Another Troll Here to Judge God

[juddemon]

I like how an intelligent person makes a claim that totally debunks all of the claims of you "pure" Christians, and your rebuttal is typically some stubborn, Neanderthal-type answer. For example "....and masturbation has been proven to have no negative effects..." That man is a DOCTOR. HE went to college for...8 years? I am going to guess that none of you have been to a REAL college for more than 3 or 4. and I don't mean a nonsensical catholic school, that just prepares you to be "pure".

I am Atheist, and have never been happier. My grandfather is a pastor, and knows I am Atheist, and he still loves me. That is because he is not a redneck, ignorant, manipulative...psycho. The way you live might be fine for you, but your kids are going to be severely messed up when it comes to the REAL world. You can't suffocate them with your overly-critical teachings for their entire lives. They are going to go out into the real world, and realize that nothing that you taught them will help them live happy lives.

Do you believe in television and movies? If so, look up ANY movie involving domestic abuse. You will see that those relationships are very unhappy, especially on the womans' side, because she is defenseless from her evil husband. Also, read the state and federal laws. You will see that domestic abuse is illegal. Now, that would sound weird wouldn't it? That shouldn't be against the law since this country was FOUNDED on Christianity right? No, you are just ignorant, mindless drones. I'm 19, and have had sex with 4 people, and I am living a happy life. It doesn't matter if I am married to them, since I cared deeply for every one of those girls. My best friend is Gay, and he is very happy. In fact, the entire country is happier without people like you trying to denounce people that don't have the EXACT same views as you. You don't respect, or care for anyone other than your own little cult, which in itself is against the bible. One of the most basic principles "love thy neighbor". I haven't been to church in 10 years and know that one. Isn't the point of Christianity to be happy? I don't think that torturing yourself and holding yourself to pointless beliefs and rules makes you very happy. I do what I want with my girlfriend, when I want to. As long as I have the basic principles of religion; respect, kindness, forgiveness; I will live a happy life but you are stubborn as mules on your beliefs. I see people like you with picket signs all over the streets trying to force your beliefs on other people, and putting other people down for things that may not even be their fault.

I joined the forum so I can say this, and I am shocked at what I have seen in your people. Even these little "smilies" on the side here... appalling. most of them involve violence and anger, which is what Jesus tried to makes everyone try to stray from. The icon that sticks out in my eye most is the one depicting three what I assume are terrorists. They get bombed and die, which I would be okay with, except that I see Arab writing behind them. That implies that all Arabs are terrorists and give a negative stereotype. Do you realize that you people are yourselves, perfect examples of stereotypes? I have said "Christian nuts" and people immediately have pictured people just like all of you. I believe in morals, but what you people have going here is a CULT. Is there any woman here that can say she enjoys getting beaten? Are women even allowed on here, or are they chained down in the basement for burning the roast? I know that someone is going to give me a very brief answer if any, that completely dodges any of the points that I am saying. I challenge you to call me out, instead of being the ignorant chumps that you are so famous for being. I also suspect I will get ignored and banned. In which case, my point is perfectly proven. You simply don't want anyone to make you FEEL as stupid as you actually are. I'm gonna go love my girlfriend, who I KNOW is happy with me.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Another Trool Here to Judge God

What do you want, God-mocker?

[juddemon]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

PS, I see that my status is "unsaved trash" because I am new to the forum...just further proof that you are all ignorant and extraordinarily self-righteous.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Another Trool Here to Judge God

Do you believe in television and movies? If so, look up ANY movie involving domestic abuse. You will see that those relationships are very unhappy, especially on the womans' side, because she is defenseless from her evil husband.

I'm sorry, I almost fell asleep trying to read all that so I had to quit trying. Yawn. But this jumped out.

Do you really base your world view on fictional stories?!?! Friend, you need a healthy dose of the Bible to bring you back to reality!

[juddemon]

Re: Another Troll Here to Judge God

My point keeps being proven. I have seen a bunch of nonsense one-line answers with no credible points to why I should believe anything that you say.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Another Troll Here to Judge God

And you show absolutely no familiarity with scripture so why should we believe anything you have to say?

[juddemon]

Re: Another Trool Here to Judge God

I'm sorry, I almost fell asleep trying to read all that so I had to quit trying. Yawn. But this jumped out.

Do you really base your world view on real stories?!?! Friend, you need a healthy dose of the Bible to bring you back to reality!

I thought the bible was BASED on real stories? Is that another lie that the church shoves in your face?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Another Troll Here to Judge God

The Bible is the literal, truthful, accurate Word of God.

[Evangelion]

Re: Another Troll Here to Judge God

At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.

"Are women even allowed on here, or are they chained down in the basement for burning the roast?"

Yes, there are plenty.

"Is there any woman here that can say she enjoys getting beaten?"

Every godly Christian woman on here enjoys being disciplined, because she knows it what God wants to happen to her when she behaves wrongly, and her husband is the instrument of the Lord in that situation.

"Do you believe in television and movies? If so, look up ANY movie involving domestic abuse. You will see that those relationships are very unhappy, especially on the womans' side, because she is defenseless from her evil husband."

You want me to go watch some liberal-wussy-movies on how to treat women like you fag-atheists do?

"You can't suffocate them with your overly-critical teachings for their entire lives."

All that's done here is to read the Bible and take it literally, follow everything God commanded. I'm sorry if God's word is too overly-critical for you.

Enjoy hell, atheist.

[juddemon]

Re: Another Troll Here to Judge God

At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.

"Are women even allowed on here, or are they chained down in the basement for burning the roast?"

Yes, there are plenty.

"Is there any woman here that can say she enjoys getting beaten?"

Every godly Christian woman on here enjoys being disciplined, because she knows it what God wants to happen to her when she behaves wrongly, and her husband is the instrument of the Lord in that situation.

"Do you believe in television and movies? If so, look up ANY movie involving domestic abuse. You will see that those relationships are very unhappy, especially on the womans' side, because she is defenseless from her evil husband."

You want me to go watch some liberal-wussy-movies on how to treat women like you fag-atheists do?

"You can't suffocate them with your overly-critical teachings for their entire lives."

All that's done here is to read the Bible and take it literally, follow everything God commanded. I'm sorry if God's word is too overly-critical for you.

Enjoy hell, atheist.

Finally, a semi-intelligent, yet still ignorant person. Apparently you are still not too bright though. You need to try to NOT take everything I say literally. Of course you watch TV and everything. That would be absurd, since you watch all day, and judge people you see . while your response was long like I requested, it was still nonsensical, and extremely closed-minded...guess I didn't expect much more though. I guess a woman dumb enough to marry someone like you would like getting punished. probably the only sexual pleasure she gets. That must be why she never learns and just keeps slipping up! I believe the woman up yonder said something that the bible is the word of God or something like that, and it isn't real stories. Why is it full of Testaments written by people like "Joseph" and "matthew". They are STORIES. and you people do a terrible job applying the values in it to your daily lives.

[Evangelion]

Re: Another Troll Here to Judge God

"Finally, a semi-intelligent, yet still ignorant person. Apparently you are still not too bright though. You need to try to NOT take everything I say literally. Of course you watch TV and everything. That would be absurd, since you watch all day, and judge people you see . "

Watch what you say here, atheist. This is God-country on these forums.

"while your response was long like I requested, it was still nonsensical, and extremely closed-minded...guess I didn't expect much more though. I guess a woman dumb enough to marry someone like you would like getting punished. probably the only sexual pleasure she gets."

Another insult... still no point...

"Why is it full of Testaments written by people like "Joseph" and "matthew". They are STORIES. and you people do a terrible job applying the values in it to your daily lives."

You don't believe in the Bible, you damned atheist, how would you know how to properly apply the teachings of the Bible to life? If you knew how, you wouldn't need to question beating a wife or not believe in God.

Perhaps the Bible is full of books by Joseph and Matthew... because... people named Joseph and Matthew... wrote... the... books? Stunning leap of logic, too much for someone who believes the silly doctrine of evilution.

"I believe the woman up yonder said something that the bible is the word of God or something like that, and it isn't real stories."

Yeah, it's something like that. God's full, total, and complete list of commands for how to live a life, exactly as he wants, for him, through him, in him, and go to heaven for it. The alternative is to be a satanist or an atheist, though both are pretty much the same to Him. Enjoy your next few years before God smites you and sends you on your way to hell, atheist hippie fag. You don't even love America.

[Random Man]

Re: Another Troll Here to Judge God

"Is there any woman here that can say she enjoys getting beaten?"

Every godly Christian woman on here enjoys being disciplined, because she knows it what God wants to happen to her when she behaves wrongly, and her husband is the instrument of the Lord in that situation.

I'm pretty sure he asked if a women liked being beaten. Not if a man, that beats his wife, says that she enjoys it. She probably wouldn't tell you how much she hated it anyway, because you'd probably lose it and hit her too hard (kill her).

[Evangelion]

Re: Another Troll Here to Judge God

I'm pretty sure he asked if a women liked being beaten. Not if a man, that beats his wife, says that she enjoys it. She probably wouldn't tell you how much she hated it anyway, because you'd probably lose it and hit her too hard (kill her).

I'm pretty sure I quoted him exactly, right above where I responded. Go read through some of the women on this forums posts, I'm certain you'll find the exact position I outlined. Burn in hell, illiterate emo queer.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Another Troll Here to Judge God

I like how an intelligent person makes a claim that totally debunks all of the claims of you "pure" Christians, and your rebuttal is typically some stubborn, Neanderthal-type answer. For example "....and masturbation has been proven to have no negative effects..." That man is a DOCTOR. HE went to college for...8 years? I am going to guess that none of you have been to a REAL college for more than 3 or 4. and I don't mean a nonsensical catholic school, that just prepares you to be "pure".

I am Atheist, and have never been happier. My grandfather is a pastor, and knows I am Atheist, and he still loves me. That is because he is not a redneck, ignorant, manipulative...psycho. The way you live might be fine for you, but your kids are going to be severely messed up when it comes to the REAL world. You can't suffocate them with your overly-critical teachings for their entire lives. They are going to go out into the real world, and realize that nothing that you taught them will help them live happy lives.

Do you believe in television and movies? If so, look up ANY movie involving domestic abuse. You will see that those relationships are very unhappy, especially on the womans' side, because she is defenseless from her evil husband. Also, read the state and federal laws. You will see that domestic abuse is illegal. Now, that would sound weird wouldn't it? That shouldn't be against the law since this country was FOUNDED on Christianity right? No, you are just ignorant, mindless drones. I'm 19, and have had sex with 4 people, and I am living a happy life. It doesn't matter if I am married to them, since I cared deeply for every one of those girls. My best friend is Gay, and he is very happy. In fact, the entire country is happier without people like you trying to denounce people that don't have the EXACT same views as you. You don't respect, or care for anyone other than your own little cult, which in itself is against the bible. One of the most basic principles "love thy neighbor". I haven't been to church in 10 years and know that one. Isn't the point of Christianity to be happy? I don't think that torturing yourself and holding yourself to pointless beliefs and rules makes you very happy. I do what I want with my girlfriend, when I want to. As long as I have the basic principles of religion; respect, kindness, forgiveness; I will live a happy life but you are stubborn as mules on your beliefs. I see people like you with picket signs all over the streets trying to force your beliefs on other people, and putting other people down for things that may not even be their fault.

I joined the forum so I can say this, and I am shocked at what I have seen in your people. Even these little "smilies" on the side here... appalling. most of them involve violence and anger, which is what Jesus tried to makes everyone try to stray from. The icon that sticks out in my eye most is the one depicting three what I assume are terrorists. They get bombed and die, which I would be okay with, except that I see Arab writing behind them. That implies that all Arabs are terrorists and give a negative stereotype. Do you realize that you people are yourselves, perfect examples of stereotypes? I have said "Christian nuts" and people immediately have pictured people just like all of you. I believe in morals, but what you people have going here is a CULT. Is there any woman here that can say she enjoys getting beaten? Are women even allowed on here, or are they chained down in the basement for burning the roast? I know that someone is going to give me a very brief answer if any, that completely dodges any of the points that I am saying. I challenge you to call me out, instead of being the ignorant chumps that you are so famous for being. I also suspect I will get ignored and banned. In which case, my point is perfectly proven. You simply don't want anyone to make you FEEL as stupid as you actually are. I'm gonna go love my girlfriend, who I KNOW is happy with me.

Look at that mountain of text, I mean really look at it. What sort of self-indulgent hubris would someone have to posses to make them think that anyone on this forum would read past the first three or four insults?

Do you really think you are the first person to come in here and say such things? Are you really that vane and naïve? We see this exact post everyday. If you took the time to read our forum, you would see that all the questions you think are so unique and original have been asked and answered.

This forum is here for us, not for you. Since we feel it is our Christian duty to spread God’s Word, this is a public forum. As such, anybody can read the posts and anybody who takes the time to register may post as well.

Read some of what is already here. All the answers you seek are posted. Feel free to use the search function.

[JennyD]

Re: Another Troll Here to Judge God

I like how an intelligent person makes a claim that totally debunks all of the claims of you "pure" Christians, and your rebuttal is typically some stubborn, Neanderthal-type answer. For example "....and masturbation has been proven to have no negative effects..." That man is a DOCTOR. HE went to college for...8 years? I am going to guess that none of you have been to a REAL college for more than 3 or 4. and I don't mean a nonsensical catholic school, that just prepares you to be "pure".

What person are you talking about? He who? I haven't seen anyone demonstrate that masturbation has no negative effects to the eternal soul and is not a sin.

We're not Catholics, idiot. We're Christians. Catholics worship Mary, not Jesus.

I am Atheist, and have never been happier. My grandfather is a pastor, and knows I am Atheist, and he still loves me. That is because he is not a redneck, ignorant, manipulative...psycho.

If your grandfather loved you, he would want you to spend eternity in Heaven with Jesus, not burning in the Lake of Fire.

Perhaps you want to ask your grandfather why it is that he hates you.


Now, you've told us that all Christians are ignorant, Neanderthal, retarded, etc.

Does that include President Barack Obama, who was formerly President of the Harvard Law Review, and is a devout Christian?

Does that include Hillary Rodham Clinton, a Rhodes Scholar and devout Christian?

Does that include the 78% of Americans who identify as Christian?

Does that include your grandfather?

I imagine you think yourself special, being part of the 1.7% of Americans who identify as atheist or agnostic.

You're part of a tiny minority. There are more sodomites than there are atheists and agnostics combined.

There are probably more Furries than there are atheists!

There are more Wiccans than atheists. You know, twits who read "Teen Witch" and think themselves to be witches imbued with magical powers because they burned a couple of candles and "called the corners".

In the UK, there are more people who identify as "Jedi" than atheist.


Put that in your hash pipe and smoke it.