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Arizona Cardinals Hire the First Female Coach in NFL History -
07-28-2015, 10:35 PM
The lengths that Jennifer Welter is going to to get a husband is quite remarkable. Many of you, like me, will be wondering what she had to do to get the job.
Anyway, if you have a season ticket for the Cardinals, there's a chance you'll be able to get your money back under the Lemon Law.
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Re: Arizona Cardinals Hire the First Female Coach in NFL History -
07-29-2015, 02:41 AM
Does that slut have any respect for 1 Peter 3:7 "Likewise, husbands, live with your wives in an understanding way, showing honor to the woman as the weaker vessel, since they are heirs with you of the grace of life, so that your prayers may not be hindered." and Proverbs 14:1 "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands."???
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: Arizona Cardinals Hire the First Female Coach in NFL History -
07-29-2015, 03:19 AM
I'm going to guess that she's a damned lezbean who wishes she was a man.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Arizona Cardinals Hire the First Female Coach in NFL History -
08-04-2015, 07:58 PM
Queers and women in Football, is nothing sacred?
Honestly, they are making Gods Favorite Game® a big joke.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Arizona Cardinals Hire the First Female Coach in NFL History -
08-04-2015, 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Queers and women in Football, is nothing sacred?
Honestly, they are making Gods Favorite Game® a big joke.
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Thank you, Brother, for answering my question before I had to show my ignorance by asking it. I was not sure what sport we were talking about here.
I would assume then that these Arizona people are a women's team, as the only men who play football, known in the USA as soccerball, are faggot Europeans. I would guess it takes a lesbo to lead a team of lesbos.
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Re: Arizona Cardinals Hire the First Female Coach in NFL History -
08-05-2015, 01:38 AM
Sounds like the lewd slut is trying to set herself up for a series of locker room gang rapes.
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Re: Arizona Cardinals Hire the First Female Coach in NFL History -
08-05-2015, 01:53 AM
What is she going to do, bleed on them?
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Re: Arizona Cardinals Hire the First Female Coach in NFL History -
08-05-2015, 02:21 AM
I know it probably won't be a popular opinion here, but I feel a bit sorry for her. Her womb is aching so badly, it's clear she needs a brood of children to love. Instead of doing the right thing, instead of following God's Law, the Laws of Nature, she's chosen the path of homosexuality. She's bought the lies and has given over her soul to the devil. She'll never be happy that way. No woman will. The only thing that truly satisfies the wandering soul of a woman is to strive to be a better help meet every day than she was the day before (Colossians 3:18). This is how God created woman (Genesis 2:18), and this alone is what gives her contentment in her life.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Arizona Cardinals Hire the First Female Coach in NFL History -
08-05-2015, 04:02 AM
You wait and see if this doesn't turn out to be one of those ex-men who made a deal with satan and turned into a girl. Like that Bruce Jennifer character.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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