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Exclamation Pray for Jesus - 12-22-2007, 08:34 PM

Can he not die again for our sinful souls? He must have it easy, he is practiced.

I hate whiping myself, and my girlfrtiend. Would it be so much to aks if he could undecend and die for us one more time?

I aks you, and I pray for our salvation, yet once.

I never bought a hooker, my love, Jesus, please. I am seeking salvation, please die for us!!!!!!!!!!
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Default Re: Pray for Jesus - 12-23-2007, 04:01 AM

WTF?



If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.
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Default Re: Pray for Jesus - 12-23-2007, 09:11 PM



But this man, after he had offered one sacrifice for sins for ever, sat down on the right hand of God;
From henceforth expecting till his enemies be made his footstool.
For by one offering he hath perfected for ever them that are sanctified.
Hebrews 10:11-14

NOBODY who is Saved would ask Jesus to sacrifice Himself for our sins again!
His sacrifice was PERFECT!
REPENT!


If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Default Re: Pray for Jesus - 12-28-2007, 04:50 AM

Priests brawl at Jesus' birthplace -
http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/meast/....ap/index.html

I think I'd pray for Jesus to rise up with HIS broom and sweep 'em all out of their temple (and smite 'em with a few of their rocks while he's at it!)
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Default Re: Pray for Jesus - 01-04-2008, 10:40 PM

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Priests brawl at Jesus' birthplace -
http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/meast/....ap/index.html

I think I'd pray for Jesus to rise up with HIS broom and sweep 'em all out of their temple (and smite 'em with a few of their rocks while he's at it!)
Well what can you expect from pugilistic papists?



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