[I Man Rastafari]

I bring news! I have had another meeting with my counselor and she is in agreement with me that perhaps the law is not my true destiny. I have resolved to change my course of study again and it has been decided that I will be a news man. My official major is Media Studies. The smart people here at the University of Wisconsin have already become aware of the importance of this field and very many have adopted this direction. Over half of the white girls at the University are studying in this field. The rest are mostly planning on being sociologists. I understand that Media Studies is also popular at the other Universities in Babylon. The continued supply of anchor men in Babylon is not under threat but in Africa and even Jamaica there are few trained television personalities. In the new Africa we will need trained professionals like you have here in Babylon. Where would Babylon be today without Chris Matthews and Al Sharpton and Rachel Maddow? They are trained Media Studies people but they are white. In Africa we will need Black men to announce the news.

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari

I bring news! I have had another meeting with my counselor and she is in agreement with me that perhaps the law is not my true destiny. I have resolved to change my course of study again and it has been decided that I will be a news man. My official major is Media Studies. The smart people here at the University of Wisconsin have already become aware of the importance of this field and very many have adopted this direction. Over half of the white girls at the University are studying in this field. The rest are mostly planning on being sociologists. I understand that Media Studies is also popular at the other Universities in Babylon. The continued supply of anchor men in Babylon is not under threat but in Africa and even Jamaica there are few trained television personalities. In the new Africa we will need trained professionals like you have here in Babylon. Where would Babylon be today without Chris Matthews and Al Sharpton and Rachel Maddow? They are trained Media Studies people but they are white. In Africa we will need Black men to announce the news.

Newsflash: even in the third world countries they prefer to have white anchors over dark skinned ones, even in countries where you can walk on the streets all day without seeing a single white face.

Have you considered the noble and important career of waste management? (You know, the folks who come at 7 am and pick up trash from the garbage cans?) I firmly believe it would be the perfect fit for you.

[Herman Periwinkle]

Originally Posted by Basilissa

Newsflash: even in the third world countries they prefer to have white anchors over dark skinned ones, even in countries where you can walk on the streets all day without seeing a single white face.

Have you considered the noble and important career of waste management? (You know, the folks who come at 7 am and pick up trash from the garbage cans?) I firmly believe it would be the perfect fit for you.

Do you think he's up for that kind of responsibility? Trash collection is significantly harder work than news. With trash collection, one must go house to house collecting everyone's trash. In news, all one must do is smear people's trash everywhere and pretend it's newsworthy. I think news might be an easier career path for an underachiever.

[Back against wall]

A friend of mine makes Tasers and they are looking for a type of crash test dummy. As Tasers are specifically made for electrocuting Niggeros, car thief Niggerros, rapist Niggeros, religious Niggeros and all round every day run of the mill cotton picking, watermelon eating Niggeros and Niggero children I think this Iman Sambo here would be perfect.

[1liesalot]

Originally Posted by Basilissa

Newsflash: even in the third world countries they prefer to have white anchors over dark skinned ones, even in countries where you can walk on the streets all day without seeing a single white face.

Have you considered the noble and important career of waste management? (You know, the folks who come at 7 am and pick up trash from the garbage cans?) I firmly believe it would be the perfect fit for you.

Amen.

[I Man Rastafari]

In the new Africa every important position will be filled by Black men. We will have white men as advisors on some things like how to operate the machinery and so forth but it will be a Black world for Black men. When I am on television I will interview many important world leaders and some will be white but most will be Black because the Black man will soon be in charge of the world. We will not be able to let the Arabs stay in Africa because they are not Black men. They will have to continue to return to their home which is in Europe so that the Black man can have his own place.

[Back against wall]

Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari

In the new Africa every important position will be filled by Black men.

I take it you are not aware of the Black Hierarchy system in Black Organisations? It's a great plan. The fun part is that you'll have a new leader every week as they can't help killing each other for top Job. Perhaps you could contact the Catlicks and buy a bullet proof Poopmobile? Blacks kill more Blacks in a week than the KKK, Cancer, and a Nuclear Bomb could in 10 years

[I Man Rastafari]

I am thinking that you are talking about the Black men here in Babylon. They are corrupted by the white man and they do not act like the African Black man. They are bribed by the white man to stay at home and sell the white man's drugs. Here in Babylon the Black men are really white men. A real Black man is Black. That is why we call ourselves Black. In Babylon the Black men are all of the milk chocolate color. That is because they are mostly white. It is they who act violently in the manner of the white man. They will not have leadership positions in the new Africa but they can come to Africa too. There they can get in touch with their Black roots and find Jah Ras Tafari.

[Back against wall]

Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari

I am thinking that you are talking about the Black men here in Babylon.

No I was generalising.

I would wish you good luck and Gods speed, but to achieve something in life, one needs consistency and conviction. Something so far you are having quite a lot of trouble with. I shall call you Black Tribbiany
or Black Joey.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Mister I, it seems that your only reason for remaining at college is so that you can be on the television. I think you will find that most people on the small screen are famous for other things and many - nay, most - do not have degrees in media studies. I am thinking, for example, of the Kardashistan and Duck families.

So, on the reasonable assumption that you are unable (at this time) to marry into one of these dynasties, you need to find some other way of becoming famous and being invited to host a current affairs program. One popular route to worldwide fame is that of killer. In your own land of Africa, it can only be a matter of time before that handsome young Mr Pistolious is reading the evening news bulletin. Have you considered that?

Alternatively, many people become famous via reality TV. How would you feel about sitting in a jungle for several weeks, surrounded by semi-clad whores, eating spiders and rats? With your previous life-experience, you would surely win. Also, you would not get sunburned. Job done!

I hope this has been helpful, Mr I. We will all follow your future career with a limited amount of interest.

[I Man Rastafari]

Thank you sistren for your kind encouragement. Am well prepared for reality television because I am a Black man with a foreign sounding accent and long dreads. Sort of like Milli Vanilli but not so much. Also I am student of Media Studies but I have not had any classes in that subject yet.

I would be available to star in a reality television camping show with Kim Kardashian or her beautiful sister. Naked and Afraid would be a fine choice. During the summer months the University of Wisconsin will not be granting me 400usd a week so satisfactory employment would be useful.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari

Am well prepared for reality television because I am a Black man with a foreign sounding accent...

Bear in mind, Mr I, that an accent that is incomprehensible in the area between the Tigris and the Euphrates may not sound so exotic in Africa. I sometimes wonder if you have really thought this through.

Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari

and long dreads. Sort of like Milli Vanilli but not so much.

I have never heard of Miss Vanilli, but your photograph shows you to be very nearly as bald as the prophet Elisha. Is this just a trick of the light?

I can understand that you would be most comfortable naked in the jungle, even if I cannot approve. However, beware of the Karshadian women - some of them are not what they appear to be and my husband says "Camping would be the word for it." I have no idea what he means, but he laughed a lot so it must be amusing.

[I Man Rastafari]

I will probably not be able to take part in the retreat to the jungle that has been proposed. As a journalist I must preserve my integrity and maintain dignity. That would be hard once the Kardashian girls get hold of it.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari

In the new Africa every important position will be filled by Black men. We will have white men as advisors on some things like how to operate the machinery and so forth

Probably not a good idea, negroes operating machinery.

[Back against wall]

Originally Posted by Brother Harold Porter

Probably not a good idea, negroes operating machinery.

That Jackie Chan can escape anything. I noticed he had the camera on a slant so he could see it coming, properly.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari

When I am on television I will interview many important world leaders and some will be white but most will be Black because the Black man will soon be in charge of the world.

I'm going to be honest here, Mr. I. I think you should redirect your career to a field where African men have been successful. That is in singing and dancing.

I'd suggest you read up on one of the most famous and successful African men of all time, Al Jolson.

[I Man Rastafari]

But what about Reverend Al Sharpton? He is an important dignitary and a journalist of great stature on MSNBC. And Al Roker. He is also a very important journalist. Both of these men are Black but Al Sharpton has the hair of a white man. Maybe I should change my name to Al. I think Al Jazeera is a Black man too.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari

But what about Reverend Al Sharpton? He is an important dignitary and a journalist of great stature on MSNBC. And Al Roker. He is also a very important journalist. Both of these men are Black but Al Sharpton has the hair of a white man. Maybe I should change my name to Al. I think Al Jazeera is a Black man too.

To emulate those two fellows in journalism, Sharpton and Roker, you would have to leave behind you indigenous black culture. Do you want to do that just for the almighty dollar?

Roker talks like a white man, no black dialect whatsoever. Sharpton talks like a black man but takes political positions that cater to while liberals.

Al Jolson, on the other hand, was true to his black roots. When he got down on one knee and pleaded emotionally to that white audience he reflected the black man's true status. To be a great star, I advise you to stay with singing and dancing.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari

When I am on television I will interview many important world leaders and[...]most will be Black because the Black man will soon be in charge of the world.

Yes, I can see how that will work...

[I Man Rastafari]

I have been in consultation with my advisors and it is decided that perhaps journalism is not meant to be my calling. As a result, I have decided to change my major yet again. Babylon is a wicked place but I find the University of Wisconsin to be a refreshing fountain of knowledge and opportunity. I have been in this country for less than four months and I have been an anesthesiologist an attorney and a journalist. I am the President of Black Lives Matter at my school and also the President of the Student Committee to Smash Racism and Hate Speech. All these achievements in my first semester at university and now I am to be a specialist in international relations. This is a perfect career for me. I am already a foreigner even in my own country which is Jamaica because I was robbed there by the white man. I am really from Africa but my family was enslaved. Soon I will have a university education and I will have a job working for a big bank or a big oil company or possibly the UN. I will go to meetings and have an office with a white girl for a secretary. I will have a Range Rover to drive and I will frequent the finest hotels and fly around in airplanes. Jah has blessed me.