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Default Jesus Sends an Earthquake Warning to Fag City, California - 08-24-2014, 05:32 PM

THIS story got me excited this morning. Further proof that God really does hate the homers. Look for more devastation in the coming days, months, years, decades and centuries, as the Lord sees fit.

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Child, Two Others Critically Injured, 90 Hospitalized After Magnitude 6.0 South Napa Quake


NAPA (KRON) — At least three people including a child are critically injured after Sunday morning’s magnitude 6.0 quake that hit in the American Canyon area and caused significant damage in Napa.

Officials say the child was hurt when a chimney collapsed immediately following the strong 6.1-magnitude earthquake struck the Bay Area at 3:20 Sunday morning.

“City Fire personnel are responding to structure fires,” City of Napa spokesman Barry Martin says in a written statement. “A number of unreinforced masonry buildings in downtown Napa have suffered severe damage. Many store windows are broken. There are water main breaks in a variety of locations. The City has opened an Emergency Operations Center and will issue further information shortly after a 6:30 briefing.”

At least 90 people are receiving treatment at Queen of the Valley Hospital in Napa, mostly from lacerations and bruises. A hospital spokeswoman tells KRON 4′s Marty Gonzalez at least one patient has a fractured hip.

PG&E says 30,000 customers were without power by about 10:00 a.m. on Sunday.

The jolt was centered about 4 miles northwest of American Canyon but it was felt widely across the Bay Area. Social media reactions indicate that the quake was felt as far as Sacramento and in the Silicon Valley.

Major damage is being reported at the historic Sam Kee Laundry Building, also known as the Pfeiffer Building, at 1245 Main St. in Napa. Images from the scene shows that a portion of the building has collapsed.

There was no immediate report of injuries.

The California Highway Patrol has closed the westbound off-ramp of state Highway 37 and westbound Interstate Highway 80 to state Highway 37
due to possible damage.

Residents in Napa County are reporting damage and power outages.

One East Bay family captured footage of the quake that captures sounds of knocking and numerous items crashing onto the floor. WATCH: VIDEO: Family Captures American Canyon Quake on Video

The CHP is reporting that there is no visible damage to Bay Area bridges and they remain open as they continue to be checked.

Reports of several power outages in Sonoma County. The Rohnert Park Department of Public Safety is reporting multiple power outages and alarms but hasn’t had reports of any major injuries or damage.

The San Francisco Police Department hasn’t had any reports of damage in San Francisco.

In the East Bay, Cordelia resident Alison Chavez posted on KRON 4′s Facebook page that “…a few things fell but not bad considering we are maybe 10 miles from the epicenter.”

The USGS web site says that the probability of a “strong and possibly damaging aftershock IN THE NEXT 7 DAYS is approximately 54 PERCENT.”

A 2.5 magnitude aftershock has been reported this morning near American Canyon following a 6.0 magnitude earthquake, according to the U.S.
Geological Survey. The aftershock occurred at 5:01 a.m.

On Saturday, a 6.4-magnitude earthquake rocked the region around Valparaiso, Chile, according to the USGS.

There were no immediate reports of injuries or serious damage from the strong quake that occurred at 10:32 p.m., but electricity and telephone service was interrupted in some areas. Three aftershocks were registered in the area shortly thereafter.

In 2010, a 6.5-magnitude earthquake several miles offshore of Humboldt County caused damage to numerous structures and left about 28,000 people without power in Eureka and surrounding areas.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Jesus Sends an Earthquake Warning to Fag City, California - 08-24-2014, 05:54 PM

I am very confused by this, Pastor, because I saw the thing about the earthquake in South America and then I saw the story about California with this map:




Now all the place names are in Hispanic (Vacaville = CowTown) for example - so I thought it must be a map of Chilli - Sacramento is the capital of Chilli, right? But my granddaughter says that is California and that I am going crazy.

I don't think I am crazy.


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Default Re: Jesus Sends an Earthquake Warning to Fag City, California - 08-24-2014, 06:04 PM

I think this may be another false flag operation by the Obama dictatorship. Why would Obama send a quake to queerifornia? Because Demacrates are the party of fear and can only win if people are afraid.

Republicans are all about hope! Hope that we can pray in school! Hope that we don't all burn in Hell! Hope that we can stop the blacks who are openly trying to tear down society! Hope that we can stop the queers who are on a constant hunt for our children's private parts! Hope that we can stop the communists who are hiding around every corner just waiting for a moment if weakness to pounce! Every day a new message of hope!

Obamacrates want us to be afraid. Afraid of a nice sunny day in December when we can sit outside on reasonably priced lawn furniture. Afraid that the smoke from a job creator is ging to give us cancer. And yes, afraid that the earth is going to shake once and awhile.

I don't know about you but I don't want to live in fear. I'm going to go clean my gun. Jr saw some Ebola Mexicans around town today.


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Default Re: Jesus Sends an Earthquake Warning to Fag City, California - 08-24-2014, 09:32 PM

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I am very confused by this, Pastor, because I saw the thing about the earthquake in South America and then I saw the story about California with this map

Now all the place names are in Hispanic (Vacaville = CowTown) for example - so I thought it must be a map of Chilli - Sacramento is the capital of Chilli, right? But my granddaughter says that is California and that I am going crazy.

I don't think I am crazy.
That's so funny, Sister AW, because I was just writing a reply to an aging True Christian™ maiden (a good friend of both of us), who, knowing I was on the mission to South America, desperately wanted me to find her a Texan suitor. I had to explain to her that there are two South Americas: the Godly South America (which includesTexas and Arizona), and the Godless South America (southern provinces of Mexico). Whoever named southern Mexico "South America" must have been totally crazy, how can it be south America if it isn't even in America? (It must have been the same genius who dubbed Indians "Native Americans," everybody knows that Indians are just Indians, and the only native Americans are us white folks).

Anyway, California is unfortunately aligned with Godless South America, instead being with Godly South America, but it is South America either way. North of it comes Central America (for example Idaho), and then North America (where my beautiful state of Michigan is located).

Geography is so confusing sometimes. I hope that helps.
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