YOGA PANTS = LUST/SIN/RAPE!! BAN THEM!!

[John Creeser]

Ladies - I want you to listen to me and listen good. TAKE THOSE YOGA PANTS RIGHT OFF. I've had enough of walking down Freehold only to see whores dressed like this:



I have to immediately look to my wife to avoid lustful thoughts from these harlots.

Matthew 5:28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

Where are there husbands and better yet, why would their husbands let them dress like this in public? Do they not listen, like they should? Colossians 3:18 Why do they WANT to get raped?

Thankfully, one good Christian woman is standing up, honoring her husband and throwing off the sin leggings. I introduce to you, Veronica Partridge.

She obviously knows her place as a Christian woman by not dressing like A SLUT!!!!

1st Peter 3:1 Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives;
1st Peter 3:2 While they behold your chaste conversation coupled with fear.
1st Peter 3:3 Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel;
1st Peter 3:4 But let it be the hidden man of the heart, in that which is not corruptible, even the ornament of a meek and quiet spirit, which is in the sight of God of great price.

Look, do you think Jesus would approve of Mary rolling around Jerusalem in leggings? Do the right thing ladies!! NO MORE YOGA PANTS!!!!!!

[Des]

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This shows just how progressive and ahead of the curve we True Christians™ are. Only just now is the rest of America starting to wake up and see the danger these rape pants represent.


Just look at this harlot, practically begging to be raped. How could a man be expected to resist pulling up to her in his limo, rolling down the window and pretending to ask for directions, then hitting her with 150,000 volts from his stun gun and dragging her inside while telling his driver "Go, go, go you idiot!"


And what man prudently using his surveillance drone to scan campus dorm windows for signs of terrorist activity could honestly be told he should resist the temptation to catch this trollop on her way to the corner Starbucks late one evening, step from behind the over-grown shrubs on the corner of 5th & Price, slap a chloroformed rag over her face, and deposit her in one of many cells in his underground playroom?



What fair & impartial jury would convict a red-blooded man from finding this slut by her geotagged image, spiking the flavored water she drinks with roofies, lying in wait for her to come home from her job as a dental hygienist, and slipping her unconscious body out the back door so he can savor the look of terror on her face when she slowly comes to only to realize she is chained to a wall by way of a locked steel collar & dressed in nothing but a leather corset 2 sizes too small for her, locking ballet boots, and a panel gag with 6 inch rigid rubber muffling attachment pressing into the back of her mouth?

[Serenity Now]

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You are disgusting. Saying that a women cannot wear certain clothes just because men are incapable of controlling their sexual urges is down right sexist and unfair. There is no excuse for sexual assault. Leggings or heck wearing those long old fashioned dresses to your ankles shouldn't be blamed for raping an innocent person. It's clothing, not an invitation to rape someone. If that doesn't make sense you have some serious issues. Rape is never okay no matter the age, what the person is wearing or even if the person is drunk.

[lilyofthevalley]

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Saying yoga pants are an excuse for rape is like saying jerseys are a go ahead to tackle someone

[Des]

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You are disgusting. Saying that a women cannot wear certain clothes just because men are incapable of controlling their sexual urges is down right sexist and unfair. There is no excuse for sexual assault. Leggings or heck wearing those long old fashioned dresses to your ankles shouldn't be blamed for raping an innocent person. It's clothing, not an invitation to rape someone. If that doesn't make sense you have some serious issues. Rape is never okay no matter the age, what the person is wearing or even if the person is drunk.

So, leaving my Lamborghini Aventador unlocked with the keys in the ignition while I leave it unattended in a 7-Eleven parking lot isn't asking to get it stolen? Ever hear of culpability, you granola-munching Commie?

[Des]

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Saying yoga pants are an excuse for rape is like saying jerseys are a go ahead to tackle someone

Saying yoga pants are an excuse for rape is like saying walking onto a live firing range with a bulls-eye painted on your chest is asking to be shot.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Saying yoga pants are an excuse for rape is like saying jerseys are a go ahead to tackle someone

Don't be silly. Recognizing the natural consequences of certain behaviors just makes good sense. If you look to the history of human society, you'll see that paying attention to behaviors and their consequences is as timeless as love and romance itself. Why, the LORD even made it easy on the Israelites to know what to do when they noted certain behavior (namely, adultery). Consider how the LORD cut corners to get straight to the Truth of the matter, showing that evidence and details are no match for the omniscience of our Good God against the wily lies of a woman in heat.




11 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,

12 Speak unto the children of Israel, and say unto them, If any man's wife go aside, and commit a trespass against him,

13 And a man lie with her carnally, and it be hid from the eyes of her husband, and be kept close, and she be defiled, and there be no witness against her, neither she be taken with the manner;

14 And the spirit of jealousy come upon him, and he be jealous of his wife, and she be defiled: or if the spirit of jealousy come upon him, and he be jealous of his wife, and she be not defiled:

15 Then shall the man bring his wife unto the priest, and he shall bring her offering for her, the tenth part of an ephah of barley meal; he shall pour no oil upon it, nor put frankincense thereon; for it is an offering of jealousy, an offering of memorial, bringing iniquity to remembrance.

16 And the priest shall bring her near, and set her before the LORD:

17 And the priest shall take holy water in an earthen vessel; and of the dust that is in the floor of the tabernacle the priest shall take, and put it into the water:

18 And the priest shall set the woman before the LORD, and uncover the woman's head, and put the offering of memorial in her hands, which is the jealousy offering: and the priest shall have in his hand the bitter water that causeth the curse:

19 And the priest shall charge her by an oath, and say unto the woman, If no man have lain with thee, and if thou hast not gone aside to uncleanness with another instead of thy husband, be thou free from this bitter water that causeth the curse:

20 But if thou hast gone aside to another instead of thy husband, and if thou be defiled, and some man have lain with thee beside thine husband:

21 Then the priest shall charge the woman with an oath of cursing, and the priest shall say unto the woman, The LORD make thee a curse and an oath among thy people, when the LORD doth make thy thigh to rot, and thy belly to swell;

22 And this water that causeth the curse shall go into thy bowels, to make thy belly to swell, and thy thigh to rot: And the woman shall say, Amen, amen.

23 And the priest shall write these curses in a book, and he shall blot them out with the bitter water:

24 And he shall cause the woman to drink the bitter water that causeth the curse: and the water that causeth the curse shall enter into her, and become bitter.

25 Then the priest shall take the jealousy offering out of the woman's hand, and shall wave the offering before the LORD, and offer it upon the altar:

26 And the priest shall take an handful of the offering, even the memorial thereof, and burn it upon the altar, and afterward shall cause the woman to drink the water.

27 And when he hath made her to drink the water, then it shall come to pass, that, if she be defiled, and have done trespass against her husband, that the water that causeth the curse shall enter into her, and become bitter, and her belly shall swell, and her thigh shall rot: and the woman shall be a curse among her people.

28 And if the woman be not defiled, but be clean; then she shall be free, and shall conceive seed.

29 This is the law of jealousies, when a wife goeth aside to another instead of her husband, and is defiled;

30 Or when the spirit of jealousy cometh upon him, and he be jealous over his wife, and shall set the woman before the LORD, and the priest shall execute upon her all this law.

31 Then shall the man be guiltless from iniquity, and this woman shall bear her iniquity.

Numbers 5:11-31

[James Hutchins]

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Great. This is just what I want to see (just needs to hang the sign):

[Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean]

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Those poor men, those ladies are just asking for it! Practically walking around bare only under a long skirt would those be close to appropriate! I have seen plenty of harlots walking around in those

[Jim Farmer]

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There are 2 types of women (I cannot call either of them 'ladies') who wear yoga pants.
a) harlots who are begging to be raped

b) lezbeans who want every male to become a homersexural

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

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I am surprised the stores in Freehold actually sell them, but if you look carefully, there is a label on practically every pair sold at the Freehold Macy's:

"These pants are meant to be worn at home ONLY and even then you must seek the permission of your father or husband or Pastor Ezekiel before purchasing them." I noted the label is not on the ones sold just outside Freehold's gates at that JC Penney owned by the Catholic couple.

So, the important thing is, what husband or father gave permission to allow his wife to wear them on our holy and halcyon streets? They should be required to carry a permission card or something. Let's not allow our town to become a haven for lax clothing standards. I think the men should find another hundred or so of the photos, study them carefully so they will be able to recognize sinful leggings and yoga pants, and then meet to make a decision on how to deal with this scourge. I will be happy to cater this event and I would model the pants if necessary. Just let me know. Anything in the name of glorifying Jesus and protecting our fair city.

In Civic Duty,
NRL

[James Hutchins]

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My wife, Mrs. Hutchins, only wears Carharts.

Here is a picture of her in hers.
She had me crop the picture because she fell earlier and her face hit the door knob. So vain, you ladies are! Notice the fact that there is no stains on the right side, they wiped right off.