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Strong Christian -- 100% convinced that God/Jesus exists, so I follow the whole Bible, word-for-word. 10,110,719 99.99%
False Christian -- Fairly sure that God/Jesus exist, but I pick and choose which parts of the Bible to obey. 52 0.00%
Weak Christian -- I used to attend church, but I've forgotten about God/Jesus. 53 0.00%
False God worshiper -- I love God, just the wrong one. 64 0.00%
Agnostic Christian -- I need God/Jesus to bitchslap me before I'll love Him. 145 0.00%
Atheist Scum -- I hate God/Jesus and would rather worship monkeys. 911 0.01%
I'm a queer. What's god? 66 0.00%
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 02-09-2014, 02:56 AM

That's odd. Judgement is considered a sin by the Bible and it's in this thread.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 02-09-2014, 03:01 AM

I would actually rather worship monkeys. Monkeys are pretty damn cool.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 02-09-2014, 03:07 AM

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Judgement is considered a sin by the Bible.
No it isn't.


Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 02-19-2014, 03:57 PM

Hey,

You got the atheist part all wrong:

"‘Atheism’ means the negation of theism, the denial of the existence of God." (Source: http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/atheism-agnosticism/)

How can i hate somebody/something that doesn't most probably exist in the first place?
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 02-19-2014, 04:07 PM

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Hey,

You got the atheist part all wrong:
No, it's you who got it all wrong. If you do not love Jesus, you hate Him.

Matthew 12:30 He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 02-19-2014, 06:21 PM

As an atheist, why should i care what the bible says, for me this is not justified source of information and never will be untill god has been SCIENTIFICALLY proven to exist. Same goes to bible being trustwotrhy source of information. This book is morally wrong anyway making it morally ok to kill people and taking slaves. I don't give a damn about contexts. What ever the efin context is IT IS NOT OK TO KILL ANOTHER HUMAN BEING OR KEEP HIM AS A SLAVE. So, if you theists wanna prove me wrong you better come up with something better than quotes from the bible.
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Smile Re: Are You an Atheist? - 02-19-2014, 06:28 PM

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As an atheist, why should i care what the bible says, for me this is not justified source of information and never will be untill god has been SCIENTIFICALLY proven to exist. Same goes to bible being trustwotrhy source of information. This book is morally wrong anyway making it morally ok to kill people and taking slaves. I don't give a damn about contexts. What ever the efin context is IT IS NOT OK TO KILL ANOTHER HUMAN BEING OR KEEP HIM AS A SLAVE. So, if you theists wanna prove me wrong you better come up with something better than quotes from the bible.
Friend, but you do care about the Bible and Jesus.

The simple fact that you looked for God, found Him here and took the effort to sign up. Why you even had to answer a Bible question. A person who does not believe in something does go to all that trouble. Unless they are insane and irrational.

I find it interesting, you come to a Christian site, have people want to talk about the Bible yet you want something else.

Do not turn your back to Jesus. Doing so will only draw Him closer.


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Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 02-19-2014, 06:55 PM

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As an atheist, why should i care what the bible says...
Maybe because it's the most influential book ever written in any language at any time in human history, and has guided the thoughts and conduct of the vast majority of the most notable members of Western civilization (including yourself, whether you realize it or not), for the last 2,000 years?

Please note: everything in the above statement has NOTHING to do with whether anything in the Bible has anything to do with actual fact or history.

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...for me this is not justified source of information and never will be untill god has been SCIENTIFICALLY proven to exist...
Never gonna happen. Go learn the incompatibility between faith and proof. God wants your faith, so you're never going to get proof (until you believe).

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"Something better than quotes from the bible" when the discussion is the contents of the Bible? Seriously?


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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 02-19-2014, 07:04 PM

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Friend, but you do care about the Bible and Jesus.

The simple fact that you looked for God, found Him here and took the effort to sign up. Why you even had to answer a Bible question. A person who does not believe in something does go to all that trouble. Unless they are insane and irrational.

I find it interesting, you come to a Christian site, have people want to talk about the Bible yet you want something else.

Do not turn your back to Jesus. Doing so will only draw Him closer.
I don't give *** potty mouth *** about bible or jesus.
I came here and signed up because you small minded people are publically trashing my whole nation based on pure*** potty mouth ***. Would you just have been talking about your bible i would still think that christians are probably just a bunch of nice people but you togethet with wesboro babtist church loonatics prooved me SOOO wrong.

Once again i'm convinced that there is no god or jesus. So how do i turn my bact to something that isn't there. Which way should i turn then?

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 02-19-2014, 07:07 PM

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I don't give damn about bible or jesus.
I came here and signed up because you small minded people are publically trashing my whole nation based on pure bullsh**. Would you just have been talking about your bible i would still think that christians are probably just a bunch of nice people but you togethet with wesboro babtist church loonatics prooved me SOOO wrong.

Once again i'm convinced that there is no god or jesus. So how do i turn my bact to something that isn't there. Which way should i turn then?
Young lady, you must REALLY hate Jesus

What made you so hateful?

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I don't give damn about bible or jesus.
I came here and signed up because you small minded people are publically trashing my whole nation based on pure bullsh**. Would you just have been talking about your bible i would still think that christians are probably just a bunch of nice people but you togethet with wesboro babtist church loonatics prooved me SOOO wrong.

Once again i'm convinced that there is no god or jesus. So how do i turn my bact to something that isn't there. Which way should i turn then?
So some misguided sense of unchecked patriotism is more important to you than your Eternal Salvation?

Wow. Just...wow.



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I don't give damn about bible or jesus.
I came here and signed up because you small minded people are publically trashing my whole nation based on pure bullsh**. Would you just have been talking about your bible i would still think that christians are probably just a bunch of nice people but you togethet with wesboro babtist church loonatics prooved me SOOO wrong.

Once again i'm convinced that there is no god or jesus. So how do i turn my bact to something that isn't there. Which way should i turn then?
I see.

You, out of the entire world, for 6,000 years, decided YOU were 'the One' Well Neo, can you see the Matrix?

We are nothing like the fluffy bunny Westboro pansies. We actually follow the Bible.

I think all your ad hominem words say magnitudes, don't you?

We do not trash any nation. Nations do it to themselves. I could care less. All I care about is what God cares about. If God tells us your rinky dink mudhole is a good representation of what Hell on Earth is like, who are we to argue with the Almighty Creator. You see friend, you problem is not with us but with God. Yet you do not acknowledge Him. That leaves you in quite the pickle, doesn't it?


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
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Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Maybe because it's the most influential book ever written in any language at any time in human history, and has guided the thoughts and conduct of the vast majority of the most notable members of Western civilization (including yourself, whether you realize it or not), for the last 2,000 years?

Please note: everything in the above statement has NOTHING to do with whether anything in the Bible has anything to do with actual fact or history.



Never gonna happen. Go learn the incompatibility between faith and proof. God wants your faith, so you're never going to get proof (until you believe).



"Something better than quotes from the bible" when the discussion is the contents of the Bible? Seriously?
Bible being most influential book? Yes, i'll give you that, but that still doesn't mean that i should derive my moral compass from there or care about it at all. It still makes it just a damn impressive storybook (AND YET IMMORAL). That's it!
I know the difference between faith and proof. If only theist did too. They wouldn't be trashin people who don't share their beliefs then. Sadly that's not the case.
About the last part of your quote. I'm sorry, i didn't make myself clear enough. I was incicating to the part where somebody made the false claim that i hated jesus and then quoted mathew. In that case quoting bibel doesn't make me wrong and quoter right. Same thing with any omnipotent beings existance claim.
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Cool Re: Are You an Atheist? - 02-19-2014, 07:51 PM

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Bible being most influential book? .... I'm sorry, i didn't make myself clear enough. I was incicating to the part where somebody made the false claim that i hated jesus and then quoted mathew. In that case quoting bibel doesn't make me wrong and quoter right. Same thing with any omnipotent beings existance claim.
Sorry friend, you completely lost me on this final part. How do you expect anyone to take you seriously when all you spout is jibberjabber. You use words that do not exist and expect to make a point. Sorry friend, Fool me once, shame on me. I will not get fooled again


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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I don't give *** potty mouth *** about bible or jesus.
Of course you do, that's why you are here ranting about the Bible and Jesus. If you believe in Jesus and in His perfect written word matters not. As blinded and misguided you are, you are just another heathen. Only opinion that matters is one that of Jesus'.

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 02-20-2014, 01:33 AM

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I know the difference between faith and proof. If only theist did too. They wouldn't be trashin people who don't share their beliefs then.
I don't think you do.

Do you have faith that the sun will set tonight? Of course you do. Can you "prove" that the sun will set tonight? No, you can't.

After the sun sets tonight, you will have the proof that shows your faith was justified. But you will still need faith to believe that it will happen again.

Our faith in the infallibility of the Bible is like that. We can show you tons of proof that justifies our belief, but we can't prove the whole thing any more than you can prove that the sun will set tomorrow. But we're just as sure about it.

How would you feel if someone told you the sun was not going to ever set again and that you're a fool for believing that?

Now you know how we feel when someone trashes the Bible.


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I don't think you do.

Do you have faith that the sun will set tonight? Of course you do. Can you "prove" that the sun will set tonight? No, you can't.

After the sun sets tonight, you will have the proof that shows your faith was justified. But you will still need faith to believe that it will happen again.

Our faith in the infallibility of the Bible is like that. We can show you tons of proof that justifies our belief, but we can't prove the whole thing any more than you can prove that the sun will set tomorrow. But we're just as sure about it.

How would you feel if someone told you the sun was not going to ever set again and that you're a fool for believing that?

Now you know how we feel when someone trashes the Bible.
Yes, it would be foolish of me to claim that the sun will absolutely 100% set tonight. But it has nothing to do with faith and i also have no reason to think that it will not before it really doesn,t set. That the thing with the science. I can claim that it will probably set tonight based on the fact that it has done so every night since and the earth has not stoped moving yet and the sun will set unless it did stop. But as for the religion you do not have anything on your side besides your belief. You can not prove word of god to be true with quotes from words of god. In that case i coud just right here claim that i am your god and this post is my word of god, therefore i AM your god. But just sounded silly, right?
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Yes, it would be foolish of me to claim that the sun will absolutely 100% set tonight. But it has nothing to do with faith and i also have no reason to think that it will not before it really doesn,t set. That the thing with the science. I can claim that it will probably set tonight based on the fact that it has done so every night since and the earth has not stoped moving yet and the sun will set unless it did stop. But as for the religion you do not have anything on your side besides your belief. You can not prove word of god to be true with quotes from words of god. In that case i coud just right here claim that i am your god and this post is my word of god, therefore i AM your god. But just sounded silly, right?
But you aren't basing your belief that the sun will come up because of any original research you've done: you're relying on the calculations and observations and best guesses of hundreds of years and thousands of scientists.

In other words: faith...the very thing you make fun of when the conversation is theological.

Hypocrite.



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Bible being most influential book? Yes, i'll give you that, but that still doesn't mean that i should derive my moral compass from there or care about it at all. It still makes it just a damn impressive storybook (AND YET IMMORAL). That's it!
I know the difference between faith and proof. If only theist did too. They wouldn't be trashin people who don't share their beliefs then. Sadly that's not the case.
About the last part of your quote. I'm sorry, i didn't make myself clear enough. I was incicating to the part where somebody made the false claim that i hated jesus and then quoted mathew. In that case quoting bibel doesn't make me wrong and quoter right. Same thing with any omnipotent beings existance claim.
My poor misguided friend, this is the stupidest thing I've heard all morning.

How do you think the Bible came to be the world's most popular and most influential text? It was because God wrote it. Our Sacred Book divides households and nations alike, causing wars, desolation, and utter tyranny on the most global of scales (Matthew 10:36). Isn't it wonderful?

It is to us. It would be to you, too, if you only knew The Truth about Jesus©.

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 02-28-2014, 07:39 PM

Of course I am not, I wouldn't have joined if I was and I do not understand why that kind of people join anyway. Do they not realize God doesn't want them and they are only making it worse by being disrespectful? Revelation 21:8 The unbelieveing, need I say more? Just go away and burn alone.


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