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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: Pray for me -
07-13-2007, 12:42 PM
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Drugs are for people who need a crutch to get by. I hate drugs.
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So do you have contempt for cripples as well, since they also need a crutch to get by?
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It's Obiwan Kenobi. lol. I have been a star wars fan for over 14 years.
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What, since you were two?
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Omerta, thats my name. The code of honor.
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The system whereby organised criminals intimidate people into refusing to co-operate with the legal system? Yep, sounds pretty honourable to me.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Pray for me -
07-13-2007, 01:05 PM
No, I mean people who takes drugs to help with problems. They are weak idiots.
Yeah, might acutally be before that. Star Wars is class.
lol, that's the system, though I just liked the name.
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: Pray for me -
07-13-2007, 01:08 PM
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No, I mean people who takes drugs to help with problems. They are weak idiots.
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You atheist scum just have no compassion for anyone, do you? As your emo buddies are constantly reminding us, life is pain, and we all need a little help to get through it, whether we get that help from opium or the Love of Christ. Why, if I was an atheist who knew that Jesus was going to torture me in Hell forever, I'd be gobbling the drugolas 24/7.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Pray for me -
07-13-2007, 01:12 PM
Emo's. Do not speak that name here, brother. They are the scum of life.
Drugs are for the weak. (By the way, I speak not of medical drugs)
I'm so glad I'm not an Atheist. No offence to anyone who is.
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: Pray for me -
07-13-2007, 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Omerta
Emo's. Do not speak that name here, brother. They are the scum of life.
Drugs are for the weak. (By the way, I speak not of medical drugs)
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Why speak you as if you believe Yoda to be yourself?
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I'm so glad I'm not an Atheist. No offence to anyone who is.
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What on earth are you? A Mussulman? A Papist dog? A Sc ie ntologist?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Pray for me -
07-13-2007, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Omerta
Drugs are for the weak. (By the way, I speak not of medical drugs)
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Oh. So you're a white collar drug addict. Gobbling prescribed painkillers and sedatives somehow makes you better than a skin cutting emo? Hypocrites like you disgust me.
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Re: Pray for me -
07-13-2007, 03:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Omerta
Drugs are for the weak. (By the way, I speak not of medical drugs)
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Agreed. But then again, we live in an age of the internets. I've see many text files on drugs. About 50 on how someone can brew Crystal Meth with stuff from down at the local supermarket. Bah
On the bright side though: It usually results in them burning their arms off trying! GLORY!
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What on earth are you? A Mussulman? A Papist dog? A Scientologist?
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He's Christian. I don't remember which branch of it though.
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Oh. So you're a white collar drug addict. Gobbling prescribed painkillers and sedatives somehow makes you better than a skin cutting emo? Hypocrites like you disgust me.
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Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: Pray for me -
07-13-2007, 04:09 PM
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Agreed. But then again, we live in an age of the internets. I've see many text files on drugs.
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Wow. How does a text file even take drugs in the first place? Do they have to smoke them or inject them or what?
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He's Christian. I don't remember which branch of it though.
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Not the branch that follows Christ's commands, that's for sure!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Pray for me -
07-13-2007, 04:13 PM
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Wow. How does a text file even take drugs in the first place? Do they have to smoke them or inject them or what?
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Same as an SQL Injection. You just have to poke it and prod it until it caves, and does what you tell it to do. Easy, no?
Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?
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07-13-2007, 05:04 PM
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You're being a little harsh on us Sister. I've been praying for him; I've been asking Jesus to allow him to discover he has balls. Jesus doesn't have time for (mocking, high pitched falsetto voice) "Ohhhhh...I'm a whimpering, willowy waif...help me somebody, help me!!"
Christ...makes me puke.
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Oh that's good, Deaner, I'm glad
Your reply fortifies and uplifts my faith in true Christians
I'm sure the Lord Jesus will be taking care of him and showing him the way, thanks to you good pastors and brethren in His Name
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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07-14-2007, 10:08 AM
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Joo - I won't say my name out loud, (I don't want my good english name battered) but lets but say I'm a grunger who uses the force . If that doesn't ring any bells, then don't worry lol.
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Oh yes, now I've got it.
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07-15-2007, 08:54 PM
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Please pray for me. I have hit bottom. Since my wife died, I just haven't been able to cope. I took to drinking. I drink every mnute I'm awake. I can't sleep at night. I just lay there shaking and getting cold sweats and then feeling too hot for the covers. I drink everything, even cheap wine. The kids know about and they try to help out and drag me out of the bathroom if I pass out in there.
I need help. Please, pray for me, because things is looking awful dark for me right now.
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My brother in Christ:
Remember, your wife is with the Lord in Heaven...Just think of that (And seek medical help). Remember, stay out of sin, because you want to see her when you die, right?
We're all praying for you...
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07-15-2007, 10:16 PM
Amen.
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07-16-2007, 05:36 PM
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My brother in Christ:
Remember, your wife is with the Lord in Heaven...Just think of that (And seek medical help). Remember, stay out of sin, because you want to see her when you die, right?
We're all praying for you...
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Finally someone offers some good advice.
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07-17-2007, 02:03 PM
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My brother in Christ:
Remember, your wife is with the Lord in Heaven...Just think of that (And seek medical help). Remember, stay out of sin, because you want to see her when you die, right?
We're all praying for you...
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How dare you tell wanton lies to this poor grieving man!? You have no evidence whatsoever that women even have souls, much less go to Heaven. And even if they did, how can you promise him that his wife specifically is with Jesus right now?
You filthy mary worshipers just make me sick! You'll say anything to try and brainwash poor deluded fools like Dwayne here into join your cult. I KNOW that Jesus has a special place waiting for you papist dogs....in the lake of fire!
Dwayne and his wife's life insurance policy is perfectly happy here with us at Landover Baptist. Once the guy gets out of the Landover Treatment Facility and make his love offering to Jesus, I'm sure he'll want to stay a Christian and avoid hellfire with you ring kissers.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Pray for me -
07-17-2007, 02:56 PM
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Dwayne and his wife's life insurance policy is perfectly happy here with us at Landover Baptist. Once the guy gets out of the Landover Treatment Facility and make his love offering to Jesus, I'm sure he'll want to stay a Christian and avoid hellfire with you ring kissers.
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That's for sure Pastor. Poor ol' Dwayne's already acting a little funny; it wouldn't take much to push him over the edge into a full blown queer paedophile.
Hey ring kisser; are you going to spend your entire life being Mary's bitch and wearing skirts? When you get sick of being a slave to wops let us know. Until then, please leave the members of our gentle flock alone.
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07-18-2007, 03:08 AM
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How dare you tell wanton lies to this poor grieving man!? You have no evidence whatsoever that women even have souls, much less go to Heaven. And even if they did, how can you promise him that his wife specifically is with Jesus right now?
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You have no evidence that they don't either. I've seen many TC's post that the "investigation and debate over whether women have souls or not is still in progress".
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Re: Pray for me -
07-18-2007, 07:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Dwayne and his wife's life insurance policy is perfectly happy here with us at Landover Baptist. Once the guy gets out of the Landover Treatment Facility and make his love offering to Jesus, I'm sure he'll want to stay a Christian and avoid hellfire with you ring kissers.
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Oh, so now poor old Dwayne is in Landover rehab, and he's converted to True Christian already?
Hmmmm, what can I say but praise Jesus
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Re: Pray for me -
07-18-2007, 09:25 AM
Amen, Joo. lol
Praise Jesus!
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: Pray for me -
07-18-2007, 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Father Thomas Martin
My brother in Christ:
Remember, your wife is with the Lord in Heaven...Just think of that (And seek medical help).
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As I understand it, the dead are not in Heaven right now, but just in their graves, awaiting resurrection and Judgement Day. She may end up in Heaven if she was a True Christian™ during her life, but until the Last Judgement most certainly will not be in Heaven, and to say otherwise is pure Popish claptrap.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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