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View Poll Results: What's the WORST False Religion?
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Mary worshipping Cathylics
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1,661 |
6.51% |
Penny Pinching Bagel Meisters (who killed Jesus)
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2,544 |
9.97% |
Babbling Boodists and Hindoos
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871 |
3.42% |
Non-Baptist Christians of liberal persuasion
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1,577 |
6.18% |
Wiccas, Goths, Vampires, and other Devil Worshippers
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5,204 |
20.40% |
Moon-worshipping terrorist Mooselimbs
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2,852 |
11.18% |
Kill 'em all. The Lord knows His own.
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4,556 |
17.86% |
Harekrishnas and/or Jehosafats
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1,205 |
4.72% |
Self Proclaimed Psychologists
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263 |
1.03% |
Peak Oil / Emo Economics
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238 |
0.93% |
Obamaism (He ain't my Messiah)
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1,776 |
6.96% |
Spaghetti-worshiping fools
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1,919 |
7.52% |
Xenu Freak, couch jumping, Scientologists.
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830 |
3.25% |
Magic-undie-wearing LSD cultists
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9 |
0.04% |
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
03-06-2007, 01:36 AM
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Originally Posted by OnYourKnees
Clearly, you're looking for us to give you some song-and-dance about how Christianity is as convenient and fun as dancing about naked in the woods, fornicating with Satan, and eating fire-roasted babies.
Well, sorry, it's not. God wrote a book, and we follow it.
Anyone who doesn't follow the book gets to spend eternity in the Lake of Fire.
It's a pretty simple decision, actually. Stop eating babies and come to Jesus and get to have an eternity of service to God in Heaven, or continue on your current path, and spend eternity in the fires of Hell.
God makes it crystal clear in the Bible that those who do not come to Him, whether through choice or ignorance, ALL get to go to Hell. It doesn't matter if you were Mother Teresa or Hitler (both Catholics), you still go to Hell unless you are a True Christian.
Any other questions?
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Prove there is a HELL. Prove there is a God and don't sell me that "The Earth proves there is a God" crap. Earth doesn't prove a thing other than a home for humans oh and you people.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
03-06-2007, 01:39 AM
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Originally Posted by WiccanCouple6
Prove there is a HELL. Prove there is a God and don't sell me that "The Earth proves there is a God" profanity removed. Earth doesn't prove a thing other than a home for humans oh and you people.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
03-06-2007, 01:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria
"Prove to me computer monitors exist, and don't give me that 'there's one right in front of my face' nonsense!"
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Thank you for proving how STUPID you really are. If you were so "godly" you wouldn't have answered like that. Got'cha HEATHEN.
Everyone knows that Computer monitors exsist You can see them, touch them, ETC. No ONE can PROVE that hell or your "sky daddy" exsist because you can't touch him, see him or talk to him. You lose.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
03-06-2007, 01:51 AM
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Originally Posted by WiccanCouple6
Thank you for proving how STUPID you really are. If you were so "godly" you wouldn't have answered like that. Got'cha HEATHEN.
Everyone knows that Computer monitors exsist You can see them, touch them, ETC. No ONE can PROVE that hell or your "sky daddy" exsist because you can't touch him, see him or talk to him. You lose.
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So your idea of proof is just to say "everyone knows"?
The "proof" that God exists is everywhere around you. If there was no God, there would be no you.
You cannot see because you are a fool, as the Bible says.
It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise, than for a man to hear the song of fools. For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool: this also is vanity.
Ecclesiastes 7:5-6
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
03-06-2007, 01:52 AM
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Originally Posted by WiccanCouple6
Thank you for proving how STUPID you really are. If you were so "godly" you wouldn't have answered like that. Got'cha HEATHEN.
Everyone knows that Computer monitors exsist You can see them, touch them, ETC. No ONE can PROVE that hell or your "sky daddy" exsist because you can't touch him, see him or talk to him. You lose.
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Oh no! I lose! Whatever will I do?
I guess I'll have to stop talking to Jesus (praying). I guess I'll have to close my eyes so the wonders of His creation stop lying to me. And I guess that it must be cardiac arrhythmia instead of God touching my heart.
Got'cha, witch! God is real, and so far everything He has said will happen, has! Does your witchcraft have the same record of perfect prophecy that the Bible has? No. Does your witchcraft explain how Jesus rose from the dead three days after His crucifixion? No.
One think you'll notice is that we don't ask you to prove that your "goddess" exists. We know that "she" does, and is in fact a "he". Satan. Can you prove otherwise?
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
03-06-2007, 01:55 AM
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Well, sorry, it's not. God wrote a book, and we follow it.
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Well James Paterson wrote some books and I won't praise him.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
03-06-2007, 02:06 AM
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Originally Posted by WiccanCouple6
Prove there is a HELL. Prove there is a God and don't sell me that "The Earth proves there is a God" crap. Earth doesn't prove a thing other than a home for humans oh and you people.
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You're a Wiccan, right?
You follow a religion created in the 1950s.
Prove to me that whatever false gods you worship exist.
Oh, that's right. You pray to "the Goddess".
Prove to me that your "Sky Mommy" exists.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
03-06-2007, 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted by WiccanCouple6
Thank you for proving how STUPID you really are. If you were so "godly" you wouldn't have answered like that. Got'cha HEATHEN.
Everyone knows that Computer monitors exsist You can see them, touch them, ETC. No ONE can PROVE that hell or your "sky daddy" exsist because you can't touch him, see him or talk to him. You lose.
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God is proven to us amongst other ways through His creations. We walk upon His Earth, eat the food He supplied for us, and so on.
You believe scientists when they say there are trace amounts of this or that molecule or vitamin in food, while they're not directly visible either.
Sometimes those non-believers can be so hypocrite.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
03-12-2007, 10:30 PM
I voted for the 'Kill them all. The Lord knows His own' option... It's quite simple actually. Let the judging up to who's best at it, that being the Lord. All we have to do is deliver them, the people, before Him.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
03-13-2007, 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
So your idea of proof is just to say "everyone knows"?
The "proof" that God exists is everywhere around you. If there was no God, there would be no you.
You cannot see because you are a fool, as the Bible says.
It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise, than for a man to hear the song of fools. For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool: this also is vanity.
Ecclesiastes 7:5-6
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Really, God made me huh? Well, for lands sakes, I better inform my Mother she's going after the wrong person for all that back child support she's owed, My Dad doesn't owe her the Sky daddy that made does, Thanks I'm glad you saved her from a HUGE mistake. I'll call her right now, BWAHHHHHHHHHHHH.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
03-13-2007, 09:55 PM
Were you born out of wedlock? If so, do please come over to that thread with shert in it, so we can prove to him that God chooses in advance to make bastards worthless and sinful, it'd be ever so helpful. Either way, the random drunk who impregnated your mother doesn't owe her, he owns her. Big difference.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
03-13-2007, 10:04 PM
But you go to church and teach your children the Bible, or so you say.
I guess you must believe in that "sky daddy" after all. Or is it the Wiccan "cave mommy" you prefer?
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
03-14-2007, 12:07 AM
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Were you born out of wedlock? If so, do please come over to that thread with shert in it, so we can prove to him that God chooses in advance to make bastards worthless and sinful, it'd be ever so helpful. Either way, the random drunk who impregnated your mother doesn't owe her, he owns her. Big difference.
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Remember that time I edited your post?
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
03-14-2007, 11:58 PM
Why do you want to kill all the people who believe differently? What happened to wanting to prove to them the love of Christ and what God wants of them? I thought that as Christians, we were called to bring people to God and help them to get saved. I'm rather confused here.
Also, might I also question the reason that you think Landover is God's favorite church? I'm new around here and therefore do not know as much about this kind of thing, so I'd appreciate it if you could give me some Bible verses specific to Landover that show me where God said Landover was His favorite. I'm just curious, you see, and I'd like to understand.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
03-15-2007, 12:18 AM
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so I'd appreciate it if you could give me some Bible verses specific to Landover that show me where God said Landover was His favorite.
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If you want direct quotes about killing God's enemies to gain His favor that's no problem. But how in hell do you expect us to provide direct quotes from the Bible when Landover wasn't established until 1612? Can you provide a direct quote from the Bible where Jesus says darkies are lazy? Does that make it any less true?
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03-15-2007, 12:25 AM
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Why do you want to kill all the people who believe differently? What happened to wanting to prove to them the love of Christ and what God wants of them? I thought that as Christians, we were called to bring people to God and help them to get saved. I'm rather confused here.
Also, might I also question the reason that you think Landover is God's favorite church? I'm new around here and therefore do not know as much about this kind of thing, so I'd appreciate it if you could give me some Bible verses specific to Landover that show me where God said Landover was His favorite. I'm just curious, you see, and I'd like to understand.
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Friend, if you want to understand Landover Baptist church more throughly, then you need to actually read through all of these threads. Don't be lazy.
De-railing this one is not the path to Salvation©. Don't insert your flippant comments when the topic is quite different.
Our beliefs can be read HERE.
We follow the Holy KJV1611 Bible literally. We do not apologize for Jesus, we worship Him for His temporary sacrifice for your sins and mine.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
03-15-2007, 12:31 AM
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I asked a question and didn't get a good answer.
Let me try ONE more time WHY SHOULD I CONVERT FROM MY WICCAN SOUL AND BECOME "SAVED" AT LANDOVER BAPTIST? Maybe I'll get a GOOD answer this time, but I won't hold my breath, I'm trying to be openminded here, but you all aren't helping change my mind, at all.
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They want you to convert because they want your mon...er....they believe that your tithes will be a blessing to the church and they believe it will get you soul-saved.
And, I believe Pastor Al needs a new jet, to.....er.....save more souls, so they would really like your mon.....er......blessing of tithes.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
03-15-2007, 12:37 AM
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Friend, if you want to understand Landover Baptist church more throughly, then you need to actually read through all of these threads. Don't be lazy.
De-railing this one is not the path to Salvation©. Don't insert your flippant comments when the topic is quite different.
Our beliefs can be read HERE.
We follow the Holy KJV1611 Bible literally. We do not apologize for Jesus, we worship Him for His temporary sacrifice for your sins and mine.
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I did read though all of this thread, and I am not trying to derail it. I was merely curious about some of the things said within. Nor do I believe that derailing this thread will bring salvation. Those were also not flippant comments... they were legitimate questions. I have read the page you referred me to before, but I suppose I'll go through all the little links just to be sure I can find Scriptural reference to what I asked.
I do not think I was off-topic. If I question things said within a post, does that make it off-topic? Or are you simply referring to the fact that I was not adding my two-bits about the worst religion, since that was the subject of the poll?
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03-15-2007, 12:41 AM
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If you want direct quotes about killing God's enemies to gain His favor that's no problem. But how in hell do you expect us to provide direct quotes from the Bible when Landover wasn't established until 1612? Can you provide a direct quote from the Bible where Jesus says darkies are lazy? Does that make it any less true?
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I suppose you are quite ignorant then. It makes sense considering the quality of your writing and the words you use.
I'd expect you to have a reason for saying Landover is God's favorite church, not just empty claims. And since you are so sure that you have interpreted the Bible correctly, I'd also assume that you know for a fact, because it was in the Bible, that Landover was God's favorite. Obviously you can't prove that fact; nor can you, in fact, prove that "darkies" (a word that is quite rude and unintelligent) are lazy.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
03-15-2007, 12:54 AM
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I suppose you are quite ignorant then. It makes sense considering the quality of your writing and the words you use.
I'd expect you to have a reason for saying Landover is God's favorite church, not just empty claims. And since you are so sure that you have interpreted the Bible correctly, I'd also assume that you know for a fact, because it was in the Bible, that Landover was God's favorite. Obviously you can't prove that fact; nor can you, in fact, prove that "darkies" (a word that is quite rude and unintelligent) are lazy.
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Are you familiar with the basic principles of logic? In the Bible, God lays down commandments we are to follow if we wish to gain His favour. Landover follows all these commandments. No other Church we are aware of does this. I believe you can fill in the gaps yourself.
As for the killing of unbelievers, how about this?
2 Chronicles 15:12 And they entered into a covenant to seek the LORD God of their fathers with all their heart and with all their soul;
13 That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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