[iamunce]

My son was growing true and straight into a man of the Good Book (King James version) until recently, when he fell in with evil companions. His once manly hair has grown long and wild, a goatish beard now obscures his once angelic visage and his eyebrows have grown together in a devilish unibrow. Loose women in diaphanous gowns hang on his arm (often several at a time). His male fellows cast dark looks about them, and they all adorn themselves with tattooed marks of Satan. Although I have no proof as yet, I fear drink, drugs and bestial carnality are their daily fare. I once even overheard terrifying references to Christopher Hitchens and George Carlin in a hastily terminated phone call between my son and one of these heartless seducers.
Brethren in Christ, I beg you to pray with me – a poor, friendless widow-woman of faultless public virtue – to help him find his way back to the true path – and Jesus, his one true friend.

Pray for him.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Why has't the boy's Godly father stepped in and given him the beating he so richly deserves? Doesn't he care about following God's Word?

The Bible says to beat your children hard and often, and don't worry about hurting them. You may break a few bones and cause some brain damage, but it isn't going to kill them. And even if they do die, they'll be better off. They'll thank you in heaven for beating the hell out of them.

Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 23:14 Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

[Ebenezer Wright]

My friend it states you are from Ireland. Are you going to tell me you have not had your fare share of alcohol for the evening?

[Billybob Sunday]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Why has't the boy's Godly father stepped in and given him the beating he so richly deserves? Doesn't he care about following God's Word?

The Bible says to beat your children hard and often, and don't worry about hurting them. You may break a few bones and cause some brain damage, but it isn't going to kill them. And even if they do die, they'll be better off. They'll thank you in heaven for beating the hell out of them.

Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 23:14 Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

I pray some good beatings will correct your hell-bound sinner of a son. If not, God instructs us to do this, from Deuteronomy:

21:18 If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them: 21:19 Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place; 21:20 And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.
21:21 And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.

[Talitha]

Originally Posted by iamunce

My son was growing true and straight into a man of the Good Book (King James version) until recently, when he fell in with evil companions. His once manly hair has grown long and wild, a goatish beard now obscures his once angelic visage and his eyebrows have grown together in a devilish unibrow. Loose women in diaphanous gowns hang on his arm (often several at a time). His male fellows cast dark looks about them, and they all adorn themselves with tattooed marks of Satan. Although I have no proof as yet, I fear drink, drugs and bestial carnality are their daily fare. I once even overheard terrifying references to Christopher Hitchens and George Carlin in a hastily terminated phone call between my son and one of these heartless seducers.
Brethren in Christ, I beg you to pray with me – a poor, friendless widow-woman of faultless public virtue – to help him find his way back to the true path – and Jesus, his one true friend.

Pray for him.

My dear, I have been in a very similar situation as yourself regarding my Daughter.
She found herself led astray by Godless Goth's who forced her to live in that Hell-hole called Australia.
Praise Jesus my own security people, helped by Pastor Bobby-Joe managed to shoot the bastards persuade the Goth's to release her. Unfortunately she was seriously injured in the crossfire release.
Anyway, Jesus decided to let her live but as a punishment left her with a mental age of a 6 year old. She dribbles and stuff so I mainly keep her in the Cellar where I don't have to see her she can't harm herself.

I suggest that you Pray hard to Jesus (as I shall do for you) and give a Loving Donation to your favorite Church to show our Savior that you care about his suffering too.
I'll talk to Bobby-Joe and see if there is anything we can do to beat it out of him help him see reason.

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by iamunce

My son was growing true and straight into a man of the Good Book (King James version) until recently, when he fell in with evil companions. His once manly hair has grown long and wild, a goatish beard now obscures his once angelic visage and his eyebrows have grown together in a devilish unibrow. Loose women in diaphanous gowns hang on his arm (often several at a time). His male fellows cast dark looks about them, and they all adorn themselves with tattooed marks of Satan. Although I have no proof as yet, I fear drink, drugs and bestial carnality are their daily fare. I once even overheard terrifying references to Christopher Hitchens and George Carlin in a hastily terminated phone call between my son and one of these heartless seducers.
Brethren in Christ, I beg you to pray with me – a poor, friendless widow-woman of faultless public virtue – to help him find his way back to the true path – and Jesus, his one true friend.

Pray for him.

If his eyebrows have grown together in a devilish unibrow, it sounds like he might've fallen in with the J*h*v*h's W*tn*ss*s crowd. I shall pray for him, but it really sounds like the kindest thing to do at this point might just be to have him humanely put down.

[commie!commie!commie!]

Originally Posted by Ebenezer Wright

My friend it states you are from Ireland. Are you going to tell me you have not had your fare share of alcohol for the evening?

Stereotyping

[Walter Brimstone]

How do you figure? Are the Irish not known for their booze and being Catlick?

In Jesus,

Walter Brimstone

Originally Posted by commie!commie!commie!

Stereotyping

[commie!commie!commie!]

Originally Posted by Walter Brimstone

How do you figure? Are the Irish not known for their booze and being Catlick?

In Jesus,

Walter Brimstone

So?
Stereotyping is still wrong.

[Walter Brimstone]

Wrong again, chimp! It's called telling the truth (which you know nothing about!)

In Jesus,

Walter Brimstone (That's Mr. Brimstone to you!)

Originally Posted by commie!commie!commie!

So?
Stereotyping is still wrong.

[commie!commie!commie!]

Originally Posted by Walter Brimstone

Wrong again, chimp! It's called telling the truth (which you know nothing about!)

In Jesus,

Walter Brimstone (That's Mr. Brimstone to you!)

I know more about the truth than you ever will, as you still believe in George Bush's evil lies.

[Walter Brimstone]

Originally Posted by commie!commie!commie!

I know more about the truth than you ever will, as you still believe in George Bush's evil lies.

Lies? What are you babbling about, heathen? President Bush has done his best to try to make the world a better place. You people are the ones who pervert what is being said about Godly President Bush. You should thank Jesus that President Bush is still President. If it were up to someone like you, the world would be in the most ghastly condition, as if it wasn't already!

In Jesus,

Walter Brimstone

[commie!commie!commie!]

Originally Posted by Walter Brimstone

Lies? What are you babbling about, heathen? President Bush has done his best to try to make the world a better place. You people are the ones who pervert what is being said about Godly President Bush. You should thank Jesus that President Bush is still President. If it were up to someone like you, the world would be in the most ghastly condition, as if it wasn't already!

In Jesus,

Walter Brimstone

George Bush is corrupt.
His government is corrupt.
The war he's embarked upon is corrupt.
His ideas are corrupt.
Everything about him is corrupt.

[Walter Brimstone]

Originally Posted by commie!commie!commie!

George Bush is corrupt.
His government is corrupt.
The war he's embarked upon is corrupt.
His ideas are corrupt.
Everything about him is corrupt.

Are you saying Jesus is corrupt? Is that what you are driving at? For your information, this is True Christianity™ vs. satan. Friend, there are people wanting to kill us because of our beliefs. You condone that, do you not? This war is about defending what we believe in. So where is the corruption? You make Jesus sick, heathen!

In Jesus,

Walter Brimstone

[commie!commie!commie!]

Originally Posted by Walter Brimstone

Are you saying Jesus is corrupt? Is that what you are driving at? For your information, this is True Christianity™ vs. satan. Friend, there are people wanting to kill us because of our beliefs. You condone that, do you not? This war is about defending what we believe in. So where is the corruption? You make Jesus sick, heathen!

In Jesus,

Walter Brimstone

I never condone killing no matter how evil a person is.
Even if they are as evil as you.
Bush and his government are corrupt, you know that and you like it.

[Walter Brimstone]

Originally Posted by commie!commie!commie!

I never condone killing no matter how evil a person is.
Even if they are as evil as you.
Bush and his government are corrupt, you know that and you like it.

So, now you're saying, I'm evil? Why? Because I hate islam? Because there are people who want to kill me because I hate islam? Because I hate satan and what he is trying to do to all True Christians™? No, friend, It's heathens such as yourself who support terrorism that are evil. Whether or not I like it makes no difference, Jesus expects us to defend Him and His Beliefs so that's why we are fighting. President Bush has no agenda to promote except our freedoms, bottom line.

In Jesus,

Walter Brimstone

[commie!commie!commie!]

Originally Posted by Walter Brimstone

So, now you're saying, I'm evil? Why? Because I hate islam? Because there are people who want to kill me because I hate islam? Because I hate satan and what he is trying to do to all True Christians™? No, friend, It's heathens such as yourself who support terrorism that are evil. Whether or not I like it makes no difference, Jesus expects us to defend Him and His Beliefs so that's why we are fighting. President Bush has no agenda to promote except our freedoms, bottom line.

In Jesus,

Walter Brimstone

You're argument yet again is based on generalisations.
1. You don't have to be Muslim to be a terrorist just look at George Bush
2.Not all Muslims are terrorists

[Walter Brimstone]

Originally Posted by commie!commie!commie!

You're argument yet again is based on generalisations.
1. You don't have to be Muslim to be a terrorist just look at George Bush
2.Not all Muslims are terrorists

How can President Bush be a True Christian™ & Terrorist? That's a contradiction in terms by iteslf. Mudslimes have always been jealous of our way of life and that is why all mudslimes hate us and want to kill us. once again you are defending the evil in this world and that is why you are going to hell with the rest of the supporters of satan and his army.

In Jesus,

Walter Brimstone

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by commie!commie!commie!

I never condone killing no matter how evil a person is.
Even if they are as evil as you.
Bush and his government are corrupt, you know that and you like it.

What kind of a communist are you then? Do you repudiate the millions that your heroes Stalin and Mao slaughtered in the name of Karl Marx, Charles Darwin and satan?

You'd kill our Godly President if you had half a chance. Your threats have been passed along to the DOF. Expect a knock on your door about 4 am. Praise Jesus!