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Scottish professor claims that Jesus looks like a terrorist -
12-15-2015, 11:21 PM
Jesus is a White man, the whitest of all White men who ever lived and ever will live.
Revelation 1:14
His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;
Now however, some godless professor in Manchester, Scotland is claiming that this isn't so.
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From this they set about obtaining three well-preserved skulls from Jerusalem in Israel, where Jesus had lived and preached.
Richard Neave, a medical artist from the University of Manchester, used specialist computer programmes to recreate the muscles and skins overlaying the skulls - in the same way that forensic detectives put together a photofit to identify a body when all they have is a skeleton.
Three important pieces of information about Jesus' appearance - his hair, skin and eye colour were missing, however.
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The blasphemy however doesn't stop there. The sick bastard actually made a reconstruction about how Jesus would have looked like according to his bogus research. And behold, this is not for the faint hearted. Therefore I am now giving you all a warning before you scroll down, ladies should have their husbands with them before seeing the horrific image.
I warned you....
again, last chance
No turning back, once you have seen it you can't unsee it
Hint to the professor who did his research by looking at sculls of Joos and Arabs who lived there at the time: Jesus is not a damned Joo. Nor is He a sand nigra. He is a White man cause the Bible says so.
I am sure Jesus will have a special place in Hell for Mr. Neave
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Re: Scottish professor claims that Jesus looks like a terrorist -
12-16-2015, 06:06 AM
That looks a bit like Obama. The loonly left has been promoting Obama as the "savior / messiah" for years now - it makes one wonder where this "researcher" got his funding from.
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Re: Scottish professor claims that Jesus looks like a terrorist -
12-16-2015, 08:38 AM
That picture looks like a caveman.
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Re: Scottish professor claims that Jesus looks like a terrorist -
12-16-2015, 05:19 PM
Why did this professor depict this man with such a surprise on his face? Does he really think that any miracles Jesus performed would have surprised Him? I know I would be surprised if a fish I caught had enough money in it's mouth to pay my taxes the moment after my friend said "go fish" (Matthew 17:27). That wouldn't have shocked the LORD, however. He created that fish to exist right there in that moment and time to do exactly as commanded.
That means that fish's mother and father would have been created to be at just the right place at just the right time for just the right eggs to be fertilized, all natural predators would have been miraculously steered away from that little fish so it could present the coins the moment Jesus said "go fish."
That means the fish's grandparent fish, and great-grandparent fish, and so and and so on all the way back to the 5th day of creation (Genesis 1:20-23) were compelled to be in the right place at the right time just so this one fish would grab just the right amount of coins and get caught by Jesus' friend right after He said, "go fish."
That means the person who lost that money would have been similarly miraculously compelled to be in the water and lose just the right amount of money in just the right spot for the fish to find it.
That means the person's parents would have been miraculously guided to meet and copulate so that their child would lose the right amount of money over one specific spot in the sea for the fish to find and grab.
That means that person would have found just the right job to earn just the right money, and that means his employer's parents would have miraculously have met and fallen in love in order for him to be born just so he could be hired to work, earn enough money, and have the day off to go fishing but sadly (to him) lose a pocket full of gold coins so the fish could find it at just the right time and not swallow the money but instead get caught in the right net after Jesus said "go fish." So having constructed just the perfect set up (Lamentations 3:37), why should Jesus look surprised?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Scottish professor claims that Jesus looks like a terrorist -
12-16-2015, 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
That picture looks like a caveman.
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More importantly, what did the women look like? I'm surprised that that MSM isn't all over this for being "sexist" research. Then again, it just might be part of the homo agenda.
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Re: Scottish professor claims that Jesus looks like a terrorist -
12-17-2015, 02:24 AM
Mr. Neave is an artist and therefore some kind of Democrat. Note that this head has the kinky hair, the vacuous and yet cunning look and the dusky skin of a Hamite. This man is portraying Jesus as a Negroe! Revelation 1:14 gives us His description. His skin was white and He had the bright white hair of righteous youth. His eyes were not sly, cunning monkey eyes; they were alive with fire. Jesus was not a Hamite. Rather, He was the first American, long before there was even an America.
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Re: Scottish professor claims that Jesus looks like a terrorist -
12-24-2015, 09:06 PM
I fail to understand how a man with steely blue eyes and blonde flowing locks could ever look like an inbred pee drinker.
While his gaze is stern it is not crazed like all those people from the middle east where all they have to eat is dirt.
Franky, they all look like that. I suspect the liebral media just shows the same picture over and over.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Scottish professor claims that Jesus looks like a terrorist -
12-25-2015, 05:54 PM
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I fail to understand how a man with steely blue eyes and blonde flowing locks could ever look like an inbred pee drinker.
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Thank you, Brother James, for posting an accurate picture of Jesus. Now, I will admit he might have worn a different shirt on the day others recorded his appearance, but his complexion and hair never change. Now is the time to stop picturing Jesus as an a dark skinned A-Rab.
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Re: Scottish professor claims that Jesus looks like a terrorist -
12-25-2015, 06:17 PM
No Jesus was not an Arab man. He was a Black man. In the Book of Daniel 10:6 it says that the arms and legs of Jesus were like brass which is a brown color. I am not skillful in anatomy but I believe that if the arms and legs are brown that the rest of the body will be the same. In the Book of Revelation it says that Jesus had wooly naps like mine. White people and arabs do not have wooly naps. Only Black men have wooly naps.
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Re: Scottish professor claims that Jesus looks like a terrorist -
12-25-2015, 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
Thank you, Brother James, for posting an accurate picture of Jesus. Now, I will admit he might have worn a different shirt on the day others recorded his appearance, but his complexion and hair never change. Now is the time to stop picturing Jesus as an a dark skinned A-Rab.
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I suspect the image was made on the sixth day, just after he had created everything. I am sure he showered and changed (as we all do) as he relaxed on the 7th .
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Scottish professor claims that Jesus looks like a terrorist -
12-25-2015, 08:47 PM
I don't know what u guys think, but this smells like muslim propaganda. They want us to think Jesus looked like mohammed and then hope that we become muslims.
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Re: Scottish professor claims that Jesus looks like a terrorist -
12-26-2015, 06:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Bjorn Jensen
Jesus is a White man, the whitest of all White men who ever lived and ever will live.
Revelation 1:14
His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;
Now however, some godless professor in Manchester, Scotland is claiming that this isn't so.
The blasphemy however doesn't stop there. The sick bastard actually made a reconstruction about how Jesus would have looked like according to his bogus research. And behold, this is not for the faint hearted. Therefore I am now giving you all a warning before you scroll down, ladies should have their husbands with them before seeing the horrific image.
I warned you....
again, last chance
No turning back, once you have seen it you can't unsee it
Hint to the professor who did his research by looking at sculls of Joos and Arabs who lived there at the time: Jesus is not a damned Joo. Nor is He a sand nigra. He is a White man cause the Bible says so.
I am sure Jesus will have a special place in Hell for Mr. Neave
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Oh pulease.
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