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Messican A French "Scientist" Called "Fagot" (Really) Claims that Baboons Can Talk! - 01-14-2017, 12:12 PM

Ever since 1859 when the Retard Darwin published his pseudo-scientific work "On the Origin of Species", the one and only goal of atheist scholars has been to stain and destroy everything that Jesus holds dear. One of the principal parts of Creation theology states us that Men are not animals. We were Created separately, we reign over the worthless flesh of the animals, we have language and reason, two Precious Gifts that lead us to God.

Genesis 1:27
So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

Monkeys are not human. At best, they can be funny gifts, relatively worthless but entertaining.



2 Chronicles 9:21
For the king's ships went to Tarshish with the servants of Huram: every three years once came the ships of Tarshish bringing gold, and silver, ivory, and apes, and peacocks.



Language separates us from the lowly forms of animals and the pinnacle of these forms of communication is the American tongue. Now a French "scientist" is deriding all this, as he claims that monkeys can actually talk!
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But now, researchers report that Guinea baboons, monkeys that inhabit the forests and savanna of West Africa, make five vowellike sounds similar to those used by humans. The findings bolster a recent study showing that Japanese macaques are also anatomically capable of speech. Together, the work suggests that the basic elements of spoken language began to evolve much earlier than suspected, at least 25 million years ago.
If the scholars even tried to harmonize their findings with other known facts of life they'd immediately see the foolishness of the "25 million-year" claim. But they are blind to the Truth™ and continue to persecute us, and in the process, Sweet Jesus!
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Their analysis of the calls revealed something the other research had not: that the baboons produced at least five distinct sounds that correspond to vowels in the International Phonetic Alphabet... That’s enough to put them on par with many human languages...
Why are they trying to confuse humans with animals? What is their actual agenda? It is immediately revealed as the names of these scientists are revealed.
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That error stems from a fundamental misunderstanding of the monkey larynx, says Joel Fagot, a primatologist at Aix-Marseille University in France and an author of the new study.
A French. A fagot. Enough to discredit all this as nonsense. Jesus wins, as always.



Now let us see what is really taking place over here.
1. The monkeys produce words with five vowels? Can that produce intelligible messages?
2. If you can, what do they actually say to each other?
3. What does this tell us about these researchers?

1. As it turns out, there is actually a "language" that only has vowels and produces some simple messages based on those. It is the Hawaiian language formerly spoken in some parts of the Godly United States of America. Let us see what are the messages that these monkeys can convey through these five simple vowels (that do not contain the Godly Glides of the American pronunciation):
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aea to rise up
auau to hurry
eia here
ai to copulate
oia to continue
ueue to wriggle
ua demon
2. OK, what can you say with the five vowels? "Rise up, and hurry here! Let us copulate! Continue to wriggle until the Demon gets you!" Is this language? It is only some instinctual behavior of lower animals, whose only goal is to breed like fluffy bunnies.

3. This reveals that these "scientists" are disgustingly racist. They are comparing the Hawaiian people who have been kind enough to dismiss their primitive language in favor of American to baboons. The sorry, ugly and degenerate Hawaiian language that must have been one of the least successful descendants of the Babel Debacle (Genesis 11:9) could only express these basic bodily functions and now the French are trying to revive it by making the baboons speak it.

Jesus weeps. Is it really feasible that the baboons would really understand the Magnificent Promise of John 3:18 if were written like THIS!
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O ka mea manaoio ia ia, aole ia e hoahewaia; aka, o ka mea manaoio ole, ua hoahewaia oia ano, i kona manaoio ole i ka inoa o ke Keiki hiwahiwa a ke Akua.
A Frenchman called Fagot. Blatant racism in a Papist country. A language long forgotten now resurrected to be introduced to baboons? Well, Jesus knew better than I what to say to people like that!

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Default Re: A French "Scientist" Called "Fagot" (Really) Claims that Baboons Can Talk! - 01-14-2017, 12:18 PM

This story is compelling! Would you have an article or book about this pseudo-science theory about baboons? This is absolutely stunning and I would love to read about this more-so
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I am 100% faithful in your argument brother.May Jesus grant you 72 virgins in the afterlife. :]
Dear sinner,

If you had some less misplaced youthful exuberance and more wisdom you would have actually read the Bible and you'd know that the Muslim view of being compelled to continue the nasty business of breeding is no longer necessary in Heaven! Thus, your reference to false religions fails to make an impact.



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Default Re: A French "Scientist" Called "Fagot" (Really) Claims that Baboons Can Talk! - 03-08-2017, 12:40 AM

I read that article and clearly what they've done is say "Let's interpret the sounds of baboons as containing vowels," and after all
“oo oo oo oo oo oo oo
does contain vowels so it's just as well they didn't pick consonants and after a few recordings discovered that they could do just that!

So I listened to some others imagining myself to be two scientists.

1st scientist: We will distinguish 8 vowel sounds.
2nd scientist: Let's see where the evidence leads



ow . . . . .@ 0:38.
iiiii . . . @ 0:43.
ei . . . . .@ 1:00½
oo . . . . .@ 1:15.
(w)a a a . .@ 1:26.
ee-oh-ee-oh @ 2:17.
aah . . . . @ 2:45.


1st scientist: Wow! Wow!! Wow!!! This bird, a mere animal, can make eight, EIGHT!! different vowel sounds.
stenographist: ow, ii, ei, oo, á, ee, oh, aah
2nd scientist: It's astonishing! And it's even doing complex combinations!!!
1st scientist: How foolish the Christians will feel now.
2nd scientist: Yes. I almost feel sorry for them.
1st scientist: Do you?
2nd scientist: No.


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But anyone could do that. What is more likely, that a group of secular "scientists" thought up an excuse to take the camping equipment off to Africa for an extended holiday with their stenographist? Or that God got it wrong about separate creation.
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Default Re: A French "Scientist" Called "Fagot" (Really) Claims that Baboons Can Talk! - 03-10-2017, 06:26 AM

If monkeys can talk, why are they always seen flinging their feces at one another?


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I don't recall any mention of baboons when God destroyed the Tower of Babel and gave us all our languages.





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I note that it is a Frenchman who is claiming that these monkeys can talk. I have heard and seen Frenchmen in conversation, using their native language, with all the wild gestures favored by their race, and I am not the least bit surprised to find that they believe monkeys are speaking French. No one can understand the gibberish of the French and now I see that they can't understand it either. This strengthens my own long held belief that many foreign languages are not actually languages and that the people who "speak" these languages attach no particular meaning to the "words" they speak. This seems to be the case with French, as it is with Mexican. I believe they are simply imitating their betters, that we will take them more seriously. Thus, it is possibly true that monkeys can "speak" French and I feel it is likely that some French scientists will shortly say they have learned to communicate with these apes.


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If monkeys can talk, why are they always seen flinging their feces at one another?

The propensity of Negroes to throw fecal matter at the guards in their prison has long been established and yet most of these Negroes speak a language very similar to American. The monkeys are also known to throw feces, as Brother WilliamJenningsBryan has reported. This may suggest that Negroes, like monkeys, cannot actually speak intelligible languages, but, like certain birds and monkeys, have a mimicking ability and that once they realize that the listener is on to them, they resort to their natural inclinations and hurl dung. Additional research may show that the dung hurling of monkeys and Negroes has had a profound effect on other Democrats and may explain their violent protests and desperation to throw things, including the afore mentioned fecal matter.


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I note that it is a Frenchman who is claiming that these monkeys can talk. I have heard and seen Frenchmen in conversation, using their native language, with all the wild gestures favored by their race, and I am not the least bit surprised to find that they believe monkeys are speaking French.
The people of Hartlepool (an English town "oop North") are known to this day as Monkey Hangers, following an incident during the Napoleonic Wars which allegedly ended with a monkey being sentenced death and hanged as a French spy.


It is easy to see how the mistake (if it was a mistake) occurred.





People of good sense believe that there was no mistake, and that the "monkey" was in fact a diminutive Frenchie.


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