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Re: Worse than CHILD PORN: LEGO's soul destroying games! -
10-07-2013, 10:02 AM
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What about kids who like to shine through Lego's? Are they evil for doing something that makes them happy?
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Our happiness, or that of our children, is completely irrelevant. All that matters is making God happy. It is the purpose for which God created us.
1 Thessalonians 4:1
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4 Furthermore then we beseech you, brethren, and exhort you by the Lord Jesus, that as ye have received of us how ye ought to walk and to please God, so ye would abound more and more.
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James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Worse than CHILD PORN: LEGO's soul destroying games! -
04-03-2014, 04:46 AM
Even the filthy inbred polacks know that Legos are of satan.
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Lego is a tool of Satan, warns Polish priest
Father Slawomir Kostrzewa says toy company represents 'world of death' and that Zombie and Monster Fighter mini-figures can lead children 'to the dark side'.
A Polish priest has warned parents to be on their guard against Lego, warning the plastic blocks are a tool of Satan and can "destroy" children's souls.
In a presentation aimed at parents, Father Slawomir Kostrzewa said the popular Danish toy company had taken a lurch to the dark side with its series of Monster Fighters and Zombie mini-figures, and that they "were about darkness and the world of death".
"Friendly fellows have been replaced by dark monsters," he explained. "These toys can have a negative effect on children. They can destroy their souls and lead them to the dark side."
Lego's Monster Fighters range features Lord Vampyre, a fanged Dracula-like character, who battles the likes of Doctor Rodney Rathbone and Major Quinton Steele as they try to prevent him from "cloaking the world in darkness".
The priest also cited research by New Zealand's University of Canterbury that found the facial expressions of Lego figures have also become angrier over the years, and that this compounded their evil potential.
"Facial expressions may be lead to confusion between good and evil," said Father Kostrzewa. "It appears the good suffer in battle and the 'villains' have a face showing satisfaction with their evil deeds."
But the claims that Lego blocks are becoming the work of the devil was dismissed by at least one expert.
"These are just blocks," retorted Monika Filipowska, a psychologist interviewed by the Super Express newspaper. "Linking them to Satan is just wrong, and all that will happen is that children will be afraid of them now."
Father Kostrzewa's attack on Lego is not the first time he has accused toys of harbouring evil. Hello Kitty and My Little Pony have also come under his scrutiny, with the latter being described as a "carrier of death".
Lego was unavailable for comment.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Worse than CHILD PORN: LEGO's soul destroying games! -
04-04-2014, 09:16 AM
Only a horrible parent would force their children to play with this:
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Worse than CHILD PORN: LEGO's soul destroying games! -
04-04-2014, 11:28 AM
Seeing these foul "toys" again made me remember a childhood memory, that I had mercifully forgotten!
Once my wretched aunt and uncle tried to take me and my cousin to
Warning terrible link - www.legoland.dk !
When we got to the gate, I startet kicking and screaming, and they ended up leaving me outside, where i prayed for a good 5 hours!
I thankfully never saw my aunt and uncle again, once my parents found out!
That place is the works of satan!
Sorry if I intruded - I just felt the need to share this trauma, from the past!
Luke 4:5-8 : And the devil, taking him up into an high mountain, shewed unto him all the kingdoms of the world in a moment of time.
And the devil said unto him, All this power will I give thee, and the glory of them: for that is delivered unto me; and to whomsoever I will I give it.If thou therefore wilt worship me, all shall be thine. And Jesus answered and said unto him, Get thee behind me, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve.
Colossians 3:17 :And whatsoever ye do in word or deed, do all in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks to God and the Father by him.
Praise Jesus!
Eva
1 Thessalonians 5:3 For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.
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Reason: Minor error in spelling
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Re: Worse than CHILD PORN: LEGO's soul destroying games! -
04-04-2014, 05:47 PM
In the past I have warned others of the obvious evil associated with Lego Blocks. It is unseemly for myself as an unmarried woman to mention such things, but it seems the Lord has led me to speak in this matter.
Legos are hermaphroditic in nature. They can connect on either side. One side penetrates (shudder) while the other side is penetrated (bigger shudder). Each Lego can perform either action or both actions at the same time. This is the most foul and unnatural function any person or toy can serve.
A box of Lego Blocks is an orgy of mixed connections. This is reason enough for these toys and the makers thereof to burn in cleansing fire.
Delicately Yours,
Handmaiden
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Re: Worse than CHILD PORN: LEGO's soul destroying games! -
04-07-2014, 02:34 AM
Ha ha, this is ridiculous! Explain to me how Lego is of the devil? Some tows imply Vampires, but not all.... This is so ridiculous!!
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Re: Worse than CHILD PORN: LEGO's soul destroying games! -
04-07-2014, 02:50 AM
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Ha ha, this is ridiculous! Explain to me how Lego is of the devil? Some tows imply Vampires, but not all.... This is so ridiculous!!
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First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.
Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.
Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .
If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.
Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Worse than CHILD PORN: LEGO's soul destroying games! -
04-07-2014, 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Creation
Ha ha, this is ridiculous! Explain to me how Lego is of the devil? Some tows imply Vampires, but not all.... This is so ridiculous!!
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So if some toys imply child porn, but not all, it would be okay?
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Re: Worse than CHILD PORN: LEGO's soul destroying games! -
04-08-2014, 11:23 PM
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Worse than CHILD PORN!
It is no news that Lego was created by evil Denmarkians as a way to introduce porn to innocent children:
But Lego decided that even child porn wasn't evil enough for them. Something much worse was needed to achieve their goal of preventing every child on the planet from going to Heaven by sending them straight to Hell. To achieve this goal, Lego has now introduced board games so horrible, so evil, that I have to advice all those with a weak stomach to stop reading now! Please excuse me while I puke in anticipation of what I am going to write down here.
Matthew 5:28 "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."
Creationary
Disguised as a Christian game based on creationism, this game specifically targets Christian families. When you look closer though, you will see that the female on the left is dressed as a whore. Also it has both a tractor and a dinosaur while every Christian child knows these never coexisted as all dinosaurs died in the great flood God created to kill all humans but a few for pissing Him off. The only thing honest about this game is the warning on the box that people might choke on their own vomit while playing this game.
Wild Wool
For some reason this game is very popular in New Zealand. Aimed at 5 year old children (!) this game has one repulsive goal. Teaching innocent children that bestiality by raping sheep is a good thing!
Harry Potter Hogwarts
All True Christians™ know the make believe world of Harry Potter is driving children to the edge of insanity! And who could forget that those subliminal messages in Harry Potter movies turn girls into harlots! But no, as if we burned all those Harry Potter books for nothing, Lego creates a Harry Potter board game! The goal of the game is to create Hogwards and then to reenact the gay sex scene edited out of final Harry Potter book!
Pirate Code
Designed by True Pastafarian™ Jo Freddie himself, this game teaches children God is a silly Flying Spaghetti Monster. This horrible horrible game also teaches children to steal money from innocent large American corporations instead of working for these corporations until they get a well deserved heart attack after which they will go to Heaven.
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A) I have never seen a set like THAT. I could procure pictures of pretty much anything you like and morph it into something inappropriate.
"These are just blocks," retorted Monika Filipowska, a psychologist interviewed by the Super Express newspaper. "Linking them to Satan is just wrong, and all that will happen is that children will be afraid of them now."
Really? You think that it is Satan's toy? Are you serious?
C)
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the past I have warned others of the obvious evil associated with Lego Blocks. It is unseemly for myself as an unmarried woman to mention such things, but it seems the Lord has led me to speak in this matter.
Legos are hermaphroditic in nature. They can connect on either side. One side penetrates (shudder) while the other side is penetrated (bigger shudder). Each Lego can perform either action or both actions at the same time. This is the most foul and unnatural function any person or toy can serve.
A box of Lego Blocks is an orgy of mixed connections. This is reason enough for these toys and the makers thereof to burn in cleansing fire.
Delicately Yours,
Handmaiden
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Wow. Just wow. What about Tinker Toys? Those should be under even heavier fire! How would YOU design a building toy? Oh, right. You Christians condemn them because of your god. Meaning? Your 'god' (I am SO gonna get ANOTHER infraction for that) DOES NOT WANT PEOPLE TO LEARN HOW TO BE CREATIVE. HE DOES NOT ENCOURAGE PEOPLE WHO INVENT THINGS. A.K.A. If everyone was always a Christian, we would still lack the wheel. Nice job, guys.
All your other points are preposterous. The 'whore' is dressed like many people do nowadays. Oh right, everyone should be a nun?
The dinosaur and the tractor is obviously not historic. Lego does not make historic sets like that. They make sets based on movies and popular LEGO series, not historic series.
Billy Bob Jenkins...
I DO NOT BUILD PORN!
I merely learned through experimentation that no matter how you assemble LEGOs, the end result will appear phallic. It might be a short stubby phallus, or a long skinny phallus, it might be a black phallus, a white phallus, a red phallus, or a rainbow colored phallus, but it will be a phallus! TRUE Christians™ do not buy build-your-own-male-idol kits for their children at Christmas time!
Uhmm.
Ever tried putting two two by four pieces next to each other, connected at the bottom by a two-by two and at the top by a two-by-two.
There. Not a dick.
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: Worse than CHILD PORN: LEGO's soul destroying games! -
04-08-2014, 11:33 PM
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I DO NOT BUILD PORN!
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And then you go on and on and on about making tallywhackers with Lego.
I would be angry if I wasn't looking forward to you bleeding to death after you are done inserting Lego dicks in your behind. Jesus certainly got creative when he created you.
Isaiah 45:7
King James Version (KJV)
7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Worse than CHILD PORN: LEGO's soul destroying games! -
04-08-2014, 11:37 PM
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...If everyone was always a Christian, we would still lack the wheel...
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So? Everyone would go to Heaven, and if you believe in God, THAT'S the most important thing.
Live with a wheel for 70-ish years or go to Heaven. Tough call.
NOT.
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Re: Worse than CHILD PORN: LEGO's soul destroying games! -
04-09-2014, 01:03 AM
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Originally Posted by The_Halfwit_Atheist
Your 'god' (I am SO gonna get ANOTHER infraction for that) DOES NOT WANT PEOPLE TO LEARN HOW TO BE CREATIVE. HE DOES NOT ENCOURAGE PEOPLE WHO INVENT THINGS.
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Your point? The imagination is a dangerous thing. You can sin just by using your imagination (Matthew 5:28). The LORD demands loyalty (Deuteronomy 11:1), which is His right, seeing how He created us to fear and obey Him (Ecclesiastes 12:13).
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A.K.A. If everyone was always a Christian, we would still lack the wheel.
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Nonsense. The wheel existed before Christ. How do you think the iron chariots got away from the LORD (Judges 1:19)? Bounced?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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