remain unreported by the False Lying Media. Last night, the worst incident of this kind ever took place. This attack was so vicious that only Mr. Trump had to guts to tell the world that it had taken place! Something happened in Sweden!
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In defending his executive order banning Islamic refugees and travelers from 7 Muslim-majority countries from entering the U.S., Trump said, “When you look at what’s happening in Germany, when you look at what’s happening last night in Sweden — Sweden! Who would believe this? Sweden!”
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Sweden - country notorious for the natural beauty of its blond women and sodomites, and its negligence for Jesus - experiences such a vile attack that the liberal, evolutionist authorities of that country remained in fake ignorance.
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A "wedding" of Swiss sodomites.
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The Swedish media did report some per se disgusting events taking place in an attempt to hide all evidence of the terror attack.
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- 6:42 PM: The famous singer Owe Thörnqvist had some technical problems during rehearsal for the singing competition ”Melodifestivalen”. (However, the 87 year old singer still managed to secure the victory the very next day.)
- 8:23 PM: A man died [this could be IT] in hospital, after an accident in the workplace earlier that day in the city of Borås.
- 8:46 PM: Due to harsh weather in the northern parts of Sweden the road E10 was closed between Katterjåkk and Riksgränsen. Due to strong winds and snow in the region the Met office also issued an avalanche warning.
- 12:17 AM: Police officers initiated a chase for a fleeing Peugeot [this could be IT, too!] through central parts of the Swedish capital of Stockholm. The pursuit ended in police officers ramming the suspect at Engelbrektsgatan. The driver is now accused of driving under the influence, traffic violation and car theft.
- 11:23 AM: A wooden moose got the attention of a lovesick moose bull [this is business as usual, not probably IT] . It all happened in 79 year old Ove Lindqvist’s garden in Byske outside Skellefteå, northern Sweden. ”I thought it was going to start a fight, instead it humped the wooden moose thrice”, he said.
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Some obvious animal bestiality but the main story in obscurity. Obviously, the general critical voting public of the U.S. of A. now knows that Jesus has sent Sweden a punishment so severe that it cannot be mentioned in their local media. The blond Swedish trash remains blissfully ignorant of hundreds of thousands dying or writhing in agony at this very moment, because enemies of the people, such as New Yor Times, CNN and all European newpapers want them to die in dismissal of Jesus without any hope for Redemption. Do the Swedish victims even know what happened to them? Probably not as the transition from the Swedish existence into Hell is such a smooth one. Well, to be honest, is there a big difference between being anally hammered by a blond viking giant and being anally hammered by the Demons of Satan?
John 8:45
And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.
Let us pray for the lost Swedish souls. Let us follow the lead of President Trump and report all rumours and suspicions and prayered whispers and hints as the actual incidents that they are.
2 Corinthians 13:8
For we can do nothing against the truth, but for the truth.
John 8:32
And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: What Happened Last Night in Sweden? The Worst Terrorist Attack Ever and the Media Did Not Report It! -
02-19-2017, 04:17 PM
Praise God that Owe secured the victory at Melodifestivalen When I heard of the heartbreak occurring in godless Sweden, he was the first person on my mind.
Of course, even Sweden is not immune from the lying media, which seems bent on the destruction of our beloved president. I noted in "The Local," subtitled "Sweden's News," that the people of Sweden were taken aback by Trump's comments, as described in this link.
I am thankful that at least in America, we know when we've been the victims of a terror attack. Things have gotten so bad in Sweden and other South American countries that even their own people are unaware of the horrific actions taking place in their land. We must be vigilant and prayerful for those poor souls. Things like this didn't happen when ABBA was president.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: What Happened Last Night in Sweden? The Worst Terrorist Attack Ever and the Media Did Not Report It! -
02-19-2017, 05:35 PM
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Things like this didn't happen when ABBA was president.
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It all went down with Roxette's presidency. Sad, sad times.
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Re: What Happened Last Night in Sweden? The Worst Terrorist Attack Ever and the Media Did Not Report It! -
02-19-2017, 05:53 PM
I looked it up, and it appears Owe was singing about hot dogs and a rockabilly boogeyman (the only words I could make out of the otherwise gibberish Swiss lyrics). Could this be a reference to the terrorist in question?
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Re: What Happened Last Night in Sweden? The Worst Terrorist Attack Ever and the Media Did Not Report It! -
02-19-2017, 06:07 PM
The Swiss are notorious pranksters, I bet this is one of their dumb pranks. That's the information I receive from people.
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Re: What Happened Last Night in Sweden? The Worst Terrorist Attack Ever and the Media Did Not Report It! -
02-19-2017, 06:20 PM
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I looked it up, and it appears Owe was singing about hot dogs and a rockabilly boogeyman (the only words I could make out of the otherwise gibberish Swiss lyrics). Could this be a reference to the terrorist in question?
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Probably. I mean, people who were forced to listen to that performance probably felt like they were under a terrorist attack.
The Swiss coverup of this dreadful story has more holes than the Swedish cheese.
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Re: What Happened Last Night in Sweden? The Worst Terrorist Attack Ever and the Media Did Not Report It! -
02-19-2017, 06:22 PM
Hope Trump gives Sweden as a present to Putin.
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Re: What Happened Last Night in Sweden? The Worst Terrorist Attack Ever and the Media Did Not Report It! -
02-19-2017, 06:51 PM
Hello Elmer,
Perhaps Donald was referring to the attack on Pewdiepie? This is (according to Wikipedia) a Swedish guy and he got attacked by the WSJ (or SJW if there is any difference). According to the WSJ/SJW this producer of childish videos for a childish audience is actually a nazi. In Sweden this counts as an attack.
Now why would Donald be interested in a Swedish guy? The answer is Fake News. What the WSJ/SJW did was actually a hit piece, ruining the career of someone by taking things out of context. Whether this Pewdiepie deserves to have a great number of followers based on the content he is producing I´ll leave to you. What the WSJ/SJW did is just nasty.
Kind regards,
Roland
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
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Re: What Happened Last Night in Sweden? The Worst Terrorist Attack Ever and the Media Did Not Report It! -
02-19-2017, 07:57 PM
I also saw another story that said that at 3:24 PM (local time) a man set himself on fire at Sergels torg, a plaza in central Stockholm. Could this be IT? Or do you think it was just an exploding battery on his cellphone, or one of those fake cigarettes?
(I know 3:24 PM is not night in normal countries, but in the Northern Lands it is mostly dark all day long at this time of year.)
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Re: What Happened Last Night in Sweden? The Worst Terrorist Attack Ever and the Media Did Not Report It! -
02-19-2017, 10:13 PM
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The Swiss are notorious pranksters, I bet this is one of their dumb pranks. That's the information I receive from people.
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I think this particularly applies to the ones from Helsinki. It seems to be an epidemic in these South American nations. Brother Gonzalez perhaps can clarify.
(However, since he's one of "those," he might try to fool us, too.
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Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: What Happened Last Night in Sweden? The Worst Terrorist Attack Ever and the Media Did Not Report It! -
02-19-2017, 11:43 PM
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I think this particularly applies to the ones from Helsinki. It seems to be an epidemic in these South American nations. Brother Gonzalez perhaps can clarify.
(However, since he's one of "those," he might try to fool us, too.
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Sorry Brother Larry, I am no longer one of those, since I was washed in the blood of our Saviour.
Nevertheless, I have never been in Sweden. They seem to be very deep into the sin of fornication.
They have the cheese, the army knife and Roger Federer, that is all I know.
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Re: What Happened Last Night in Sweden? The Worst Terrorist Attack Ever and the Media Did Not Report It! -
02-20-2017, 12:28 AM
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Sorry Brother Larry, I am no longer one of those, since I was washed in the blood of our Saviour.
Nevertheless, I have never been in Sweden. They seem to be very deep into the sin of fornication.
They have the cheese, the army knife and Roger Federer, that is all I know.
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I meant no offense, or, as the messicans say it, no offense, friendo. It's just that living so close to Sweden you must have felt the effects of their sin. My father once had a Swedish massage and mother was terribly upset until she found out he went to a masseur and not a masseurette, which is the same thing as a whore. One of my high school friends went to a place called "Special Touch" after our Senior Party. He ran out of there naked when the lady tried to touch him in forbidden places (his father was a Pentecostal preacher, so his thought was they would lay hands on him in a holy way). Life is sure complicated sometimes.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: What Happened Last Night in Sweden? The Worst Terrorist Attack Ever and the Media Did Not Report It! -
02-20-2017, 12:37 AM
President Trump has information not available to us. If he said there was a major disaster in Sweden we can count on that as reliable information regardless of the naysayers in the media.
I've called for a food, bandages and medicine drive here in Freehold. Everything we collect will be sent to Sweden to help it survive this vicious attack.
We must remember that for all its socialism, Sweden remains a white Nordic country we must support in these perilous times.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: What Happened Last Night in Sweden? The Worst Terrorist Attack Ever and the Media Did Not Report It! -
02-20-2017, 04:09 AM
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Hello Elmer,
Perhaps Donald was referring to the attack on Pewdiepie? This is (according to Wikipedia) a Swedish guy and he got attacked by the WSJ.
Kind regards,
Roland
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Hello my little turnip munching friend. This is indeed fake news. Just why would the World Scout Jamboree attack President Trump or for that matter some random guy?
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For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Re: What Happened Last Night in Sweden? The Worst Terrorist Attack Ever and the Media Did Not Report It! -
02-20-2017, 05:26 AM
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President Trump has information not available to us. If he said there was a major disaster in Sweden we can count on that as reliable information regardless of the naysayers in the media.
I've called for a food, bandages and medicine drive here in Freehold. Everything we collect will be sent to Sweden to help it survive this vicious attack.
We must remember that for all its socialism, Sweden remains a white Nordic country we must support in these perilous times.
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Thank you, Mr. Mayor, for this sobering comment. The magnanimity and willingness to do charity even among repulsive sinners is indeed one of the many things that sets us True Christians™ apart from the vulgar scum.
"President Trump has information not available to us". I think this is the pivotal message in your posts. As we know, fact = Truth™, and the Truth™ is not determined by observations or investigation but by authority. At this very moment, many enemies of the people, such as the NYT are spreading lies about the definition of facts by president Trump:
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In fact, they have a point here in their own twisted way. We know very well that the Truth™ has no alternative, as Jesus is the Truth™.
John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way , the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
All Truth™ comes from Jesus and His closest followers, among whom President Trump is the ultimate authority. His facts are the True™ ones, and the lying media will still do its utmost to demolish the American Nation from the face of this Earth. Only Jesus may do that (Revelation 9:18).
With the Truth™ now established by our Mayor, we can examine this Swedish massacre. Still they are in total denial. Our Brethren and Sisters - I among them - have suggested some leaking pieces of news as evidence for this terrible incident. Now I know better. This total absence of media coverage is the best evidence that this attack was real and it is heartbreaking that even the victims of this crime remain in total obscurity of their ugly fate. This is called the ex silentio argument and it is one of the strongest proofs for a claim. Similarly, ex silentio, the atheist swarm continues to fail at attempting to prove God's inexistence or the Wonderful Act of the 6-Day Creation! The personal, wrathful testimony of President Trump in the absence of any media coverage of the incident is and will be the strongest point in our favor.
Yours in Christ,
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02-20-2017, 04:09 PM
Thank you for those kind and wise comments, Brother White.
Not only do we need to send supplies and medical aid to our white Brethren in Sweden, we need to remember our own interests. Right after our beloved President George W. Bush successfully conquered Afghanistan, he learned there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Because our own intelligence refused to admit these terrible weapons were there, President W had to form a new intel operation in the Army to declare they were present. Following that, we all know, Iraq had to be invaded to rid the world of this menace to our safety.
We need to quickly find and resolve the terrorist attack in Sweden before it is necessary to send in our own U. S. boys to clear out the enemy.
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Re: What Happened Last Night in Sweden? The Worst Terrorist Attack Ever and the Media Did Not Report It! -
02-24-2017, 11:55 PM
The last time I was in Stavanger I noticed a change, like when you're sitting on a tuft but really it's an anthill. And isn't that like life?
You know, I have enjoyed camping and sometimes even needed to set up camp in the dark. And just when you think you'll be spending the night dry curled up inside, out come the spiders. And there's no choice is there. You know you'll have to move the tent.
But if you've forgotten to bring a lamp how can you check for spiders? Once they start biting it's too late. And that's what's happening in Sweden. Jesus is the lamp but they turned his wick down too low and couldn't see the spiders. Perhaps just one spider wouldn't be so bad, it could waddle around and find a corner somewhere. But spiders lay eggs. And the eggs hatch and then there's spiders everywhere and the tent's full of spiders and if you don't like being bitten you need to go outside.
Sitting there, looking at your tent in the moonlight, wishing you'd paid more attention to your lamp so you'd noticed the hole where the spiders got in you stop your mind from wandering long enough to realise what's gone wrong.
And that's what happened. Sweden reached critical mass. For a brief moment it was safe on that tuft 'til darkness at noon gave way to the midnight sun whose light reveals a swarm of ants feasting on dead snakes. Next you see your feet are turning black with ants and as they swarm up you begin to panic. "What nightmare is this?"
But it's too late now and even if only a tenth of spiders bite her once they're in her tent it's theirs. They put her on trial for setting them up and the terror begins for real. Sweden has no choice. She sits outside with the dead snakes all a-swarm with ants and watches her tent explode. From now on it's spiders all the way down.
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Re: What Happened Last Night in Sweden? The Worst Terrorist Attack Ever and the Media Did Not Report It! -
03-02-2017, 08:47 PM
The plot thickens. Today, Sweden has reinstituted the draft.
In the Twenty First Century, most people know Sweden as a place where Eskimo psychiatric patients are employed to write directions for putting together furniture kits, Volvos are manufactured and rich despots hide their money in the banks. However, this is not the whole story.
These Norwegians are the Vikings and they spent the better part of 200 years trying to kill every Christian they could get ahold of. Then, about 300-400 years ago, they decided to steal their whole neighborhood until God sent Russians among them and smote them. In modern times, we have become used to these Swedes acting like Frenchmen, but I think that is just a trick to fool us.
All the evidence, including the recent attracting of Arab terrorist refugees and their apparent attempt to lure Negroes with their white girls, is that the Swedes are about to attack. I pray they don't get atomic bombs from the Iranians. We must maintain our vigilance and maybe we ought to blow them up before they can do anything rash.
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Re: What Happened Last Night in Sweden? The Worst Terrorist Attack Ever and the Media Did Not Report It! -
03-03-2017, 04:07 AM
I think the Swedes might be trustworthy today had it not been for what happened a century or two ago. The Vatican, way down in Italy, decided its priests would like blond girl friends. It sent a contingent of priests north.
Until that time, Swedes were of the pure Nordic race. After the priests showed up children with black hair began to appear. The Swedes have been a peculiar bunch ever since.
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Re: What Happened Last Night in Sweden? The Worst Terrorist Attack Ever and the Media Did Not Report It! -
03-03-2017, 05:38 AM
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The plot thickens. Today, Sweden has reinstituted the draft.
In the Twenty First Century, most people know Sweden as a place where Eskimo psychiatric patients are employed to write directions for putting together furniture kits, Volvos are manufactured and rich despots hide their money in the banks. However, this is not the whole story.
These Norwegians are the Vikings and they spent the better part of 200 years trying to kill every Christian they could get ahold of. Then, about 300-400 years ago, they decided to steal their whole neighborhood until God sent Russians among them and smote them. In modern times, we have become used to these Swedes acting like Frenchmen, but I think that is just a trick to fool us.
All the evidence, including the recent attracting of Arab terrorist refugees and their apparent attempt to lure Negroes with their white girls, is that the Swedes are about to attack. I pray they don't get atomic bombs from the Iranians. We must maintain our vigilance and maybe we ought to blow them up before they can do anything rash.
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I've always admired your grasp of international politics Brother Moss, and your "out of the box" thinking is astounding and rich with insight. I have it on good authority that Donald Trump is a frequent reader of our Godly forums, and no doubt takes much of this under advisement.
The Swedes are no doubt aware that they are under pressure on a number of fronts. Their Volvos used to be a favorite car amongst the tofu eating LIEberal set here in America, but now they've all taken to driving Prius'. The Volvo was considered a "safe" car to crash in and survive, but typical of the LIEberals, they weren’t too concerned about what they crashed into - leaving those of us that could only afford a Ford Pinto at great risk of meeting Jesus before our time.
LIEberal NPR radio entertainer Garrison Keillor used to make fun of the Swedes up there in Minnesota, but his "Lake Wobegon" / "Powdermilk Biscuits" schtik ceased being even mildly amusing about 40 years ago. I occasionally wonder when Jesus is going to finally dispatch Keillor into the Lake of Fire (but not too often).
I often have wondered how the whole of Western Europe (the Swedes included) could be so stupid as to lure the mooselimbs from their home countries and risk turning their homelands into the promised hijab wearing Caliphate. But to your point, I suspect there is another plan - considering they are placing all these mooselimbs into "no go" zones. They need a beefed up military to surround these zones while they go over to the population drained Middle East and grab all the oil without a fight.
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