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LOL I am in a bit of trouble -
10-15-2010, 10:02 PM
I made breakfast, lunch and dinner today. Phebe is not feeling well at all. I kinda made a mess in the kitchen, and I do not want Phebe to see it at all. So how do your operate this damn dishwasher thingy and will all this fit into it? Or do I just toss it out and buy new dishes?
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Re: LOL I am in a bit of trouble -
10-15-2010, 10:07 PM
You are getting soft James. Just let Phebe clean all this up, sick or not!
And why do you even have a machine for doing the dishes? What is wrong with good old fashioned doing the dishes by hand?
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Re: LOL I am in a bit of trouble -
10-15-2010, 10:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
You are getting soft James. Just let Phebe clean all this up, sick or not!
And why do you even have a machine for doing the dishes? What is wrong with good old fashioned doing the dishes by hand?
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I know Cranky, but she is really sick. This morning she was making my Friday breakfast, sausage gravy and biscuits.The smell of the frying sausage made her upchuck right on a brand new pair of my dress shoes.I put her in bed. Tomorrow we are off to the Mayo-clinic.
As for the dishwasher thing my ex wife had it put in. I figure I might as well use it. Do you know how the damn thing works? Is your wife busy?
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Re: LOL I am in a bit of trouble -
10-15-2010, 10:17 PM
Never fear mister James, dish washers are easy.
Rinse off all the dishes (make sure there's nothing huge or sticky on them) then put them in the racks.
Press "regular wash" then press "start" and close it and it will do everything on it's own.
I personally prefer to hand wash dishes because that way you can make sure they're perfectly clean but we have a dishwasher because my ma is lazy...
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Re: LOL I am in a bit of trouble -
10-15-2010, 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by James Dewitt
I made breakfast, lunch and dinner today. Phebe is not feeling well at all. I kinda made a mess in the kitchen, and I do not want Phebe to see it at all. So how do your operate this damn dishwasher thingy and will all this fit into it? Or do I just toss it out and buy new dishes?
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Where are your staff?
Don't you even have anyone on a retainer?
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Re: LOL I am in a bit of trouble -
10-15-2010, 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Annie1
Never fear mister James, dish washers are easy.
Rinse off all the dishes (make sure there's nothing huge or sticky on them) then put them in the racks.
Press "regular wash" then press "start" and close it and it will do everything on it's own.
I personally prefer to hand wash dishes because that way you can make sure they're perfectly clean but we have a dishwasher because my ma is lazy...
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OK why do you rinse the dirty dishes to put them in a dishwasher to wash them?
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Re: LOL I am in a bit of trouble -
10-15-2010, 10:23 PM
You have to rinse them first to get off any big chunks because if you don't then the chunks will come off in the dish washer and clog it all up. It's silly... dish washers are really good for making things like baby bottles sanitary because the water they use is really really really hot but like I said I prefer to just hand wash things.
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Re: LOL I am in a bit of trouble -
10-15-2010, 10:25 PM
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Where are your staff?
Don't you even have anyone on a retainer?
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Phebe ran off my maid, Rosa works for Sister BIG. All I have is my nigra Lamar and he does not do kitchen work. Phebe has a fit if he comes in the kitchen. Lamar cleans cars, pools, and the gutters.
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Re: LOL I am in a bit of trouble -
10-15-2010, 10:25 PM
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Originally Posted by James Dewitt
I know Cranky, but she is really sick. This morning she was making my Friday breakfast, sausage gravy and biscuits.The smell of the frying sausage made her upchuck right on a brand new pair of my dress shoes.I put her in bed. Tomorrow we are off to the Mayo-clinic.
As for the dishwasher thing my ex wife had it put in. I figure I might as well use it. Do you know how the damn thing works? Is your wife busy?
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If you can keep Phebe away, I'll send Rosa over for the day. I don't know what exactly Phebe said to her, but Rosa said she will gladly work for you as long as "that new woman doesn't tell me how to do my job".
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Re: LOL I am in a bit of trouble -
10-15-2010, 10:25 PM
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Originally Posted by James Dewitt
I know Cranky, but she is really sick. This morning she was making my Friday breakfast, sausage gravy and biscuits.The smell of the frying sausage made her upchuck right on a brand new pair of my dress shoes.
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Hm, that is suspicious. Did you two have sex recently? Perhaps she is pregnant.
She is on her way to you to help out.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: LOL I am in a bit of trouble -
10-15-2010, 10:39 PM
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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod
If you can keep Phebe away, I'll send Rosa over for the day. I don't know what exactly Phebe said to her, but Rosa said she will gladly work for you as long as "that new woman doesn't tell me how to do my job".
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Thank you Liz, Phebe is sleeping, so Rosa is safe. Phebe just likes to clean house her way. Last weekend she scrubbed the bathrooms so hard I had to have a guy come in and re grout some of the tile floors.
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Hm, that is suspicious. Did you two have sex recently? Perhaps she is pregnant.
She is on her way to you to help out.
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Cranky I have not done that for a few weeks, I brought it up to Phebe the other night, I am glad I don't understand Australian , I think she used some bad words. Tell your wife she can stay home, Sister BIG sent Rosa over.
I still don't get the whole wash the dishes before you put them into the dishwasher . That's just plain stupid, I paid like two grand for the thing.
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Re: LOL I am in a bit of trouble -
10-15-2010, 10:48 PM
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Originally Posted by James Dewitt
Tell your wife she can stay home
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Just send her back as soon as she arrives, she can use a good walk.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: LOL I am in a bit of trouble -
10-15-2010, 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
Just send her back as soon as she arrives, she can use a good walk.
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On second thought does she know how to use these? Damn things are like a stereo. Buttons, buttons, and more buttons, all to wash and dry clothes!
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Re: LOL I am in a bit of trouble -
10-15-2010, 11:04 PM
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Originally Posted by James Dewitt
I still don't get the whole wash the dishes before you put them into the dishwasher . That's just plain stupid, I paid like two grand for the thing.
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You don't really have to Brother. I run my water heater at 211 degrees. You can throw any filthy crusted dish in our washer and it comes out as clean as if it was run through an autoclave.
But caution is warranted in bathing.
Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Re: LOL I am in a bit of trouble -
10-15-2010, 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Harold Porter
You don't really have to Brother. I run my water heater at 211 degrees. You can throw any filthy crusted dish in our washer and it comes out as clean as if it was run through an autoclave.
But caution is warranted in bathing.
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I knew it, that was just dumb wash the dishes before you wash them.
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Re: LOL I am in a bit of trouble -
10-15-2010, 11:16 PM
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Originally Posted by James Dewitt
On second thought does she know how to use these? Damn things are like a stereo. Buttons, buttons, and more buttons, all to wash and dry clothes!
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Just relax and let Rosa do her thing. As I said though, just make sure that she doesn't run into Phebe, I don't know what happened between those two, but sheesh! I mentioned her going over there and she lapsed into a rant I couldn't understand.
As for washing your dishes before you wash the dishes, it actually depends on how good of a dishwasher you have. Mine has a built in garburator, so no big deal.
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Re: LOL I am in a bit of trouble -
10-15-2010, 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod
Just relax and let Rosa do her thing. As I said though, just make sure that she doesn't run into Phebe, I don't know what happened between those two, but sheesh! I mentioned her going over there and she lapsed into a rant I couldn't understand.
As for washing your dishes before you wash the dishes, it actually depends on how good of a dishwasher you have. Mine has a built in garburator, so no big deal.
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I just let her in, Phebe is awake I heard her in the shower. This is not good.
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Re: LOL I am in a bit of trouble -
10-16-2010, 02:22 AM
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Originally Posted by James Dewitt
I made breakfast, lunch and dinner today. Phebe is not feeling well at all. I kinda made a mess in the kitchen, and I do not want Phebe to see it at all. So how do your operate this damn dishwasher thingy and will all this fit into it? Or do I just toss it out and buy new dishes?
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Brother, isn't Widow Helen still staying with you?
Surely she could fix everything right up. Or is she running herself ragged trying to save homosexuals?
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Originally Posted by James Dewitt
Thank you Liz, Phebe is sleeping, so Rosa is safe. Phebe just likes to clean house her way. Last weekend she scrubbed the bathrooms so hard I had to have a guy come in and re grout some of the tile floors.
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Brother, I hesitate to ask . . . is there any way possible?
No, not Phebe.
She couldn't be experimenting with . . . Um, does she have a new friend named "Tina" or "Crystal"?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Re: LOL I am in a bit of trouble -
10-16-2010, 08:12 AM
Hmmmph
Yes I could tell Rosa had been here. I will have to rewash all the flatware, there are creases in all the "allegedly" ironed clothes.
I just want to know why my husband wanted this kept secret from me..
Not happy.
Phebe.
There's Jesus here,
Just see what He offers me....
Down here my sins forgiven,
Up there a home in heaven
Praise God, That's the way for me!!
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Re: LOL I am in a bit of trouble -
10-16-2010, 08:32 AM
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Originally Posted by James Dewitt
On second thought does she know how to use these? Damn things are like a stereo. Buttons, buttons, and more buttons, all to wash and dry clothes!
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Any idea when you are going to send her back? There is some work for her here as well.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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