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Easter is about Jesus. Period -
02-26-2007, 12:29 AM
Welcome to Easter is about Jesus - Dammit! A seasonal forum where Jesus' favorite followers (us of course!) can help preserve the true meaning of Easter. ENTHUSIASTIC MOTHER GLENDORA
PS No bunnies allowed and this forum will close soon after the anniversary of HIS resurrection.
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02-26-2007, 03:46 PM
Here I am, Mother Glynndie, FRONT AND CENTER!!!!!
But, JESUS! we won't have to sit around and talk about the Bible or anything, though, will we? I am much too busy coordinating my EASTER ENSEMBLE
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02-26-2007, 04:20 PM
GLORY!!!!!!!
HAPPY EASTER DAMMIT!!!
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02-27-2007, 08:37 AM
What about the Bells of Rome?
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Re: Welcome to Easter is About Jesus - Dammit! -
02-27-2007, 12:30 PM
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What about the Bells of Rome?
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Rome is filled with gypsy pickpockets and mary-worshiping papist paedophiles, so whatever bells they ring hold no meaning for any True Christian™.
To me, Easter is the time to celebrate and remember how our Saviour suffered unspeakable temporary pain, died a temporary death, then arose on the third day having miraculously washed away all of our sins*. We cannot thank Him enough for that. It is literally impossible.
*Certain conditions apply, see the fine print of the Holy KJV1611 Bible for complete details. No Saviours were actually harmed in the redemption of your soul, as being God Almighty would neccessarily mitigate any pain or destruction of flesh.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Welcome to Easter is About Jesus - Dammit! -
04-06-2007, 04:09 PM
Don't forget, Jesus didn't hippity hop down any bunny trails when He temporarily died for our sins. He was tortured by the Pagan proto Wiccan Romans and sent to His Glorious fate by the filthy Jews who chose a scabrous criminal over our Lord and Saviour. He didn't hang on the Cross of Calvary so kids could frolic on lawns and mock Him with colorful eggs and Chinese candies.
Easter is serious business so stifle the fun factory and get back to appreciating Jesus.
God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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05-04-2011, 03:30 AM
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GLORY!!!!!!!
HAPPY EASTER DAMMIT!!!
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What. The. Sick. piffle.
You like pictures of cute bunnies dead, and celebration of easter trampled over? This is either the sickest joke, or you have a sick mind.
~Praise Jesus
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05-04-2011, 03:44 AM
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What. The. Sick. piffle.
You like pictures of cute bunnies dead, and celebration of easter trampled over? This is either the sickest joke, or you have a sick mind.
~Praise Jesus
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"Easter" as the secular world celebrates it is a pagan holiday. We don't tolerate paganism here.
The Pagan Origin Of Easter
Is Easter Pagan?
Pagan Holidays: Christmas and Easter Exposed!
No real Christian would ever celebrate these abominations.
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05-04-2011, 04:07 AM
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I don't mean to cause any offense, but you would laugh and celebrate at the death of an innocent bunny? If you dont celebrate something, you don't have to trash it. Easter bunny just makes more people interested, and causes more connection. Of course it's against Christianity, but it brings more attention. Without the easter bunny, I'm sure much less people would celebrate Christianity, because not everyone is a True Christian. It helps people connect.
Anyways, killing a bunny just because people celebrate easter is a sadistic thing to do. You wouldn't normally kill a bunny. Why kill one on a holiday? God doesn't want us to kill anyone. We are his creations. Why would he want us to kill his creations.
I imply no offense in this post, I assure you
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03-10-2008, 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by bornagainagnostic
What if you made a chocolate crucifix and ate that on Easter?
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YUM!!
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Originally Posted by OnYourKnees
Show us one.
And show us where Jesus had anything to do with bunnies.
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The Easter bunny is a religious mascot, it doesn't have to have anything to do with Jesus.
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Originally Posted by Marshall
Don't forget, Jesus didn't hippity hop down any bunny trails when He temporarily died for our sins. He was tortured by the Pagan proto Wiccan Romans and sent to His Glorious fate by the filthy Jews who chose a scabrous criminal over our Lord and Saviour. He didn't hang on the Cross of Calvary so kids could frolic on lawns and mock Him with colorful eggs and Chinese candies.
Easter is serious business so stifle the fun factory and get back to appreciating Jesus.
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The jokes you make about Jesus 'hopping' like the Easter bunny AREN'T funny. Easter is not just some kind of 'fun factory'. Grow up.
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Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson
Welcome to Easter is about Jesus - Dammit! A seasonal forum where Jesus' favorite followers (us of course!) can help preserve the true meaning of Easter. ENTHUSIASTIC MOTHER GLENDORA
PS No bunnies allowed and this forum will close soon after the anniversary of HIS resurrection.
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What about freedom for all bunnies?
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03-11-2008, 03:16 AM
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Originally Posted by BBQ bunny
What about freedom for all bunnies?
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You're free to be prepared in the manner of your choice. Would you rather be:
Slow-roasted
Rotisseried
BBQ'd
Stewed
Poached
or Deep Fried?
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03-11-2008, 05:05 AM
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You're free to be prepared in the manner of your choice. Would you rather be:
Slow-roasted
Rotisseried
BBQ'd
Stewed
Poached
or Deep Fried?
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Don't forget rabbit casserole! Sister Thumper really has a way with those.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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03-11-2008, 05:53 AM
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Don't forget rabbit casserole! Sister Thumper really has a way with those.
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I'd choose a rabbit casserole with Sister Thumper any day. Sounds HOT!
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03-12-2008, 06:29 AM
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03-13-2008, 06:46 PM
Emmie Lou's dog came home with a bunny the other day. It was the cutest little thing. They played and played and played all afternoon together.
I took a picture to send out with our Easter cards.
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Re: Welcome to Easter is About Jesus - Dammit! -
02-25-2009, 12:32 AM
Is it time for Easter season, yet?
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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02-25-2009, 10:25 PM
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Is it time for Easter season, yet?
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1st Corinthians 15:16 For if the dead rise not, then is not Christ raised:
1st Corinthians 15:17 And if Christ be not raised, your faith is vain; ye are yet in your sins.
1st Corinthians 15:18 Then they also which are fallen asleep in Christ are perished.
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Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period -
04-02-2010, 05:59 AM
I like bunnies. I like that one on tv with the drum. He keeps going and going. I want a bunny. Why dont you like bunnies.
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Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period -
04-02-2010, 06:02 AM
Oh, I love bunnies very much
1 fryer rabbit, cut up 1
or substitute stewer rabbit and increase cooking time
60 mL shortening 1/4 cup
720 mL water 3 cups
3 medium potatoes, diced 3
3 medium carrots, diced 3
60 mL parsley, chopped 1/4 cup
1 medium onion, sliced 1
5 mL salt 1 tsp
1 mL pepper 1/4 tsp
2 mL paprika 1/2 tsp
60 mL flour 1/4 cup
120 mL water 1/2 cup
batter for dumplings, optional
Brown rabbit in hot shortening in dutch oven. Add boiling water. Cover and simmer 30 minutes (1 hour for mature rabbit) or until almost tender. Add vegetables and seasonings; cook until vegetables are tender, about 20 minutes.
Blend together flour and cold water to form a paste. Stir into stew, cooking until slightly thickened. Dumplings may be steamed with the stew if desired.
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Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period -
04-06-2010, 02:45 PM
Bunnies have nothing to do with Easter or with eggs. Even the evilutionists know that.
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