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Default Re: Bible and canabis - 01-21-2010, 05:55 PM

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You're being willfully vexatious because you are a dope addict.

My question still stands; Poison ivy is an herb by your definition. Are you interested in smoking that? It probably wouldn't kill you.
No, but I'm told that an ointment of equal parts poison ivy vine, prickly ash bark, and alfalfa seeds is supposed to be good, applied externally, for arthritis. Every plant has her uses, even if we haven't found them yet.
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Default Re: Bible and canabis - 01-21-2010, 10:46 PM

OK, I think some people are still having trouble understanding this, so I'm going to clear it up for you.

Smoking marihuana is a sin. End of story. Marihuana is an intoxicating narcotic.

Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour: (1 Peter 5:8)

Smoking marihuana and other dangerous narcotics makes you more vulnerable to Satan.

Do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit, who is in you, whom you have received from God? You are not your own; you were bought at a price. Therefore honor God with your body (1 Corinthians 6:19-20)

Your body is not your own. Would you put deadly narcotics into the body of Jesus? Then don't put them into your body. Marihuana is dangerous. 100% of people who use marihuana die. If you use marihuana, even try it once, YOU WILL DIE. And I'm sure you won't be going to heaven.

Also, I might point out that marihuana is illegal to ingest, grow, buy, sell or possess in all countries that matter (USA).

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Default Re: Bible and canabis - 01-22-2010, 05:28 AM

"marihuana"? jesu, you're stuck in the '30s.
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Default Re: Bible and canabis - 01-22-2010, 05:30 AM

I'm pretty sure Jesus nor Santa Claus care whether I smoke weed.


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Default Re: Bible and canabis - 01-22-2010, 06:05 AM

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I'm pretty sure Jesus nor Santa Claus care whether I smoke weed.
Jesus cares deeply about what you do to yourself. Jesus suffered and died (temporarily) on the cross for my sins (but not yours, because you insist on being an unrepentant hatemonger), so that should mean something.

Stop following satan's perverted ways, and start follwing Christ's.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Bible and canabis - 01-22-2010, 08:57 AM

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I'm pretty sure Jesus nor Santa Claus care whether I smoke weed.
Yes, they do! Santa (= Satan) really likes to draw you into hell, and seduces you with weed to accomplish that. And Jesus is all too happy to kick you headfirst into the hottest fire of Pandemonium for this transgression!


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I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

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Do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit, who is in you, whom you have received from God? You are not your own; you were bought at a price. Therefore honor God with your body (1 Corinthians 6:19-20)

Your body is not your own. Would you put deadly narcotics into the body of Jesus? Then don't put them into your body. Marihuana is dangerous. 100% of people who use marihuana die. If you use marihuana, even try it once, YOU WILL DIE. And I'm sure you won't be going to heaven.
Good point brother! Jesus gets really angry when people defile His temple (Matthew 21:12-13):

And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves, And said unto them, It is written, My house shall be called the house of prayer; but ye have made it a den of thieves.




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I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

Amen.

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Default Re: Bible and canabis - 01-22-2010, 08:16 PM

Nope, that's not me. But wow, he looks a lot like me.
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Default Re: Bible and canabis - 01-22-2010, 08:20 PM

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"marihuana"? jesu, you're stuck in the '30s.

That's the correct way of spelling it. If I spelled it with a J, the J would have to make the H sound. That's the way dirty messicants do it, so it's not the way I do it.
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Default Re: Bible and canabis - 02-05-2010, 05:49 AM

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I'm pretty sure Jesus nor Santa Claus care whether I smoke weed.
Jesus is crying right now. You should be ashamed and flagellate in order to repent.

Santa isn't bringing you anything but coal.
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Your body is not your own. Would you put deadly narcotics into the body of Jesus? Then don't put them into your body. Marihuana is dangerous. 100% of people who use marihuana die. If you use marihuana, even try it once, YOU WILL DIE. And I'm sure you won't be going to heaven.
May I ask where you found those statistics?
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May I ask where you found those statistics?
This one requires your brain to figure it out... Perhaps you damaged your brain too much already with all those drugs you have been taking. The Bible is very clear on not allowing you to use drugs: Deuteronomy 17:2; Ecclesiastes 8:2-5; Matthew 22:21; 23:2-3; Romans 13:1-7; Titus 3:1; 1 Peter 2:13-17; 2 Peter 2:9-11.


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This one requires your brain to figure it out... Perhaps you damaged your brain too much already with all those drugs you have been taking. The Bible is very clear on not allowing you to use drugs: Deuteronomy 17:2; Ecclesiastes 8:2-5; Matthew 22:21; 23:2-3; Romans 13:1-7; Titus 3:1; 1 Peter 2:13-17; 2 Peter 2:9-11.
Okay, I'll take a different approach, why did god put this plant, let me say again PLANT on this earth then?
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Default Re: Bible and canabis - 02-05-2010, 07:04 PM

Same reason He put poison ivy here - a trap for fools.





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Okay, I'll take a different approach, why did god put this plant, let me say again PLANT on this earth then?
God clearly created us to rule over nature: Genesis 1:26-27 "And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth. So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them."

But there are smart ways and stupid ways to actually do that.

Let's take trees for example. You can use a tree as shelter for when it rains, you can use a tree to make paper and print Bibles, you can shove a tree up your ass. That you would shove it up your ass does not mean God intended you to use it that way.


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Let's take trees for example. You can use a tree as shelter for when it rains, you can use a tree to make paper and print Bibles, you can shove a tree up your ass. That you would shove it up your ass does not mean God intended you to use it that way.
That reminds me, Brother Cranky -- I've been meaning to get in touch with you regarding Project Habakkuk: I will phone you this coming Wednesday at 7:30pm (your time, of course).


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Default Re: Bible and canabis - 02-08-2010, 03:47 PM

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Okay, I'll take a different approach, why did god put this plant, let me say again PLANT on this earth then?

have you ever heard of hemp rope ? It has been used for a very long time.
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Default Re: Bible and canabis - 03-07-2010, 09:05 PM

Nothing that God has ever made is UN-pure. What God doesn't allow is anything in excess that is why, He dishonors Drunkards repeatedly in the Bible. Everything and Anything in excess is bad..food,water, alcohol, anything! You name it!

I myself have tried Cannabis a couple of time in my life, and the effect you receive from Cannabis is nowhere near as bad as the effect from Alcohol.
There is a reason why God constantly reminds us of the dangers of alcohol rather than the danger of herbs!!!!!!!!!!!


To completely rule out a person and judge them by their use of cannabis is extremely wrong because anyone who has tried it knows its not bad.

But like I previously said anything in excess is bad. In cannabis's state its also illegal so it adds to the dangers.

I recommended not to do it though..
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Default Re: Bible and canabis - 03-07-2010, 09:22 PM

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This one requires your brain to figure it out... Perhaps you damaged your brain too much already with all those drugs you have been taking. The Bible is very clear on not allowing you to use drugs: Deuteronomy 17:2; Ecclesiastes 8:2-5; Matthew 22:21; 23:2-3; Romans 13:1-7; Titus 3:1; 1 Peter 2:13-17; 2 Peter 2:9-11.

I just read Peter 2 and Romans... I saw the message you were trying to send. That marijuana should not be smoked because its against the law and authority from Government is one of God's servants here in the world.

Most governments around the world have marijuana as legal. If it is smoked under a government that allows it, your not breaking any laws and thus not sinning. Is this correct? ( I'm asking not trying, to sound smart).

Also, in the U.S. there is already about 14 states that are legalizing marijuana. Look at New Jersey and California.
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Default Re: Bible and canabis - 03-07-2010, 09:59 PM

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I just read Peter 2 and Romans... I saw the message you were trying to send. That marijuana should not be smoked because its against the law and authority from Government is one of God's servants here in the world.

Most governments around the world have marijuana as legal. If it is smoked under a government that allows it, your not breaking any laws and thus not sinning. Is this correct? ( I'm asking not trying, to sound smart).

Also, in the U.S. there is already about 14 states that are legalizing marijuana. Look at New Jersey and California.
Stop trying to push drugs on God's favorite forum!! These are lies you are telling!


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