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Default AHHH! Liberals Will Stop at NOTHING! - 07-03-2018, 09:01 PM

To undermine Trump's Godly mandate!

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that equates Jesus with a bunch of spickity-not-so-span illegals who dare to name themselves Jesus.

Worse, the church doing this calls themselves "Christian."


When will people learn that Jesus commands us to obey the law? Jeff Sessions spelled that out so perfectly by quoting Romans 13. That means when your king or president says something is illegal it's bad and you obey him. When he says something is okay, it's good and you obey him.

Our Founding Fathers knew this. That's why God is mentioned in the Declaration of Independence. If you don't accept this, than you cannot be a .

In fact, the people who come here illegally cannot ever be truly American because they disobey our laws just by being here.

BTW, Jesus doesn't belong in jail because He never broke any laws. In fact, He came to fulfil them.

Matthew 5:17
Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.


His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

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Default Re: AHHH! Liberals Will Stop at NOTHING! - 07-04-2018, 12:32 AM

Typical false church spreading fake scripture - and they will not go unpunished.

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A false witness shall not be unpunished, and he that speaketh lies shall perish.

- Proverbs 19:9
I'm sure that if there were any Trump hotels in Bethlehem at the time, The Donald would have comped them a room. I'm also certain that Jesus, Mary, and Joseph will always be welcome as guests of the Trump's at Mar-a-Lago.

The commies and socialists are once again spreading lies and blasphemy for their malicious ends.

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Mary and Joseph homeless? A myth pushed by open borders fans
Gerald Holland, Op-Ed Contributor

The trite rhetoric that Jesus's human parents were poor, homeless migrants is unabridged fiction not worthy of repetition.

Joseph, husband of Mary, was a skilled tradesman, a carpenter, in the small city of Nazareth. That was their home. They trekked to Bethlehem because Big Government (Rome) ordered them to go there to pay Rome's taxes and report their residence and other personal information (the census) to Rome.

When they arrived at Bethlehem, all the inns were full of people who had gone there to comply with the government's edict. Joseph could afford a "hotel" room, but none were vacant. They were able to rent lodging in a stable, and Jesus was born in the stable. The stable might have been safer and more private than the inns. In those times inns were known for communal beds and for robbery and assault.

While Jesus was an infant, Joseph was warned by God about the baby-killing government of Judea. He responded to God's message and took his family to Egypt. A few rich men had made generous private donations in honor of Baby Jesus so Joseph was able to get transportation and supplies for the journey and a safer lodging They escaped from the baby-killing ruler of Rome's Judaean territory, and legally took residence in Rome's Egyptian province where the government had a policy of allowing babies to live.

When word came that the baby-killing governor of Judea had died, Mary and Joseph brought Jesus back to their home in Nazareth. There were no illegal border crossings at any time. Throughout their multi-year round trip the Holy Family obeyed the religious and secular laws. At no time were they wandering, homeless, begging lawbreakers.

The fact that Jesus grew up in his family's hometown, Nazareth, further destroys the homeless and migrant Holy Family fable. Nazareth obviously was his home for about 25 years until he began his ministry at the age of 30. According to the most reliable source, the Holy Bible, his parents and Jesus went with their relatives and friends from Nazareth to Jerusalem every year to celebrate Passover.

This final truth gives the final lie to the regularly spun tale that Mary and Joseph were poor, homeless migrants just desperately searching for a place to lay their weary heads.

Taken as a whole, the history of the Messiah's coming shows that his family were ordinary good citizens in their community. Joseph was a skilled worker. Mary looked after their home and children. They were deeply religious.

Most of the fable-peddling is done by people who want America to have uncontrolled open borders immigration so that America will be reshaped into a completely different country. If they want sell their political program on its merits, they should try do so by telling the truth and leave Jesus out of it.

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Default Re: AHHH! Liberals Will Stop at NOTHING! - 07-04-2018, 02:32 AM

Jesus was the world's messiah at the moment he was born. That was in a manger. Where do liberals come up with this ridiculous stuff??


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: AHHH! Liberals Will Stop at NOTHING! - 07-07-2018, 02:16 PM

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Typical false church spreading fake scripture - and they will not go unpunished.

I'm sure that if there were any Trump hotels in Bethlehem at the time, The Donald would have comped them a room. I'm also certain that Jesus, Mary, and Joseph will always be welcome as guests of the Trump's at Mar-a-Lago.

The commies and socialists are once again spreading lies and blasphemy for their malicious ends.

We'll never know for sure, but I doubt that Jesus would compromise his free market ideals and accept a freebie at Donald's hotel. Likewise, if Donald's strong principles don't allow him to donate use of his hotel to his son's charity for sick children, he wouldn't give a dime towards the birth of the Son of God. I also sincerely doubt that Jesus (or any serious Christian) would let himself be born in debt. Maybe, maybe if Jesus and his 12 closest male friends came to play golf at a Trump resort, then they could negotiate a 13-for-12 deal on golf cart rental.
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Default Re: AHHH! Liberals Will Stop at NOTHING! - 07-13-2018, 02:27 PM

I thought it was to stop them being stolen.
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