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11-06-2007, 01:28 PM
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Re: Put your fave or new Pithy Christian Sayings here -
11-06-2007, 01:29 PM
All's well that comes out (at some point) of the ends
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11-06-2007, 01:53 PM
Woman, shut up and fetch me a sandwich and a cold beer!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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11-06-2007, 03:36 PM
JESUS PLEASE US!!!!!
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11-06-2007, 10:40 PM
yes, thank you Bro and Sis above. About you:
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11-06-2007, 10:44 PM
God should know how evil men are since He created us!
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Re: Put your fave or new Pithy Christian Sayings here -
11-06-2007, 10:44 PM
Have fun in hell, sinner.
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Re: Put your fave or new Pithy Christian Sayings here -
11-07-2007, 02:22 AM
Here are several zingers I like to use when I'm out street-preaching:
Born once; Die twice. Born Twice; Die once.
God wont judge the sin, He will judge the sinner for the sin; That means you sinner!
If you burn with lust in this life, you will burn in the flames in the next.
1 out of 5 fornicators has an STD. But 5 out of 5 fornicators go to hell.
The party in hell has been canceled due to the fire.
Scientists tell us that our universe is made up of protons, electrons, and neutrons. They forgot to mention morons.
I would rather be hated for my values than liked for my compromise.
Jesus said 'go and sin no more,' NOT 'go and sin some more.'
We did the crime, Jesus paid the fine.
You are either a son of God or a son of the devil. You are either a servant of the Lord or a servant of Satan.
If you are a Roman Catholic AND a homosexual then where do you go when you die........PERVatory?
You can be on fire for Jesus or be on fire in hell.
Pastor Billy-Reuben
Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.
✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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11-07-2007, 12:42 PM
A fast life will come to a screeching halt in hell.
People who plan to repent at the eleventh hour often die at 10:50.
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Re: Put your fave or new Pithy Christian Sayings here -
11-07-2007, 01:01 PM
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Put your fave or new Pithy Christian Sayings here -
11-07-2007, 01:13 PM
Learn or Burn. Heaven's not for slackers or stupid people.
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11-07-2007, 03:02 PM
WARNING!!! Exposure to the SON can SAVE you from BURNING!
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Re: Put your fave or new Pithy Christian Sayings here -
11-07-2007, 05:45 PM
Here's a Christian saying that both my wife and my daughter-in-law find very useful in their day-to-day affairs:
Yes, Sir.
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Re: Put your fave or new Pithy Christian Sayings here -
11-07-2007, 05:50 PM
TURN or BURN
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: Put your fave or new Pithy Christian Sayings here -
11-08-2007, 10:33 AM
regarding mastur..tion:
Mind you better mind your mittens
Lest the Lord take out more kittens
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Re: Put your fave or new Pithy Christian Sayings here -
03-12-2008, 02:29 PM
Jesus loves you, but the rest of us think you are an asshole.
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03-12-2008, 02:37 PM
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Jesus loves you, but the rest of us think you are an asshole.
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03-12-2008, 02:56 PM
Your flag decal won't get you into Heaven anymore. (John Prine)
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Your flag decal won't get you into Heaven anymore. (John Prine)
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Your flag certainly won't. What is it again; isn't it just a bunch of pictures of human orifices?
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03-12-2008, 03:22 PM
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Your flag certainly won't. What is it again; isn't it just a bunch of pictures of human orifices?
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This is my flag, bubba.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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