[Mr. Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now

So you admit that you want special rights.

Nothing special about the rights she wants. She just wants rights.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now

So you admit that you want special rights.

Not special - just equal.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now

Not special - just equal.

Sodomites already have equal rights, witch! They have the same right as anyone else to marry someone of the opposite sex in the eyes of Jesus! Anything else is demanding special rights in rebellion against the Lord.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Sodomites already have equal rights, witch! They have the same right as anyone else to marry someone of the opposite sex in the eyes of Jesus! Anything else is demanding special rights in rebellion against the Lord.

You have the right to marry the consenting adult to whom you have affectional and/or sexual attraction. Gay men and lesbians do not have that right, but they should.

Your lord doesn't get to make the rules for those who don't believe in him.

[ExGay Alex]

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Not special - just equal.

We simply cannot all be equal, irrespective of our behavior and our giving the middle finger to the Lord. Why do you reject the concept of personal responsibility for one's own actions?

Why can't homers marry other homers? For the same reason convicted murderers can't just go out for pizza just like everybody else. They have committed behavior that is sick and twisted and antisocial and against the laws of God and man and for this very simple reason these people are treated differently.

I will try to make this easy for you to understand with words of one syllable. Gays. Are. Bad. Men. They. Are. Sick. In. The. Head. They. Should. Not. Do. What. They. Do. In. Bed. With. Their. Friends'. Butts. It. Is. Gross.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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I'll reply to you in words of one syllable so you can understand.

How. Does. It. Hurt. You. If. Two. Men. Make. Love. Or. If. They. Wed?

No. One. Will. Force. You. To. Make. Love. To. Or. Wed. A. Man. If. You. Don't. Want. To.

[Nobar King]

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I'll reply to you in words of one syllable so you can understand.

How. Does. It. Hurt. You. If. Two. Men. Make. Love. Or. If. They. Wed?

No. One. Will. Force. You. To. Make. Love. To. Or. Wed. A. Man. If. You. Don't. Want. To.

You obviously haven't heard of gay rape. Another one of your gross generalizations that is wrong.wrong.wrong.

Also, who cares if it hurts me when two men marry? It hurts Jesus, and that's what counts.

[SayvedByTheLord]

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No need for testyness on this Godly Forum™ Crotch.

The behavior you describe makes Jesus cry and seeth with anger simultaneously. The knowledge that is ocurring hurts any True Christian™.

BTW are you a coonass ?

I'll reply to you in words of one syllable so you can understand.

How. Does. It. Hurt. You. If. Two. Men. Make. Love. Or. If. They. Wed?

No. One. Will. Force. You. To. Make. Love. To. Or. Wed. A. Man. If. You. Don't. Want. To.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now

How. Does. It. Hurt. You. If. Two. Men. Make. Love. Or. If. They. Wed?

No. One. Will. Force. You. To. Make. Love. To. Or. Wed. A. Man. If. You. Don't. Want. To.

Since when is that the basis for God's Law? You make it sound as though the Lord were that russkie atheist harlot Ayn Rand and the Bible were one of Rand's long-winded novels full of implausible plot twists and terrible characterization. Also, God most certainly does get to make the rules for those who don't believe in Him; He created everything, not just those who believe in Him.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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You make it sound as though the Lord were that russkie atheist harlot Ayn Rand and the Bible were one of Rand's long-winded novels full of implausible plot twists and terrible characterization.

Actually, the Bible IS full of implausiblr plot twists and terrible characterization.

[Juliette]

Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now

I'll reply to you in words of one syllable so you can understand.

How. Does. It. Hurt. You. If. Two. Men. Make. Love. Or. If. They. Wed?

No. One. Will. Force. You. To. Make. Love. To. Or. Wed. A. Man. If. You. Don't. Want. To.

I don't care at all. Those homers and sinners have to do as they want. Fornicating is all they think about.

But be sure HE will not be pleased at all.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Actually, the Bible IS full of implausiblr plot twists and terrible characterization.

Typical lie-beral mockery of Scripture. I notice you don't spend all of your free time attacking the Rig-Veda or the Popol-Vuh; it's just the real Scripture, the Holy King James Bible, that you are obsessed with attacking.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Typical lie-beral mockery of Scripture. I notice you don't spend all of your free time attacking the Rig-Veda or the Popol-Vuh; it's just the real Scripture, the Holy King James Bible, that you are obsessed with attacking.

I don't see people trying to change the Constitution to bring it in line with the Rig Veda, and I've never heard of the Popol-Vuh.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Your lord doesn't get to make the rules for those who don't believe in him.

I don't believe in the Demoncratic Party or anything they stand for, so if God punishes America by allowing Osama Barack to steal the presidency it will be okay for me to ignore any laws they set forth?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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I don't believe in the Demoncratic Party or anything they stand for, so if God punishes America by allowing Osama Barack to steal the presidency it will be okay for me to ignore any laws they set forth?

No - you are a citizen of the US, therefore you are subject to its laws. I am not a member of your church, nor of your religion, so I am not bound by your dogma.