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Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
07-13-2011, 05:02 PM
Yes. Yes, you should.
Even if most of our heathen, libertine society thinks otherwise, kissing is a form of sex. And sex before marriage (fornication) is a terrible sin. Fornicators are right up there with murderers and thieves.
Rev. 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and fornicators, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burns with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
1 Cor. 6:18 Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.
So, if kissing is sex, and you kiss before marriage, you are damning yourself to Hell.
But, you may be wondering, how is kissing sex? Well, if you are a woman or under 18 years of age, you may want to skip the following section because I will be using graphic, explicit language for the sake of justifying why kissing is sex. Just take me on my word that it is sex. Otherwise, there's a scientific explanation if you're interested..
See, there are three components of sex: Oral, Genital, and Anal. You can take these three components and get a variety of permutations. The most well-known version is Genital-Genital, also known as coitus, and what most people think of when you use the word "sex". There is then Genital-Oral, which is known as "fellatio" and "cunnilingus". Then there is Genital-Anal, which is known as "sodomy" or "anal sex".
Now we start getting into real depraved actions. There is Anal-Oral, known as "analingus" where one person, well you can figure it out. Then there is the mysterious and rarely practiced Anal-Anal, which as far as I know doesn't have a common name, but undoubtedly morally bankrupt homosexuals indulge themselves in this strange fetish in bathroom stalls all across America.
Finally, we get to the last permutation: Oral-Oral, also known as "kissing". Suddenly, kissing doesn't look so innocent when it's in the same category as a man putting his tallywhacker in a woman's cooter, or a homosexual licking the anus of another man. Kissing is no different than these activities! Which makes people that kiss in public on the same level as those baboons which mate in front of tourists at the zoo.
Now, despite the fact that I believe strongly that an unmarried couple should wait until they are married to kiss, I am by no means a prude. It might surprise you but I can be quite liberal and permissive when it comes to sexuality. For example, I think, in certain circumstances, it's okay if an unmarried couple holds hands. I can just hear everyone calling me some "free love hippie" for saying that, but hear me out. As long as a couple is engaged to be married, and they're in the privacy of their own home, and they don't hold hands for more than a couple minutes, then I think it's okay.
Still, let's remember what is important: Kissing is sex. Kissing before marriage is fornication. Fornicators burn in Hell. That is all you need to know.
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
07-13-2011, 05:27 PM
What about the kiss in the cheeks?
This is do in many countries, especially Latin countries like mine's.
This is OK, yes? I mean is a sign of affecting and love and is no sexually nothingb of nothing, no? Is like a hug, but no whit the body embracing or touching chest to chest or torso against torso, I mean is just a nice kiss in the cheeks like when you say good night at your mother or say Happy Birthday at a nephew, so this is OK, I imagine, cos even between two bethroateds, is just a inocent gesture, yes?
I think so anyway. Must be this.
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
07-13-2011, 05:31 PM
Rev Jim,
What about manual-genital? (not the Mexican ManuEl, but ManuAl.)
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
07-13-2011, 05:42 PM
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What about the kiss in the cheeks?
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Well, the criteria is oral-oral and if this is oral-cheek, it's not technically sex. However, that doesn't mean it's okay to go around and kiss people on the cheeks either! It may not be as bad as lip on lip kissing, but it's still more lewd than hand-holding.
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Rev Jim,
What about manual-genital? (not the Mexican ManuEl, but ManuAl.)
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Sin of Onan, brother, sin of Onan. Don't go damning yourself to Hell by that route either.
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
07-13-2011, 06:18 PM
I do not understand why you should kiss at all, ever! As far as I know, you cannot make a baby by kissing and all you do is get female spit on you. Everytime a woman kisses me I have to wash my mouth out with single malt. And yes, I do swallow.
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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
11-28-2014, 07:47 AM
Quoted for truth:
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I do not understand why you should kiss at all, ever!
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
07-17-2011, 01:27 AM
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Rev Jim,
What about manual-genital? (not the Mexican ManuEl, but ManuAl.)
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If you can't wait until she is twelve, what kind of animal are you anyway???
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
07-19-2011, 12:07 PM
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If you can't wait until she is twelve, what kind of animal are you anyway???
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Sorry Brother, i got no idea what your talking about here. My ownly question was "is it ok if i play with myself?"
Not....not like i ever do or anything.
Dont know where the 12 year old came in. Not from me.
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
07-19-2011, 12:10 PM
A question. If is no OK to kiss a fiancé (although I can't see why it can be wrong) is it OK for to THINK of kissing a fiancé. I mean hypotheticle of course, because I am single and my sister have asked me so I ask because she want to know and so I can say her the answer because this dont affect me of course, but if she was maybe thinking of kiss or think about imagining a kiss whit a boy she likes or a boyfriend, you know just, like imagine they are in a embrace and his head on her chest and then they look in the each other's eyes and kiss gental and soft and caress they the faces and hair like really in love, then is OK this because she dont actually did the kiss but only think about it in her mind?
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
07-19-2011, 12:17 PM
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then is OK this because she dont actually did the kiss but only think about it in her mind?
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If she wanted to borrow your homotherapy oinkment, later on - I'd say that it had probably not been OK, the kissing thought.
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
07-13-2011, 06:53 PM
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What about the kiss in the cheeks
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Oh man i hate that. My cousin always did that on family meetings until she saw that i feel uncomfortable with it.
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
07-13-2011, 07:07 PM
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Oh man i hate that. My cousin always did that on family meetings until she saw that i feel uncomfortable with it.
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
07-13-2011, 07:25 PM
I try my best to resist, but women can be very persuasive. The worst is when she puts something tasty in her mouth, like coffee-caramel ice cream smothered in Courvoisier, and then she wants you to kiss her and share it between you and won't stop sticking her tongue in your mouth. I can't tell you how quickly I try to get out of that!
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
07-13-2011, 10:30 PM
That sounded horrid, Brother Nobar, so I had my niece Mandi show me that. Several times. Very messy, it made no sense. The ice cream/Courvoisier ran out her pouty lips, down her neck all the way to her belly! I had the dickens of a time cleaning her up.
Mrs. Hutchins would never do anything like that!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
12-10-2011, 01:06 PM
NO! And this is the reason why!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7JfkPRdHao
I just want to throw up when I see them kiss. And I don't even want to think about when they are going to have sex.
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
12-11-2011, 01:31 AM
@ loveslayer - they were saying reasons about why you SHOULD wait but were obviously obsessional and I don't think maniacs are suitable counsellors on any subject anyway. Her lord will inform his wife when she's to commence producing sons and that's all there is to the matter.
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9 And they said vnto him, Where is Sarah thy wife? And he said, Behold, in the tent.
10 And he said, I will certainly returne vnto thee according to the time of life; and loe, Sarah thy wife shall haue a sonne. And Sarah heard it in the tent doore, which was behind him.
11 Now Abraham and Sarah were old, and well stricken in age: and it ceased to be with Sarah after the maner of women.
12 Therefore Sarah laughed within her selfe, saying, After I am waxed old,shall I haue pleasure, my lord being old also?
13 And the LORD said vnto Abraham, Wherefore did Sarah laugh, saying; Shall I of a surety beare a childe, which am old?
14 Is any thing too hard for the LORD? At the time appointed will I returne vnto thee, according to the time of life, and Sarah shall haue a sonne.
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
12-11-2011, 10:23 AM
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Still, let's remember what is important: Kissing is sex. Kissing before marriage is fornication. Fornicators burn in Hell. That is all you need to know.
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Dear reverend. You made a very good analysis of the subject, I had never thought about kissing this way. I am glad that coincidentally,even thought I didn't know yet that it was a sin, I had not yet found a girl to fornicate in this way. Now I now that it's a sin, I'll be more careful.
I do believe though that kissing before marriage is OK in certain cases.
Like rape before marriage, if the girl you kiss is a virgin, you only have to pay her father 50 shekels (Deuteronomy 22:28-29) and marry her, and you're still going to Heaven!
Of course, it's cheaper to marry her, and then kiss.
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
12-12-2011, 12:09 AM
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Of course, it's cheaper to marry her, and then kiss.
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It all depends on the deal her father is offering you. If he wants 51 shekels, the sensible thing to do is to tackle her and shove your tallywacker into her cooter (not her anus, which is right behind it -be careful). Hopefully God will not punish her for being raped by making her deliver a bastard, but if she does, you can always make him a eunuch. That way there will not be 10 generations of damned bastards who have to burn in Hell, just 1.
Of course rape is very bad and should only be undertaken in Biblically appropriate situations such as this one.
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
04-17-2012, 02:12 PM
How are you suppose to fall in love before you get married? Like every couple in the world would want to kiss before they're married because that's how it usually works for humans to bond and fall in love and then get married.
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
04-17-2012, 02:15 PM
You seem to be conflating "love" and "marriage" friend.
As the song teaches us, they go together like a horse and carriage. That is to say each is perfectly capable of existing without the other and in fact you hardly ever see them together any more.
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