How many dirty hippies will die at Burning Man this year?

[Faith_Machine]

I know we're not really supposed to gamble, but I'm thinking about putting together a little office betting pool regarding this.

I have a hunch God is going to allow a lot more accidental deaths to happen at the event this year, perhaps more than ever before.

God hates sex and drug parties.

[Dana723]

Re: How many dirty hippies will die at Burning Man this year?

I've never heard of this Burning Man, but if they are burning hippies, they best be careful as hippies are known marijoowanna users and they may get high themselves.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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I know we're not really supposed to gamble, but I'm thinking about putting together a little office betting pool regarding this.
I have a hunch God is going to allow a lot more accidental deaths to happen at the event this year, perhaps more than ever before.
God hates sex and drug parties.

That is good insight into God's thinking, Brother Faith. It would not surprise me to see a lot of dead hippies.

It seems to me God has made his displeasure known. Hippies have been given a warning to stop sinning or there will be consequences. But, of course, they will blame someone else for the deaths. They will say legalizing drugs would be safer.

Thanks to God and good Christian politicians drugs are still illegal.

[James Hutchins]

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All of them I hope.

Years back, I was driving through the area in my truck. I hit a few coyotes (I had to swerve to nail them all) and tore a brake line.Well, no service trucks would come out to help me because of all the hippies.
I was forced to stay there, the drugs everywhere. Young girls walking about naked and performing all sorts of perverted S-E-X acts on anyone who said 'Hello'. Young, muscular men dressed in leather, sweating in the hot sun, coated in indescribable bodily excretions, huffing poppers and spraying babies from their genitalia.

I went back ever year since to see if the authorities had cleaned the mess up. Nope, just as disturbing and unChristian as ever.

[Nobar King]

Re: How many dirty hippies will die at Burning Man this year?

I pick 5.

[Faith_Machine]

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DEATHS AT BURNING MAN


A rarely talked about aspect of Burning Man, one that perhaps the promoters deliberately keep under wraps, is the amount of deaths that occur every year at the festival. It’s not particularly surprising, after all accidents happen when you have some 70,000 people gathering in the middle of the desert, far away from the sterilised walls of a hospital emergency room. The gigantic sculptures that the festival is famous for, with the heavy machinery required to build them, provide ample opportunity for injury.

Accidents

Drug related fatalities are actually fairly uncommon, it seems like most burners realise that wandering into the desert with a head full of LSD to have spiritual experience might not be as good of an idea as it sounds, and take necessary precautions. The leading cause of death is actually banal traffic accidents, people getting run over, or crashing their cars. It was precisely for this reason, after a campervan fatally ran over several people sleeping in a tent at night, that the organisers of Burning Man decided to ban the use of cars at night. Sadly, accidents still happen; the case of Katherine Lampman is typical, who died in 2003 after falling off a moving car. A particularly spectacular incident involved a plane taking off from the airport in Burning Man (yes there is an airport in Burning Man). The plane stalled as it was leaving, crashing back into the runway. One person died out of the four people that were injured.

Murders

The more morbid fatalities in Burning Man, although not common, involve suicide and murder. One man was reportedly left hanging in his tent for days before people realised it was not a piece of installation art. Another man was arrested for murder after boasting about killing someone in their campervan.

Just a little info on the myriad ways God can smite a person at Burning Man.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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One man was reportedly left hanging in his tent for days before people realised it was not a piece of installation art.

I didn't realize it was some sort of comedy festival as well.

[Faith_Machine]

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It turns out these Burning Man people are so fragile that when the employees are asked to do actual work, they kill themselves!

[John Creeser]

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I'm kind of surprised the snowflakes call it "Burning Man". Should it not be called "Burning Person"?

As for whom shall perish at these debaucherously homoerotic events.....

Let God Burn Them all

[Brother Gonzalez]

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I'm kind of surprised the snowflakes call it "Burning Man". Should it not be called "Burning Person"?

As for whom shall perish at these debaucherously homoerotic events.....

Let God Burn Them all

No no no, when it comes to burning people, lieberals always have fantasies about burning white heterosexual men. The cornerstone of our civilization. They know it, they attack it.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: How many dirty hippies will die at Burning Man this year?

The hippies have always been on a quest for their "freedom" from God's Laws. The most famous was Woodstock where there was open fornication, drugs, and Satanic rock music. God sent torrential rains that reduced them to groveling in mud and squalor.

This "Burning Man", held in the desert with little chance of rain, is the latest attempt by the hippies to escape God's punishment and mock Jesus (Matthew 4:1-11). Hoping to be tempted by Satan with fornication, drugs, and Satanic music, they will all eventually be punished.