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Default Plate Tectonics is an evil religion from SATAN. - 04-30-2008, 03:04 AM

This brilliant video gives a great insight to the evil LIE that Plate Tectonics theory is, and what it has done to the poor scientists, that, like myself, get scoffed and frowned upon just for not believing these sickular lies:



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Bringing Geology back to Christ!

I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.
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Default Re: Plate Tectonics is an evil religion from SATAN. - 04-30-2008, 04:44 AM

It says, "We're sorry, this video is no longer available".


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Default Re: Plate Tectonics is an evil religion from SATAN. - 04-30-2008, 05:31 AM

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It says, "We're sorry, this video is no longer available".
Try again, it plays alright in my PC, maybe refresh the page?


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Default Re: Plate Tectonics is an evil religion from SATAN. - 04-30-2008, 05:34 AM

Nope, that doesn't make it work. *Pouts*


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Default Re: Plate Tectonics is an evil religion from SATAN. - 04-30-2008, 05:37 AM

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Default Re: Plate Tectonics is an evil religion from SATAN. - 04-30-2008, 06:19 AM

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Follow this link, witch, and stop bothering me now, go cook or something... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inN_MfgnPWc


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Default Re: Plate Tectonics is an evil religion from SATAN. - 04-30-2008, 09:14 AM

That was the stupidest video I have ever seen. Show me these scientists who disagree with plate tectonics.
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Default Re: Plate Tectonics is an evil religion from SATAN. - 04-30-2008, 11:16 AM

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