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Talking Hi to the saved - 05-20-2008, 07:59 AM

Hi to all the saved on this site. I've been saved for a while now, and minister unto a small flock of the saved here in England. As far as I can see, we are the only true saved people in the whole country, what with one thing and another, Satan must be growing fat on the flesh of the unsaved.

Praise the Lord indeed!
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Default Re: Hi to the saved - 05-20-2008, 08:09 AM

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Hi to all the saved on this site. I've been saved for a while now, and minister unto a small flock of the saved here in England. As far as I can see, we are the only true saved people in the whole country, what with one thing and another, Satan must be growing fat on the flesh of the unsaved.

Praise the Lord indeed!
Tell us your salvation story.
I'm very leary of UK people hanging around "flocks". No sheep mixed in with the people are there?

Satan eats all burnt meat. Alot of carbon but not much fat.


Judges 15:16
And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.
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Default Re: Hi to the saved - 05-20-2008, 01:21 PM

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Hi to all the saved on this site. I've been saved for a while now, and minister unto a small flock of the saved here in England. As far as I can see, we are the only true saved people in the whole country, what with one thing and another, Satan must be growing fat on the flesh of the unsaved.

Praise the Lord indeed!
Welcome friend. Please tell us about yourself. How old are you? How did you finally find Jesus? And so on.

What is your point about oranges? Do you brits still suffer from scurvy? Is that why nobody have any teeth over there?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Hi to the saved - 05-21-2008, 02:00 AM

Please be warned that sheep are biologically close to goats,and goats have been known to harbor DEMONS.


Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

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Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

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Default Re: Hi to the saved - 05-23-2008, 07:30 PM

I am 68 years of age and was saved by the Lord 5 years ago when he showed himself in all his glory unto me. I had spent fully 50 years in the wilderness of sin - drinking. taking drugs, and much much fornication.

Then by way of penile erectile dysfunction did the lord show me that I was sinning and had to turn my back on those ways. Praise the Lord for a drooping member, that revealed his truth to me.

Praise him and all his works. He showed to me as he showed to Saul the way of righteoudness, and sinlessness, and how to understand his holy word. I have been opposed. I have been denounced. But the lord stays with me, and none are able to convince me of their righteousness.

You are all suspect. for as the lord has shown me, all men go to hell except for those few who are his elect.

I am of the elect. He told me so. The Holy Spirit dwells in me like unto no other since the days he walked the earth. I am his beloved. I am his right hand. I shall smite all unsaved down with a mighty smite. I am like unto an angel of smite!

I have gathered unto meself, for the lord's sake, a community of sisters that the Lord has told me to saved. No longer are these prescious sisters fallen. No longer do they parade their bodies for mere lustfilled men. Now they give of themselves generously unto this minister of the Lord and are saved because of it.

I warn ye all: mock me not, ye who named thy self after a body part of an Ass - for that is what ye shall become. And ye, who dares who names himself Pastor - ye shall be cast out into the fire reserved for the devil and all his grubby whores.

I bid thee peace.
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Default Re: Hi to the saved - 05-23-2008, 07:36 PM

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I am 68 years of age and was saved by the Lord 5 years ago when he showed himself in all his glory unto me. I had spent fully 50 years in the wilderness of sin - drinking. taking drugs, and much much fornication.

Then by way of penile erectile dysfunction did the lord show me that I was sinning and had to turn my back on those ways. Praise the Lord for a drooping member, that revealed his truth to me.

Praise him and all his works. He showed to me as he showed to Saul the way of righteoudness, and sinlessness, and how to understand his holy word. I have been opposed. I have been denounced. But the lord stays with me, and none are able to convince me of their righteousness.

You are all suspect. for as the lord has shown me, all men go to hell except for those few who are his elect.

I am of the elect. He told me so. The Holy Spirit dwells in me like unto no other since the days he walked the earth. I am his beloved. I am his right hand. I shall smite all unsaved down with a mighty smite. I am like unto an angel of smite!

I have gathered unto meself, for the lord's sake, a community of sisters that the Lord has told me to saved. No longer are these prescious sisters fallen. No longer do they parade their bodies for mere lustfilled men. Now they give of themselves generously unto this minister of the Lord and are saved because of it.

I warn ye all: mock me not, ye who named thy self after a body part of an Ass - for that is what ye shall become. And ye, who dares who names himself Pastor - ye shall be cast out into the fire reserved for the devil and all his grubby whores.

I bid thee peace.
Apologies for some spelling mistakes. My hands shake with the fullness of the Lord.

I am Orange because that is the colour of King William, who did send so many romanists to their eternal doom. Praise Him who did use King Billy then cast into the firey pit for the vain glory sinner he was.
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