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Default Satan In My City - 07-17-2008, 04:28 PM

Dearest Pastors and Members of LBC,

I am in need of your prayers.

I have been working for some time at repenting for my past sins, and with the help of God's favourite forum, I have made much progress .

However over the last few days I have found my struggles worsen due to the fact that Satan is now in my city, and he has brought with him his alcohathlic entourage in the thousands (as if we didn't already have enough problems with all the God Damned homers running around purveying their filthy wares).

I mean they are everywhere, and those blasted fluorescent backpacks they all seem to wear are near on sending me into convulsions.

Pray for me Brothers and Sisters during these dark times.

My God Damned government no longer allows me to own assault rifles (see the Truth here), nor carry my knives, and since the first of this month I am no longer allowed to import demon spotters (coincidence?).

It's feels like it's only me and my KJV.
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Default Re: Satan In My City - 07-17-2008, 05:05 PM

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It's feels like it's only me and my KJV.
What more do you need, Brother?

Go forth with the power of Jesus and conquer that demon!!


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Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Default Re: Satan In My City - 07-17-2008, 07:24 PM

Brother Rodimer is absolutely right. When you walk through town, try holding your Bible out in front of you like a shield. Most homers and such will cower away at the sight of it.

It sounds like the sheriff of your town has let down his guard. Protect yourself out there, Brother.


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