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M&M's satans favorite candy treat! -
07-19-2007, 08:35 PM
The Mars corporation is satanic! Have u seen the new m&m commercials? They portray the evil little pieces of candy as the Adams Family! Everyone knows that, that was the origional satanic show on tv which led to the flooding of devilish, sex infested, violent, drug ridden television that is all over the place now!
I ask u my fellow worshippers to boycott all Mars products! Just to be safe i am no longer eating candy this way Satan cant get his evil clutches around me, by the use of tasty treats that i once enjoyed!
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Re: M&M's satans favorite candy treat! -
07-19-2007, 08:52 PM
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The Mars corporation is satanic! Have u seen the new m&m commercials? They portray the evil little pieces of candy as the Adams Family! Everyone knows that, that was the origional satanic show on tv which led to the flooding of devilish, sex infested, violent, drug ridden television that is all over the place now!
I ask u my fellow worshippers to boycott all Mars products! Just to be safe i am no longer eating candy this way Satan cant get his evil clutches around me, by the use of tasty treats that i once enjoyed!
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Gosh, is this really true? -- what a scary thought -- 
You can be sure I too am dropping candy as a favorite treat, now that I know the devil is involved 
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: M&M's satans favorite candy treat! -
07-19-2007, 09:39 PM
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The Mars corporation is satanic! Have u seen the new m&m commercials? They portray the evil little pieces of candy as the Adams Family! Everyone knows that, that was the origional satanic show on tv which led to the flooding of devilish, sex infested, violent, drug ridden television that is all over the place now!
I ask u my fellow worshippers to boycott all Mars products!
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Um, are you not a Jew? In what way are we your fellow worshippers?
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Re: M&M's satans favorite candy treat! -
07-19-2007, 09:40 PM
I could have sworn that they were just saying that green Jello was Satan's favorite... Something about the evils of jiggling and how it promoted sex?
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Ah! Here's the link!
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Re: M&M's satans favorite candy treat! -
07-20-2007, 12:23 AM
Jello and M&Ms are both very very evil jello however was at one time promoted by Bill Cosby he is not at all evil therefore making it less evil! But M&Ms are promoted at Halloween the evilest day ever! and also at Christmas with that demon spawn they call Santa Claus! So i am going to protect myself from M&Ms more that jello! Oh and there are jello shots and those are just delicious so its a little less evil for that too!
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Re: M&M's satans favorite candy treat! -
07-20-2007, 12:27 AM
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Jello and M&Ms are both very very evil jello however was at one time promoted by Bill Cosby he is not at all evil therefore making it less evil! But M&Ms are promoted at Halloween the evilest day ever! and also at Christmas with that demon spawn they call Santa Claus! So i am going to protect myself from M&Ms more that jello! Oh and there are jello shots and those are just delicious so its a little less evil for that too!
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So... in this post you: - Denounced the celebration of Christ,
- Dissed a Pagan-based holiday,
- Advocated the general consumption of alcohol,
- Advocated black rights (which is getting you a trip to Hell on this forum),
- Openly went against the True Christian community's views on Jello, and
- Further mutilated my English language.
It's the last one that really bugs me...
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Re: M&M's satans favorite candy treat! -
07-20-2007, 12:33 AM
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So... in this post you: - Denounced the celebration of Christ,
- Dissed a Pagan-based holiday,
- Advocated the general consumption of alcohol,
- Advocated black rights (which is getting you a trip to Hell on this forum),
- Openly went against the True Christian community's views on Jello, and
- Further mutilated my English language.
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Kazoo...are you a grammar nazi? If so I suggest you just accept the fact that some people can't and/or won't spell correctly.
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Re: M&M's satans favorite candy treat! -
07-20-2007, 12:34 AM
Wow i need to go pray! um im very sorry about all of this! Also i am sorry for my poor sentence structure and overall bad use of speech you see i speak multiple languages and it seems the more i learn another language the more my original language of English suffers! I apologize
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Re: M&M's satans favorite candy treat! -
07-20-2007, 12:38 AM
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Kazoo...are you a grammar nazi? If so I suggest you just accept the fact that some people can't and/or won't spell correctly.
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There are some things in life that I cannot ever accept. The two predominant ones are (1) those who are too ignorant, else lazy, to properly use this English language, and (2) that pasta with a whipped cream topping is not a mainstream product. 
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Re: M&M's satans favorite candy treat! -
07-20-2007, 12:47 AM
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There are some things in life that I cannot ever accept. The two predominant ones are (1) those who are too ignorant, else lazy, to properly use this English language, and (2) that pasta with a whipped cream topping is not a mainstream product. |
I need to try number 2!
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Re: M&M's satans favorite candy treat! -
07-20-2007, 12:49 AM
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I need to try number 2!
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Surprisingly, it is incredibly good. Just a plate of linguine or angel hair spaghetti with a heavy coating of whipped cream. Absolutely delicious.
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Re: M&M's satans favorite candy treat! -
07-20-2007, 12:59 AM
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I need to try number 2!
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Ewwww! ... pasta with whipped cream? 
What about ice cream with tomato sauce? 
We're probably safe as long as we avoid the M&Ms, since they were invented by satan 
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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