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Default Pray for me - 07-10-2008, 02:18 PM

I used to pray that god would make me feel like a real man.

Never got anywhere like that.

Now I'm praying for God to turn me into a "real" woman.

Either way you pray, pray for me.
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Default Re: Pray for me - 07-10-2008, 02:56 PM

Gosh, my prayer calendar is all full. Sorry.


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Default Re: Pray for me - 07-10-2008, 03:12 PM

I will pray that GOD hurries the end of the world along so that we can finally be rid of garbage such as yourself.



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Default Re: Pray for me - 07-10-2008, 03:31 PM

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I used to pray that god would make me feel like a real man.

Never got anywhere like that.

Now I'm praying for God to turn me into a "real" woman.

Either way you pray, pray for me.
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Default Re: Pray for me - 07-10-2008, 05:36 PM

Yes, Tara, I will pray for you. I will get down on my knees and pray to Lord God Almighty to shine His Light on you and make you realize the mistake you are willing to make. Cutting off your tallywacker won't solve any of your problems. We could help you find a nice girl to wed so you don't have to alter your genitals. All you have to do is let Jesus into your heart and take a look around here. There are a lot of us single females here who are looking a good Christian man to wed and raise up an army unto the Lord. Think about it for a day or two and let us know how you feel about that.


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Default Re: Pray for me - 07-10-2008, 08:36 PM

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Yes, Tara, I will pray for you. I will get down on my knees and pray to Lord God Almighty to shine His Light on you and make you realize the mistake you are willing to make. Cutting off your tallywacker won't solve any of your problems. We could help you find a nice girl to wed so you don't have to alter your genitals. All you have to do is let Jesus into your heart and take a look around here. There are a lot of us single females here who are looking a good Christian man to wed and raise up an army unto the Lord. Think about it for a day or two and let us know how you feel about that.
Tara Mo-Ho

Sister Victory has indeed given you wonderful counseling. It is Bible inspired! Take a look at the following verses and you will see how marriage benefits not just the individual, but society as a whole. Note that the passage is from Genesis, so God saw marriage as a good thing from the very beginning of time itself!

From Genesis Chapter 34:

6And Hamor the father of Shechem went out unto Jacob to commune with him. 7</SPAN>And the sons of Jacob came out of the field when they heard it: and the men were grieved, and they were very wroth, because he had wrought folly in Israel in lying with Jacob's daughter: which thing ought not to be done. 8And Hamor communed with them, saying, The soul of my son Shechem longeth for your daughter: I pray you give her him to wife. 9And make ye marriages with us, and give your daughters unto us, and take our daughters unto you. 10And ye shall dwell with us: and the land shall be before you; dwell and trade ye therein, and get you possessions therein.


Now on the other hand, there is great peril for those that choose homersexuality. God deals with those practitioners decisively as seen in Leviticus.


From Leviticus Chapter 20:


13If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Tara Mo-Ho, Hell awaits you if you continue on this path. Sister Victory has given you wonder advice that is surely inspired by Jesus Himself. Please listen. I will pray for you.

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Default Re: Pray for me - 07-11-2008, 04:58 AM

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I used to pray that god would make me feel like a real man.

Never got anywhere like that.

Now I'm praying for God to turn me into a "real" woman.

Either way you pray, pray for me.
Personally, I can't wait to watch you burning in hell. You richly deserve it for your unrepentant perversions. Praise Jesus!


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Default Re: Pray for me - 07-11-2008, 04:35 PM

I'lll be parying extra hard every night, that you get sodomised extra hard in Hell.( Or prison, whichever comes first.)


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Default Re: Pray for me - 07-11-2008, 05:51 PM

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I used to pray that god would make me feel like a real man.

Never got anywhere like that.

Now I'm praying for God to turn me into a "real" woman.

Either way you pray, pray for me.
Whilst still on the cusp of Good and evil (with heavy leanings toward all that is Good ), it is still quite easy for me to see that this terrorsexual Ho-Mo is not what it purports to be. Be fooled no longer kind Brothers and comely Sisters. This marsupial is in feted love with with its' damned tallywacker and has no intention of casting it into hell unless he is firmly attached to it!

I'm sorry to have to be the bearer of this information to LBC, but Jesus Commands me to share this Truth with those of His Favored Forum. That Truth being that the terrorsexual has used deception in an attempt to deceive the innocent.

The terrorsexual is here to corrupt the womenfolk of LBC!!!!
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Default Re: Pray for me - 07-12-2008, 12:33 AM

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Yes, Tara, I will pray for you. I will get down on my knees and pray to Lord God Almighty to shine His Light on you and make you realize the mistake you are willing to make. Cutting off your tallywacker won't solve any of your problems. We could help you find a nice girl to wed so you don't have to alter your genitals. All you have to do is let Jesus into your heart and take a look around here. There are a lot of us single females here who are looking a good Christian man to wed and raise up an army unto the Lord. Think about it for a day or two and let us know how you feel about that.
Actually, that probably isn't an option anymore.

I've been on hormone therapy way too long. Even if I reverse transitioned back to a man (which I have no intention of doing, anyway), I'm sterile. Can't have kids.

Well, I should be glad, though, that at least one person here has figured out that nobody wants their "tallywacker" cut off>

(seriously, can you people just say "penis?")
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Default Re: Pray for me - 07-12-2008, 12:59 AM

Wait, I'm confused. Are you saying you're not a man or a woman right now? You're something in between? You can't seriously believe this is pleasing Jesus.


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Default Re: Pray for me - 07-12-2008, 03:34 PM

I think Sister VOS has this situation pretty clearly figured out, MoHo.

The Bible says God created man. And then He created woman.

These are separate beings, as He created them: no intermediates, and no change orders allowed. The man whose genitals are not whole is accursed: he cannot enter the congregation of God (Deuteronomy 23:1).

If you persist in sinfulness God will damn you to Hell, and the smoke of your soul's burning shall rise forever. Praying for God to turn you into a "real woman" is self-delusion. God does not exist to cater to your sexuality; God exists to hate sin and punish sinners eternally in Hell.

God created evil on Earth for a purpose, and that was (presumably) to make sure that He has a reason for inflicting everlasting torment on certain of His children. In John 3:16 we read:

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

But God also created Satan, the devil, and that great verse in scripture could also have said:

For God so hated His children, that He empowered Satan, that whosoever could be tempted should not escape, but be damned to everlasting torment.


So: you have been tempted, and you have succumbed. That's tough tits. God has plans for you, and they ain't pretty.

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Default Re: Pray for me - 07-12-2008, 06:48 PM

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Wait, I'm confused. Are you saying you're not a man or a woman right now? You're something in between? You can't seriously believe this is pleasing Jesus.
I'm woman.... except for one less than womanly piece of anatomy that I could do without.

A few years ago, I was trying to be a guy and I was miserable for it. I cried.... alot. I was on the brink of suicide and if I hadn't started to transition, I would probably be dead right now. Even if I hadn't killed myself directly, I was soothing my pain by filling my face with fatty foods. I ballooned up to over 240 lbs and I was having some kind of chest pains but I still didn't care enough about myself to start to take care of myself. That all changed when I transitioned.

BTW, you might ask, why couldn't I turn to Jesus to get that change in attitude? Tried that! Didn't work! Jesus told me I need to be a girl, too! Oh, ye of little faith; with God all things are possible.
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Default Re: Pray for me - 07-12-2008, 07:07 PM

Wow! Did you ever post in one of BBW newsgroups? There are guys who really get off on plumpers.

Tell us about your kids, Mo. What do they call you these days? Are they proud to have a father who multitasks?


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Wow! Did you ever post in one of BBW newsgroups? There are guys who really get off on plumpers.
Actually, that WAS my weight. I've lost nearly fifty pounds since then. I'm also fortunate that quite a bit of the weight I have now has gone to the right place.

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They're still too young to understand, which kinda makes living in stealth a little tricky. I'm trying to remind them to call me Moddy. Another tgirl, her daughter thought that up. Kinda a cross between mommy and daddy. Anyway, what's important is that they love me.
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Default Re: Pray for me - 07-12-2008, 10:17 PM

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They're still too young to understand, which kinda makes living in stealth a little tricky. I'm trying to remind them to call me Moddy. Another tgirl, her daughter thought that up. Kinda a cross between mommy and daddy. Anyway, what's important is that they love me.
If you love them and the Lord, don't pick them up from school in a floral dress.





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Default Re: Pray for me - 07-13-2008, 01:37 AM

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If you love them and the Lord, don't pick them up from school in a floral dress.
He he, I love floral dresses.

Not those old, frumpy things, but the cute ones.

Maybe I'll put a t-shirt on underneath. My Darwin pendant (how evil!) with a few other choice pieces of jewlery.

As far as anybody can tell, my kids have two mommies, one just happens to be fairly tall. If I know them well enough to go into detail, then I also trust them enough that they will keep a secret. Not that I want to lie to anybody, but I don't want to deal with prejudice, either. Let them get to know Tara the woman before they decide I'm Tara the evil, deviant shemale.
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Default Re: Pray for me - 07-13-2008, 02:01 AM

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He he, I love floral dresses.

Not those old, frumpy things, but the cute ones.

Maybe I'll put a t-shirt on underneath. My Darwin pendant (how evil!) with a few other choice pieces of jewlery.

As far as anybody can tell, my kids have two mommies, one just happens to be fairly tall. If I know them well enough to go into detail, then I also trust them enough that they will keep a secret. Not that I want to lie to anybody, but I don't want to deal with prejudice, either. Let them get to know Tara the woman before they decide I'm Tara the evil, deviant shemale.
But that would be a lie. You are not a woman, no matter how much you pretend to be. You queers all think you're fooling the world by pretending to be something you can't possibly be. That's what the liebrals have done for you by keeping Prayer out of schools.

Jesus is not fooled by a fool. You are, in fact, and "evil, deviant shemale" who is hellbound. I suppose you're proud of yourself.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Pray for me - 07-13-2008, 02:13 AM

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Jesus is not fooled by a fool. You are, in fact, and "evil, deviant shemale" who is hellbound. I suppose you're proud of yourself.

Praise! Excellent post. Even a devilish shemale couldnt confuse that!


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Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.
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Default Re: Pray for me - 07-13-2008, 02:26 AM

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But that would be a lie. You are not a woman, no matter how much you pretend to be. You queers all think you're fooling the world by pretending to be something you can't possibly be. That's what the liebrals have done for you by keeping Prayer out of schools.

Jesus is not fooled by a fool. You are, in fact, and "evil, deviant shemale" who is hellbound. I suppose you're proud of yourself.
Who says I can't possibly be a woman?

Correct me if I'm wrong, but with God all things are possible, isn't that correct?

If you respond, please respond to the the scripture quoted and not the person reminding you of the scripture.

And yes, I am proud of myself.
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