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Fist Me This Christmas: Violent Secular "Christmas" Song -
12-22-2009, 08:49 AM
The other night, as I was getting ready to leave my office, I wandered over to one of my staff members' computers, an innocent young 21 year old Christian college student named Melissa. I had her tasked to finding vile and hateful attacks on Christmas. It is the duty of my staff to find new battlefields where this War on Christmas will be played out.
Well, she apparently found this song on YouTube called "Fist Me for Christmas", and believe me, I was shocked by its lyrics. However, I noticed she seemed to be doing her best to stifle a laugh. Personally, I don't know what could be considered "funny" about this song. First off, there is no mention of Jesus Christ. It is simply a secular "holiday" tune. Second, I was outraged that these people would glorify senseless violence during a time we should be celebrating our Lord's birth. I think it's quite obvious to everyone that "Fist me" means "Hit me". They're asking to get punched. (To be honest, after seeing this video, I did have an urge to punch all these Godmocking atheist singers!)
Watch this video and judge yourself.
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Re: Fist Me This Christmas: Violent Secular "Christmas" Song -
12-22-2009, 09:52 AM
Must be British, the Day after Christmas they have something called "Boxing Day" I guess they all get "Lagered up" and then go out on the streets "fisting" each other with the gloves on.
Must relieve the tensions and hangovers after watching soccer all day on Christmas instead of praising Jesus.
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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Fist Me This Christmas: Violent Secular "Christmas" Song -
12-22-2009, 01:11 PM
If that's how these God-Mockers are behaving for Baby Jesus' Birthday then I will almost certainly be involved in fisting some Atheists this Christmas
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Re: Fist Me This Christmas: Violent Secular "Christmas" Song -
12-22-2009, 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield
Must be British, the Day after Christmas they have something called "Boxing Day" I guess they all get "Lagered up" and then go out on the streets "fisting" each other with the gloves on.
Must relieve the tensions and hangovers after watching soccer all day on Christmas instead of praising Jesus.
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Talk about being punch drunk. Strange dialect too, I really don't quite get the meaning from the context.
Oh, it must be about masochism.
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Re: Fist Me This Christmas: Violent Secular "Christmas" Song -
12-22-2009, 01:20 PM
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If that's how these God-Mockers are behaving for Baby Jesus' Birthday then I will almost certainly be involved in fisting some Atheists this Christmas
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That's the spirit Sister!
PS: don't forget to take off your Cartier watch before doing so, it could get damaged by the pounding you're going to give them.
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I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: Fist Me This Christmas: Violent Secular "Christmas" Song -
12-22-2009, 01:23 PM
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That's the spirit Sister!
PS: don't forget to take off your Cartier watch before doing so, it could get damaged by the pounding you're going to give them.
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Thank you for reminding me Brother.
The last time I did this I lost a Diamond Ring too, so this time I am prepared.
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Re: Fist Me This Christmas: Violent Secular "Christmas" Song -
12-22-2009, 06:27 PM
HAHA. Oh bless you all.
Fisting in the context of this song by no means means "punching".
Boxing day.
Historically, a day to open the Christmas box and share the contents with the poor. Hardly a day to get drunk.
It is now traditionally a time when families all come to spend time together.
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Re: Fist Me This Christmas: Violent Secular "Christmas" Song -
12-23-2009, 12:19 AM
Those God-mockers make me furious. I just want to take them aside, and say, "Jesus never fisted on Christmas, and neither should you." But would they listen?
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Re: Fist Me This Christmas: Violent Secular "Christmas" Song -
12-23-2009, 12:26 AM
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Originally Posted by EmilyRose
HAHA. Oh bless you all.
Fisting in the context of this song by no means means "punching".
Boxing day.
Historically, a day to open the Christmas box and share the contents with the poor. Hardly a day to get drunk.
It is now traditionally a time when families all come to spend time together.
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Yes, I'm certain you throw money to the poor and they won't go get drunk!
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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Fist Me This Christmas: Violent Secular "Christmas" Song -
12-23-2009, 06:14 AM
I thought it was lovely. The harmony was very good! I think fisting means dancing or frolicking making to and fro motions with your forearms....you know... kinda like Popeye does.
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Re: Fist Me This Christmas: Violent Secular "Christmas" Song -
12-23-2009, 06:21 AM
Would someone kindly explain what all this "fisting" is about? I don't understand it at all. The song seemed to have some sort of a sexual overtone to it. Would fisting be punching someone in the nose while copulating? I don't get it. Must be one of those Goth things...
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Re: Fist Me This Christmas: Violent Secular "Christmas" Song -
12-23-2009, 03:33 PM
I agree with Rev. Jim about the punching part.
I am still struggling to figure out what the crisco is for.
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Re: Fist Me This Christmas: Violent Secular "Christmas" Song -
12-23-2009, 03:37 PM
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I am still struggling to figure out what the crisco is for.
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For making cookies?
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Re: Fist Me This Christmas: Violent Secular "Christmas" Song -
12-23-2009, 04:49 PM
And pie crust, Brother Nobar. But they didn't mention either in the video.
Wait, there was something about something under the christmas tree. Maybe that's where they're putting the pie.............and the cookies, of course.
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Re: Fist Me This Christmas: Violent Secular "Christmas" Song -
12-23-2009, 11:54 PM
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I thought it was lovely. The harmony was very good! I think fisting means dancing or frolicking making to and fro motions with your forearms....you know... kinda like Popeye does.
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I agree, sister. Actually, this Christmas season we're seeing a big upsurge in sales of our Christmas Terror! CDs, DVDs and comic books for children. We got some complaints from parents about the lyrics like, "Ho, ho, ho, you little ho come sit on Santa's lap," but our research department found that the kids really liked it. Below are some of our more popular titles, totally suitable for children in my opinion:
Praise Jesus, and Merry Christmas!
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Re: Fist Me This Christmas: Violent Secular "Christmas" Song -
11-28-2010, 03:16 PM
Friends.
I want to bump this thread to warn you all AGAIN about this ghastly song.
Last year, it stuck in my ear for about 3 months, as if SATAN was trying to lure me. I resisted - but only just. Apart from one birthday cake incident, nothing happened.
Friends: atheists, godmockers, and thus Satan are always at the door. Keep him out, and say NO to this "song".
Thank you.
Amen.
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Re: Fist Me This Christmas: Violent Secular "Christmas" Song -
11-15-2012, 10:57 PM
Ok I know what fisting is cause I practice this with my <<<foul words removed - Admin>>> , and you are all wrong I hate to say, its not violent regardless of the wording. You stick youre whole hand up a <<<foul words removed - Admin>>> you have to use lube like Crisco. And it causes <<<foul words removed - Admin>>> . Dont shoot the messenger, but you should do research before you go on a speech that could make you look like an ignorant person or a joke.
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Re: Fist Me This Christmas: Violent Secular "Christmas" Song -
11-15-2012, 11:23 PM
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Why not? For all we know the messenger might be about to attack America! Or even worse, vote for a Democrat.
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Re: Fist Me This Christmas: Violent Secular "Christmas" Song -
11-18-2012, 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted by uglytruth777
Ok I know what fisting is cause I practice this with my <<<foul words removed - Admin>>> , and you are all wrong I hate to say, its not violent regardless of the wording. You stick youre whole hand up a <<<foul words removed - Admin>>> you have to use lube like Crisco. And it causes <<<foul words removed - Admin>>> . Dont shoot the messenger, but you should do research before you go on a speech that could make you look like an ignorant person or a joke.
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I think you are wrong by telling us that fisting is somehow a sexual practice. Fisting, as far as I am concerned, is punching a God mocker, queer or democrat, after one has rubbed Crisco on either their fist or the victims face. In fact I always tell my college age daughters and sons that I recommend them to do as much fisting as possible when they are away at school. I also firmly believe that on judgement day, the first question that Jesus will ask will be if the person fisted enough to please Him while they were on this earth. Praise Jesus and pass the Crisco!!
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