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The Poetaster's Korner Tasteful poetry for JESUS but don't let the flowers fool you. NO HOMERS ALLOWED!

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Default A Sinner's Homecoming - 04-26-2008, 02:09 AM

AAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! OH MY piffleING GOD I'M BEING BURNED ALIVE!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH HHHH!!!! IT IS piffleING UNBEARABLE!!! OH MY GOD!!! MY BLOOD IS LITERALLY BOILING IN MY VEINS!!!! IT'S LIKE MOLTEN LAVA INCINERATING ME FROM THE INSIDE OUT!!! GGGAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!:s inner: WWWWWRRRRAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! THE PAIN!!! THE AGONY!!!!! MY BOWELS ARE LIQUEFIED SULFUR!!! THEY MELT THROUGH MY AGONIZING FLESH AND FALL TO THE GROUND!!! AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH HHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

AAAACCCKKKK!!!! AAAACCCKKKK!!! I'M INHALING SULFUROUS FUMES!!! AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!:sin ner: MY LUNGS FEEL LIKE FIRE!!!!! I'M CHOKING ON BLOOD!!! OR IS IT LIQUID FIRE?!?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHH!!!

IF ONLY I COULD DIE AND BE BANISHED FROM EXISTENCE!!!! OH JESUS, MOST LOVING GOD OF UTMOST COMPASSION, PLEASE END MY EXISTENCE!!!! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANY LONGER!!!

Oh, but you will take it - FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER!!!!!
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Default Re: A Sinner's Homecoming - 04-26-2008, 02:18 AM

Umm......

Well.......

It has a lot of description?
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Default Re: A Sinner's Homecoming - 04-26-2008, 03:52 PM

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Umm......

Well.......

It has a lot of description?
I take it you liked my poem?
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Default Re: A Sinner's Homecoming - 04-26-2008, 06:08 PM

Yea, I mean it could be a free verse poem, but it might make more sense if it was layed out in verses.

AAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
OH MY piffleING GOD I'M BEING BURNED ALIVE!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH HHHH!!!!
IT IS piffleING UNBEARABLE!!

OH MY GOD!!!
MY BLOOD IS LITERALLY BOILING IN MY VEINS!!!!
IT'S LIKE MOLTEN LAVA INCINERATING ME FROM THE INSIDE OUT!!!
GGGAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!

WWWWWRRRRAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
THE PAIN!!! THE AGONY!!!!!
MY BOWELS ARE LIQUEFIED SULFUR!!! THEY MELT THROUGH MY AGONIZING FLESH AND FALL TO THE GROUND!!!
AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH HHHHHH!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Well, at least it would look more poem-y like that.
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Default Re: A Sinner's Homecoming - 04-26-2008, 06:38 PM



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Default Re: A Sinner's Homecoming - 01-09-2009, 08:15 AM

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Yea, I mean it could be a free verse poem, but it might make more sense if it was layed out in verses.

AAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
OH MY piffleING GOD I'M BEING BURNED ALIVE!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH HHHH!!!!
IT IS piffleING UNBEARABLE!!

OH MY GOD!!!
MY BLOOD IS LITERALLY BOILING IN MY VEINS!!!!
IT'S LIKE MOLTEN LAVA INCINERATING ME FROM THE INSIDE OUT!!!
GGGAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!

WWWWWRRRRAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
THE PAIN!!! THE AGONY!!!!!
MY BOWELS ARE LIQUEFIED SULFUR!!! THEY MELT THROUGH MY AGONIZING FLESH AND FALL TO THE GROUND!!!
AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH HHHHHH!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Well, at least it would look more poem-y like that.

hahaha that's great.
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Default Re: A Sinner's Homecoming - 01-09-2009, 08:19 AM

I think we ought to have this engraved and put on a plaque next to the door of the Sunday school. Then we can have a hot-plate in there and hold each little child's finger on it for 30 seconds to show them what HELL is like.


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