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Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome -
10-04-2006, 07:21 PM
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Brother, I hate to disagree, but I am an elder of the Church and I know everything. The french may make a lot of sickening wine sauces to pour over crepes, but the thing they are REALLY good at is surrendering.
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As Youth Pastor Marty once said...
(i'm paraphrasing)
The French make excellent antique guns, never fired and only dropped once.
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Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome -
10-04-2006, 07:23 PM
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Did you earlier claim to be brittish, and then you insult FRENCH COOKING?
The audacity.
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And when exactly, if I may ask, did I claim to be British(one "t" is sufficient)?
Knowing Britain is not a catholic country doesn't make you British.
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Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome -
10-04-2006, 07:38 PM
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And when exactly, if I may ask, did I claim to be British(one "t" is sufficient)?
Knowing Britain is not a catholic country doesn't make you British.
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British, Irish, whatever. You are still a hellbound sodomite.
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Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome -
10-04-2006, 07:39 PM
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British, Irish, whatever. You are still a hellbound sodomite.
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Irish, on the other hand, are Catholics. But I'm not Irish nor a sodomite.
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10-04-2006, 07:42 PM
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Irish, on the other hand, are Catholics. But I'm not Irish nor a sodomite.
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Then are you a Christian friend? By definition all non Christians are sodomites.
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Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome -
10-04-2006, 07:43 PM
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Then are you a Christian friend? By definition all non Christians are sodomites.
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In which definition would that be?
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10-04-2006, 08:21 PM
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In which definition would that be?
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The Bible friend. Were else does THE TRUTH™ reside?
Witness with me Friend
Romans 1:27-28
27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient.
PRAISE!
That was Jesus speaking to you friend threw His favorite meat puppet Paul.
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Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome -
10-05-2006, 12:31 AM
Keeping slaves is retarded. America banned that a while ago.
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10-05-2006, 12:32 AM
Is that what you think of yourselves, puppets? HAHAHA
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10-05-2006, 09:24 PM
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Brother, I urge you to take care, lest you fall into SATAN's clutches. Be very suspicious of any "sauces" this Frenchdemon serves you.
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So I have, Brother.
Reading all you brothers Godly advice, and realising how foolish I have been, I have taken pre-emptive action..
He's now locked in the basement until I can find a potential buyer.
And If I can't find one, oh well..
I know a man with a crocodile farm who's always looking for more fodder employees.
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Keeping slaves is retarded. America banned that a while ago.
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Only offically, dear Icky.. Because we were forced to do so by ungodly lieberals..
But many Americans have slaves anyway, as they refuse to throw the LORD's good commandments aside.
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Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome -
11-15-2006, 02:40 AM
Of course I know about raising a child. You men only like to shake it around. Thats the thing you'll never experience, the love you can have for your child. In women, that love is so strong, you are willing to die for your child to save them if danger strikes, I raised little Ivy for three years since mom wasn't around, and now shes a sweet young girl.
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Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome -
11-15-2006, 04:07 AM
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Of course I know about raising a child. You men only like to shake it around. Thats the thing you'll never experience, the love you can have for your child. In women, that love is so strong, you are willing to die for your child to save them if danger strikes, I raised little Ivy for three years since mom wasn't around, and now shes a sweet young girl.
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So your mother went to prison too? Did she drive the getaway car while your daddy robbed banks?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome -
11-15-2006, 11:03 PM
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Of course I know about raising a child. You men only like to shake it around. Thats the thing you'll never experience, the love you can have for your child. In women, that love is so strong, you are willing to die for your child to save them if danger strikes, I raised little Ivy for three years since mom wasn't around, and now shes a sweet young girl.
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Did your mother really name a child after Poison Ivy Rorschach? The mind boggles.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome -
11-16-2006, 05:38 PM
No, Ivy is a plant. Kestell is a bird. Avian means flight. Get it straight.
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Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome -
11-16-2006, 08:43 PM
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No, Ivy is a plant. Kestell is a bird. Avian means flight. Get it straight.
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Don't you children have REAL names like Britney or Mary or Jane or Sandra?
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Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome -
11-19-2006, 05:13 AM
Is there such thing as a normal name? A popluar name maybe but not a normal one.
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Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome -
11-19-2006, 12:57 PM
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Is there such thing as a normal name? A popluar name maybe but not a normal one.
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Normal names are chosen from the Holy Bible. Only Godless scum name their children after objects or communist countries or demons. In your case its even worse, because your parents named you something that couldn't even be considered to be a proper word, much less a human name.
You never did tell us what your parents are in prison for.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome -
11-23-2006, 02:40 AM
For the last time, my parents are not in prison. My dad is gone, and Adestrea comes here frequently.
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Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome -
11-23-2006, 02:49 AM
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For the last time, my parents are not in prison. My dad is gone, and Adestrea comes here frequently.
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So your mother is a homosexual then? Is that why she was in prison?
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Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome -
11-23-2006, 03:12 AM
What? My dad is gone, and my mom comes here to make sure I'm ok, how is that homosexual? You confuse me.
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