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Default My favorites... - 03-30-2008, 10:34 PM

Here are some of my favorite bible verses:

However, you may purchase male or female slaves from among the foreigners who live among you. You may also purchase the children of such resident foreigners, including those who have been born in your land. You may treat them as your property, passing them on to your children as a permanent inheritance. You may treat your slaves like this, but the people of Israel, your relatives, must never be treated this way. (Leviticus 25:44-46 NLT)

Slaves, obey your earthly masters with deep respect and fear. Serve them sincerely as you would serve Christ. (Ephesians 6:5 NLT)
You should not let a sorceress live. (Exodus 22:17 NA

"If a man lies with a male as with a women, both of them shall be put to death for their abominable deed; they have forfeited their lives." (Leviticus 20:13 NA

A priest's daughter who loses her honor by committing fornication and thereby dishonors her father also, shall be burned to death. (Leviticus 21:9 NA
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Default Re: My favorites... - 03-30-2008, 10:39 PM

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Here are some of my favorite bible verses:

However, you may purchase male or female slaves from among the foreigners who live among you. You may also purchase the children of such resident foreigners, including those who have been born in your land. You may treat them as your property, passing them on to your children as a permanent inheritance. You may treat your slaves like this, but the people of Israel, your relatives, must never be treated this way. (Leviticus 25:44-46 NLT)

Slaves, obey your earthly masters with deep respect and fear. Serve them sincerely as you would serve Christ. (Ephesians 6:5 NLT)
You should not let a sorceress live. (Exodus 22:17 NA

"If a man lies with a male as with a women, both of them shall be put to death for their abominable deed; they have forfeited their lives." (Leviticus 20:13 NA

A priest's daughter who loses her honor by committing fornication and thereby dishonors her father also, shall be burned to death. (Leviticus 21:9 NA
You come in here and quote from a FALSE BIBLE??!!!

Are you insane??



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Default Re: My favorites... - 03-30-2008, 10:42 PM

ok, and what bible do you read from? The New King James version is the only true word of god.
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Default Re: My favorites... - 03-30-2008, 10:47 PM

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Here are some of my favorite bible verses:

However, you may purchase male or female slaves from among the foreigners who live among you. You may also purchase the children of such resident foreigners, including those who have been born in your land. You may treat them as your property, passing them on to your children as a permanent inheritance. You may treat your slaves like this, but the people of Israel, your relatives, must never be treated this way. (Leviticus 25:44-46 NLT)

Slaves, obey your earthly masters with deep respect and fear. Serve them sincerely as you would serve Christ. (Ephesians 6:5 NLT)
You should not let a sorceress live. (Exodus 22:17 NA

"If a man lies with a male as with a women, both of them shall be put to death for their abominable deed; they have forfeited their lives." (Leviticus 20:13 NA

A priest's daughter who loses her honor by committing fornication and thereby dishonors her father also, shall be burned to death. (Leviticus 21:9 NA
It is my belief, Reverend Dawkins, that the majority of those quotes stem from what you would call the "Old Testament", or what we would call our Torah. It seems to me that not only would you be a great Jew, but you could make a very determined Talmud scholar.

Some of my favorite verses are as follows:
"For all the earth is mine: and you shall be unto me a kingdom of priests, and a holy nation" (Exodus 19:5, 6)

"Thou hast also taken thy fair jewels of my gold and of my silver, which I had given thee, and madest to thyself images of men, and didst commit whoredom with them..." (Ezekiel 16:17)


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Default Re: My favorites... - 03-30-2008, 10:50 PM

ah, the old testament unfortunately is being ignored my our satin worshiping society. It contains God's true word.
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Default Re: My favorites... - 03-30-2008, 10:51 PM

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ok, and what bible do you read from? The New King James version is the only true word of god.
So why are you quoting FALSELY??

You are not just old but you are senile too.

Haven't you and your buddy's got the message yet?



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Default Re: My favorites... - 03-31-2008, 02:42 AM

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ah, the old testament unfortunately is being ignored my our satin worshiping society. It contains God's true word.
People worship satin where you live? That is sick.

I prefer 100% American cotton myself.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: My favorites... - 04-08-2008, 12:49 PM

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It is my belief, Reverend Dawkins, that the majority of those quotes stem from what you would call the "Old Testament", or what we would call our Torah. It seems to me that not only would you be a great Jew, but you could make a very determined Talmud scholar.

Some of my favorite verses are as follows:
"For all the earth is mine: and you shall be unto me a kingdom of priests, and a holy nation" (Exodus 19:5, 6)

"Thou hast also taken thy fair jewels of my gold and of my silver, which I had given thee, and madest to thyself images of men, and didst commit whoredom with them..." (Ezekiel 16:17)
How right you are, Rabbi. The Old Testament is a wonderful source of revealed knowledge about Holy God.

Unfortunately for the Joos, there's also something called the New Testament. And in the New Testament, we learn of God's Only Begotten Son Jesus Christ and the New Covenant that God established through Him. The bottom-line of which is this: Followers of Jesus are now God's Chosen People -- which pretty much leaves you Joos out in the cold or, rather, in the firey bowels of Hell.

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"Thou hast also taken thy fair jewels of my gold and of my silver, which I had given thee, and madest to thyself images of men, and didst commit whoredom with them..." (Ezekiel 16:17)
That pretty much sums up God's view of the Joos these days.


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