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Advice Needed From My Baptist Friends -
08-07-2016, 01:43 AM
Greetings Baptist friends! I come before you today for advice. I have recently been to a dentist who is a white man. He seems competent but he is telling me that I need to have my wisdom teeth removed. I have had these teeth for a long time and I have become quite attached to them. If my wisdom teeth are removed will I become less smart than I am now? I feel that I am a man who is wise beyond my years which is why I have been recruited by the Hillary Clinton campaign to help her relate to Black people. What should I do about my wisdom teeth?
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Re: Advice Needed From My Baptist Friends -
08-07-2016, 01:53 AM
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Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari
[...] If my wisdom teeth are removed will I become less smart than I am now? I feel that I am a man who is wise beyond my years which is why I have been recruited by the Hillary Clinton campaign to help her relate to Black people. What should I do about my wisdom teeth?
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Hello Man,
I got them removed. Do you need more proof?
Kind regards,
Roland
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: Advice Needed From My Baptist Friends -
08-07-2016, 02:18 AM
Greetings Roland. Thank you for your advice. I can tell you are a very wise man but I would like to know if you were more wise before your wisdom teeth were removed.
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Re: Advice Needed From My Baptist Friends -
08-07-2016, 02:34 AM
Hello Rastafari,
I can not tell the difference. Does this help you?
Roland
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: Advice Needed From My Baptist Friends -
08-07-2016, 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari
Greetings Baptist friends! I come before you today for advice. I have recently been to a dentist who is a white man. He seems competent but he is telling me that I need to have my wisdom teeth removed. I have had these teeth for a long time and I have become quite attached to them. If my wisdom teeth are removed will I become less smart than I am now? I feel that I am a man who is wise beyond my years which is why I have been recruited by the Hillary Clinton campaign to help her relate to Black people. What should I do about my wisdom teeth?
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Given the level you are starting from, I would find it hard to tell if you got any more dumber. I have never been to a dentist. They are sort of like doctors. Therefore any dental issues are caused by sin. Getting rid of the sin is the first step. Pulling out your wisdom teeth won't take away the sin.
By the time most darkies are 25 they need a full set of dentures anyway - comes from too much fried chicken and watermelon rotting the teeth plus the meth. And habitual cannabis use in your particular case.
Phil "The Truth Fairy" Ander
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Re: Advice Needed From My Baptist Friends -
08-07-2016, 04:07 PM
Greetings Phil! Thank you for your wise advice. I feel that I should correct you on your assumption that I eat fried chicken. I do not eat any kind of meat because Jah has given us the herbs of the earth to eat. I do eat watermelon which is a very healthy food. Watermelon is an African food which was stolen by the white man at the same time that he plundered Africa of my ancestors.
I have always been suspicious of dentistry. Almost all dentists are white men and so it is only natural to be suspicious of them but I was also concerned about the wisdom of removing teeth. They were placed there by Jah to give Black men a winning smile. I think perhaps I will keep my wisdom teeth and thwart the schemes of the white dentists to rob me of my wisdom.
Also I considered the advice of my friend Roland but I am suspicious of that advice a little. Roland is a white man and a pirate. It was old pirates that robbed I from Africa. No offense is meant Roland- I am just being careful.
Jah Guide
Trevor
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Re: Advice Needed From My Baptist Friends -
08-07-2016, 06:20 PM
I know we're not really friends, but maybe you should just pull all your teeth out that might make you smarter.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Advice Needed From My Baptist Friends -
08-07-2016, 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Phil Ander
Pulling out your wisdom teeth won't take away the sin.
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Amen! This is it, right here in a nutshell. Sin separates you from God (Isaiah 59:2), and God will continue to curse the soul who refuses to heed the commands of the Lord thy God (Deuteronomy 28:15). The man who heeds the Word of the LORD, however, will be forever blessed (Deuteronomy 28:1-2). Teeth are just a distraction. Read the book of Job, Trevor, you won't find a single reference to dentistry, only faith and obedience.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Advice Needed From My Baptist Friends -
08-07-2016, 11:51 PM
Having those wisdom teeth pulled is painful and there will be swelling. Ask you dentist if you will be able to enjoy the huge watermelon feeds this summer Hillary is planning across the South.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Advice Needed From My Baptist Friends -
08-08-2016, 12:04 AM
Dont you need them to crush the bones in your food?
Mark 13:22
“For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect.”
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Re: Advice Needed From My Baptist Friends -
08-08-2016, 12:58 AM
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Dont you need them to crush the bones in your food?
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Hello ALooney,
Mr. Rastafari doesn´t eat food with bones in it. Due to his religion he is a vegetarian. Hope this clears some of your misconceptions,
Kind regards,
Roland
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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