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03-23-2014, 12:43 PM
Jesus didn't temporarily die just so you could bribe your evil brats into liking you with chocolate. Look at their hideous faces, smeared with what appropriately looks like faeces on the faces of sodomites. They're looking at you and the demons within them are growing more powerful. They're getting further and further away from the unstained love of Jesus.
So while you destroy your children's souls just for a fleeting moment of self gratification as they pretend to thank you while planning to smoke cocaine when they are older, think of Jesus, bleeding on the cross for hours before dying for three days so you can not burn in Hell.
But having your mewling and wilful, unbeaten offspring's love is more important than the love of Christ, who rightly said:
Matthew 10:21-23
21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death. 22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name’s sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved. 23 But when they persecute you in this city, flee ye into another: for verily I say unto you, Ye shall not have gone over the cities of Israel, till the Son of man be come. This WILL happen. And you are not standing firm to the end and beating your children as God commands. You are feeding them chocolate eggs. Eggs that are the symbol of the testicles of Satan which are smeared with the faeces of the writhing sinners he impales on his barbed tallywacker in Hell.
Yes, you are feeding them symbolic filth covered devil's man parts!
But it's not too late to have a True Christian™ Easter where, alert to the slightest evil and armed with a stout rod, you lead your children in thanking Jesus for the gift of His blood and praising Him for rescuing them from demon sodomy forever and ever.
GLORY!
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Re: Easter is about telling your children to fear HELL! Not the sinful love of chocolate! -
03-23-2014, 05:30 PM
AMEN, Brother! As a former victim of Mary's cult, you'll recall that the whole point of candy and chocolate on Easter was to teach children the "sweet" presence of Christ after 40 days of abstinence during Lent. Of course Lent is the pope's handy brain-washing exercise to keep the sheeple voluntarily malnourished so they cannot think and apply the tiniest bit of logic towards their theology. The candy and chocolate serves as a sugar-rush to distract them until summer rolls around, when Catholics are too busy drinking each and every day and long into the night to walk straight, much less think straight.
Anyway, we know the real way to reach out to children to teach them the sweet reality of Jesus' Way is to show them... well, REALITY!
God loves children who are faithful
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Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Easter is about telling your children to fear HELL! Not the sinful love of chocolate! -
03-23-2014, 08:27 PM
Is there any town ordinance that would prevent us from turning one of the local recreation areas into Crucifixion Park? We could have live displays of various sins and the appropriate punishment that our LORD would deliver to the perpetrators of each sin.
Think of the education our little ones would receive as they viewed gluttons (perhaps Mother of Seven or Basilissa would volunteer?) or harlots or gaywise and then saw these people burning in fake (or real) fire!
We could even demonstrate stoning, beatings, etc. and hand out crowns of thorns; then we could, as a finale, do mock crucifixions - perhaps recruiting unsaved trash children for the victims. Not only would it bring attention to our church, but imagine the souls we would rescue from satan's clutches.
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Re: Easter is about telling your children to fear HELL! Not the sinful love of chocolate! -
03-24-2014, 12:23 AM
Naomi,
Please congratulate your husband for this fine idea and instructing you to post it here. I'm sure he will want to reward you with another soldier for Christ if you keep being such a credit to him.
I'm sure the unsaved trash will be too high on crack cannabis to even notice if we strung a few of their brats up and witnessed to them while they screamed in a pre-Hell experience.
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03-24-2014, 01:26 AM
That harlotwoman (and I use that term loosely) who openly plies her parts wares on the forum is too ugly to get a husband. She would have got the idea from one of her customers.
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Re: Easter is about telling your children to fear HELL! Not the sinful love of chocolate! -
03-24-2014, 01:43 AM
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Naomi,
Please congratulate your husband for this fine idea and instructing you to post it here. I'm sure he will want to reward you with another soldier for Christ if you keep being such a credit to him.
I'm sure the unsaved trash will be too high on crack cannabis to even notice if we strung a few of their brats up and witnessed to them while they screamed in a pre-Hell experience.
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How nice of you to say. I am unmarried and the idea was mine, but I give the glory to God, since I am unworthy of such high praise. All honor and adoration to my LORD.
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Re: Easter is about telling your children to fear HELL! Not the sinful love of chocolate! -
03-24-2014, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist
Jesus didn't temporarily die just so you could bribe your evil brats into liking you with chocolate. Look at their hideous faces, smeared with what appropriately looks like faeces on the faces of sodomites. They're looking at you and the demons within them are growing more powerful. They're getting further and further away from the unstained love of Jesus.
You are feeding them chocolate eggs. Eggs that are the symbol of the testicles of Satan which are smeared with the faeces of the writhing sinners he impales on his barbed tallywacker in Hell.
GLORY!
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Brother Redeeemed, if ever there was a message we all need to hear at Easter time, this is it.
The very idea parents would provide their children with the symbolic testicles of Satan just turns my stomach. This is a warning to all parents in Freehold, do not buy chocolate eggs at the discount stores outside of town. Even if others do not catch you in the act, Jesus knows and will take revenge.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Easter is about telling your children to fear HELL! Not the sinful love of chocolate! -
03-24-2014, 10:22 PM
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How nice of you to say. I am unmarried and the idea was mine, but I give the glory to God, since I am unworthy of such high praise. All honor and adoration to my LORD.
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OK, I congratulate your father for that idea. Now go and submit yourself to his discipline at once for trying to take credit from him.
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Re: Easter is about telling your children to fear HELL! Not the sinful love of chocolate! -
03-25-2014, 12:58 PM
Easter is all about the murder of Jesus by the joos and how God brought Him back after three days (time for the joos to think about what they did).
I can just imagine what it must of been like for Christ. Having to drag that giant cross through town and up in to the mountains. The shame He endure digging a hole so it could be stood upright. Having huge spike driven through His hands and feet. All the while, know His Faith in Himself would be enough.
Had Jesus not done that, all people would never have the chance to repent. Sin filled children would remain like that for all of eternity. Hated by everyone, despised by God.
Here at the Hutchins house, we have a lamb each Easter. The UnSaved© children are instructed to pick out their favorite lamb. It is placed in a pen. The unbaptized Children have to kill it with rocks then roll in the blood. Those that manage to be covered, are baptized and allowed to eat the Easter Lamb. Those that fail at the task get nothing though in three days, they are allowed to gnaw at the remaining bones.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Easter is about telling your children to fear HELL! Not the sinful love of chocolate! -
03-26-2014, 04:25 AM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Easter is all about the murder of Jesus by the joos and how God brought Him back after three days (time for the joos to think about what they did).
I can just imagine what it must of been like for Christ. Having to drag that giant cross through town and up in to the mountains. The shame He endure digging a hole so it could be stood upright. Having huge spike driven through His hands and feet. All the while, know His Faith in Himself would be enough.
Had Jesus not done that, all people would never have the chance to repent. Sin filled children would remain like that for all of eternity. Hated by everyone, despised by God.
Here at the Hutchins house, we have a lamb each Easter. The UnSaved© children are instructed to pick out their favorite lamb. It is placed in a pen. The unbaptized Children have to kill it with rocks then roll in the blood. Those that manage to be covered, are baptized and allowed to eat the Easter Lamb. Those that fail at the task get nothing though in three days, they are allowed to gnaw at the remaining bones.
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In other words a typical True Christian™ Easter celebration. Praise Jesus.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Easter is about telling your children to fear HELL! Not the sinful love of chocolate! -
03-26-2014, 07:18 PM
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In other words a typical True Christian™ Easter celebration. Praise Jesus.
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Glory!
It does break my heart when all the false Christians ignore the True Meaning™ of Easter. To think they have a 'make believe bunny' hopping about the night before, leaving hard boiled eggs and chocolate rabbit effigies in astro turf filled baskets.
Easter is a celebration of the death of Jesus.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Easter is about telling your children to fear HELL! Not the sinful love of chocolate! -
03-26-2014, 08:13 PM
It's like they think that there's something shameful in celebrating the hideous temporary death of a man under torture by the Romans on the orders of the Joo menace!
We are washed clean of sin in His blood! How can this be such an embarrassment to them that they adopt these homosexual-inspired pagan practices?
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04-07-2014, 09:20 PM
Look at this poor child, holding Satan's symbolic turd coated testicles in either hand. This has to stop!
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Re: Easter is about telling your children to fear HELL! Not the sinful love of chocolate! -
04-07-2014, 11:00 PM
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Look at this poor child, holding Satan's symbolic turd coated testicles in either hand. This has to stop!
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Amen Brother!
I can already imagine that child being sent to Hell and being raped anally by Satan all the time while in a lake of Fire! All because of his unGodly parents.
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04-13-2014, 03:13 PM
Yeah, tell the kiddies to fear god and scar them for life. That's a GREAT way to celebrate.
Rom.1:26-27
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
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Re: Easter is about telling your children to fear HELL! Not the sinful love of chocolate! -
04-13-2014, 03:57 PM
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Yeah, tell the kiddies to fear god and scar them for life. That's a GREAT way to celebrate.
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Would you rather they go to Hell for all eternity?
Romans 6:23 For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.
What kind of monster are you?
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Easter is about telling your children to fear HELL! Not the sinful love of chocolate! -
04-13-2014, 04:35 PM
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Yeah, tell the kiddies to fear god and scar them for life. That's a GREAT way to celebrate.
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I'll just leave this here:
Luke 12:5 "But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him."
Yes, that's Jesus talking about God. Does it get any better than that?
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Re: Easter is about telling your children to fear HELL! Not the sinful love of chocolate! -
04-13-2014, 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted by FreeThinker96
Yeah, tell the kiddies to fear god and scar them for life. That's a GREAT way to celebrate.
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Yes. Obviously it is. Not that a good Christian child should need any reminding after the first few years of holding their hands in the candle flame.
Would you rather they were diddling their tallywackers or putting their fingers up each other's bottoms like atheist children?
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Re: Easter is about telling your children to fear HELL! Not the sinful love of chocolate! -
04-13-2014, 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
I'll just leave this here:
Luke 12:5 "But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him."
Yes, that's Jesus talking about God. Does it get any better than that?
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Does anyone else hate it when this foul piece of atheist trash knows the Bible better than these weak wristed false Christians that come into our happy and loving forum to tell us Jesus was nothing but a feel good fag?
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Re: Easter is about telling your children to fear HELL! Not the sinful love of chocolate! -
04-14-2014, 05:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist
Jesus didn't temporarily die just so you could bribe your evil brats into liking you with chocolate. Look at their hideous faces, smeared with what appropriately looks like faeces on the faces of sodomites. They're looking at you and the demons within them are growing more powerful. They're getting further and further away from the unstained love of Jesus.
So while you destroy your children's souls just for a fleeting moment of self gratification as they pretend to thank you while planning to smoke cocaine when they are older, think of Jesus, bleeding on the cross for hours before dying for three days so you can not burn in Hell.
But having your mewling and wilful, unbeaten offspring's love is more important than the love of Christ, who rightly said:
Matthew 10:21-23
21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death. 22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name’s sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved. 23 But when they persecute you in this city, flee ye into another: for verily I say unto you, Ye shall not have gone over the cities of Israel, till the Son of man be come. This WILL happen. And you are not standing firm to the end and beating your children as God commands. You are feeding them chocolate eggs. Eggs that are the symbol of the testicles of Satan which are smeared with the faeces of the writhing sinners he impales on his barbed tallywacker in Hell.
Yes, you are feeding them symbolic filth covered devil's man parts!
But it's not too late to have a True Christian™ Easter where, alert to the slightest evil and armed with a stout rod, you lead your children in thanking Jesus for the gift of His blood and praising Him for rescuing them from demon sodomy forever and ever.
GLORY!
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