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03-05-2014, 06:54 PM
Not sure if yall are funny or just realy stupid lol i got a laugh out of it tho so thank you lol ron jeremy 2016 funny as shit
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
03-05-2014, 06:57 PM
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Not sure if yall are funny or just realy stupid lol i got a laugh out of it tho so thank you lol ron jeremy 2016 funny as shit
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Son, It is one this to be retarded like you are. It is entirely a different matter to advertise it over the internet. People are going to see your moronic comment for years to come and they will all point at you.
Your parents must be terribly disappointed. I know God is.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
03-05-2014, 07:14 PM
Ha dude you are killing me this is hilarious my parents are not very proud of me for what ive done GREATER LOVE HATH NO MAN THAN THIS, THAT A MAN LAY DOWN HIS LIFE FOR HIS FRIENDS John 15:13 i will lay down my life for complete strangers i have brought ppl back from the brink of death restarted peoples heart held pressure on someone that was in a wreck and was bleeding out what exactly have you done with your life there bud preach hate lol you are nothing how bout u try to preach love and kindness and acceptance and to call me retarted i love it have you looked at yourself have a good day
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
03-05-2014, 07:23 PM
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Ha dude you are killing me this is hilarious my parents are not very proud of me for what ive done GREATER LOVE HATH NO MAN THAN THIS, THAT A MAN LAY DOWN HIS LIFE FOR HIS FRIENDS John 15:13 i will lay down my life for complete strangers i have brought ppl back from the brink of death restarted peoples heart held pressure on someone that was in a wreck and was bleeding out what exactly have you done with your life there bud preach hate lol you are nothing how bout u try to preach love and kindness and acceptance and to call me retarted i love it have you looked at yourself have a good day
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Son, I know you have a limited understanding. It is Ok. We see people like you all the time. It probably is not your fault. Often, the parents or grandparents have made horrible choices in life and God, in His benevolent and all understanding manner, inflicts the punishment on the children. You see, innocent children, born with sin are sometimes negated the opportunity to be washed in His Blood as punishment for the sins of its' elders.
So stop all your hate and ill-informed judgment on others. Only those ordained by Jesus may do so.
We are commissioned to judge others
Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.
Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.
Proverbs 31:9 Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy.
John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.
1st Corinthians 5:12 For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within?
1st Corinthians 5:13 But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.
1st Corinthians 6:1 Dare any of you, having a matter against another, go to law before the unjust, and not before the saints?
1st Corinthians 6:2 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters?
1st Corinthians 6:3 Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?.
1st Corinthians 6:4 If then ye have judgments of things pertaining to this life, set them to judge who are least esteemed in the church.
1st Corinthians 6:5 I speak to your shame. Is it so, that there is not a wise man among you? no, not one that shall be able to judge between his brethren?
1st Corinthians 6:6 But brother goeth to law with brother, and that before the unbelievers.
( Notice in particular 6:5 where Paul urges us to Judge fellow "brethren" rather than leaving it up to civil authorities.)
2nd Timothy 4:1 I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom;
2nd Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine.
2nd Timothy 4:3 For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
2nd Timothy 4:4 And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.
2nd Timothy 4:5 But watch thou in all things, endure afflictions, do the work of an evangelist, make full proof of thy ministry.
We may judge but nobody may judge us
1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
03-05-2014, 08:56 PM
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Ha dude you are killing me this is hilarious my parents are not very proud of me for what ive done GREATER LOVE HATH NO MAN THAN THIS, THAT A MAN LAY DOWN HIS LIFE FOR HIS FRIENDS John 15:13 i will lay down my life for complete strangers i have brought ppl back from the brink of death restarted peoples heart held pressure on someone that was in a wreck and was bleeding out what exactly have you done with your life there bud preach hate lol you are nothing how bout u try to preach love and kindness and acceptance and to call me retarted i love it have you looked at yourself have a good day
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What have you really done? You have restarted a heart. You have stopped someone from bleeding out. What's the point? They're still going to Hell. I that really the best you can do? Just lengthening their suffering on earth, while they wait the eternal suffering they deserve. Instead of wasting your time you should do something useful.
What I do with my life is far more useful, I do what Jesus would do. Just today while walking from the car to work I encountered a beggar: ugly, dirty, old clothes, you know, pretty much the usual signs of the AIDS. And I did exactly what Jesus would have done, He said to the sick and the poor to " go, and sin no more", and that's exactly what I did. I told him to reject his sinful life and accept Jesus. If he follows my advice he will get better. He will get rich. And he will go to Heaven.
Tell me, what have you ever done that can compare to what I do to help people?
Leviticus 26:15-16
And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
03-06-2014, 10:24 AM
I find your name quite amusing. Maybe wide-open is referring to *** homoerotic literature removed ***. I vape and I am not going to hell. Why? Because there is no hell. Idk if this is all a sad attempt at trolling vapers or if you seriousley believe there is a God. You wanna know who your god is? It is extraterrestrials. That's right, we were mixed up in a petry dish and put here. How do I know? Well I can say your book is all *** potty language *** and science doesn't lie my friends. I have touched an ancient tree that is far older than the "book" says the earth is. Keep letting nothing rule your lives, because when you die, that's it. Limbo you homos go to!!!
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
03-06-2014, 10:42 AM
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I find your name quite amusing. Maybe wide-open is referring to *** homoerotic literature removed ***. I vape and I am not going to hell. Why? Because there is no hell. Idk if this is all a sad attempt at trolling vapers or if you seriousley believe there is a God. You wanna know who your god is? It is extraterrestrials. That's right, we were mixed up in a petry dish and put here. How do I know? Well I can say your book is all *** potty language *** and science doesn't lie my friends. I have touched an ancient tree that is far older than the "book" says the earth is. Keep letting nothing rule your lives, because when you die, that's it. Limbo you homos go to!!!
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Where is this tree that is older than 6,000 years? Post a link to a peer-reviewed science article that unequivocally states the precise age.
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
03-06-2014, 10:48 AM
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There is no hell . . . when you die, that's it. Limbo you homos go to!!!
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I'm confused. Are you saying you don't believe in hell but you do believe in limbo?
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You wanna know who your god is? It is extraterrestrials. That's right, we were mixed up in a petry dish and put here. How do I know?
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That's a good question. How do you know?
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Well I can say your book is all *** potty language *** and science doesn't lie my friends. I have touched an ancient tree that is far older than the "book" says the earth is.
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Have you considered it might be your sense of touch that's wrong?
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
03-06-2014, 10:54 AM
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I find your name quite amusing. Maybe wide-open is referring to *** homoerotic literature removed ***. I vape and I am not going to hell. Why? Because there is no hell. Idk if this is all a sad attempt at trolling vapers or if you seriousley believe there is a God. You wanna know who your god is? It is extraterrestrials. That's right, we were mixed up in a petry dish and put here. How do I know? Well I can say your book is all *** potty language *** and science doesn't lie my friends. I have touched an ancient tree that is far older than the "book" says the earth is. Keep letting nothing rule your lives, because when you die, that's it. Limbo you homos go to!!!
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What a crazy thing to say
We are not aliens at all. What evidence do you have (rhetorical question)?
That's right, none at all All that you have is the mad rantings of uneducated people in various different unconnected books that blatantly contradict each other about an obviously mad, un proven subject. Pure fantasy.
We have the Bible(KJV1611).
Jesus wins again!
God bless.
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
03-06-2014, 11:18 AM
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Originally Posted by WeThePeople There is no hell . . . when you die, that's it. Limbo you homos go to!!!
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I'm confused. Are you saying you don't believe in hell but you do believe in limbo?
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I thought if you believed in limbo that meant you were a cathlic and they believe in . But is the crazy new pope now teaching that only homers go to some place called limbo? That would be all his priests and half his congregation!
2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
03-06-2014, 12:05 PM
I can not believe that people are still daring to question my authority on this subject.
Yesterday I heard someone say that, instead of calling it "vaping", they are now referring to it as their Personal Electronic Nicotine Inhalation System. Yes, that's right.
Further more, it seems Uganda had it right that the gays are " eating da poo". Have a look at THIS!: PBusardo, or Pablo Busardo, a Polish immigrant, even openly admits to smoking poo now.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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03-06-2014, 12:34 PM
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I vape propylene Glycol Vegetable Glycerine Food grade flavors and nicotene.
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I have no idea what all that is but I am very sure it is not mentioned in the Bible. Why not stop sucking juice out of a fake tallywhacker and do something that pleases Jesus instead?
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
03-06-2014, 03:46 PM
So what your saying is im going to hell on no fault of my own theres nothing i can do just because my parents messed up now how is thst right
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
03-06-2014, 04:05 PM
Friend, stop worrying about your parents. You should hate them anyway to start with:
Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
Turn your life to Jesus first. Yes, you may still fail because of your parentage, but you WILL surely fail if you do not accept the Blood of Him.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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03-06-2014, 04:08 PM
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So what your saying is im going to hell on no fault of my own theres nothing i can do just because my parents messed up now how is thst right
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Of course not. Only YOU are to blame for your fate. If you stop sinning and start serving Jesus you can still achieve salvation (Romans 10:9-10).
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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03-07-2014, 02:26 PM
Im sorry but isnt that
meaning to be a disciple you must reject your family not actually hate them for hatred and anger is tantamount to murder correct?
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
03-07-2014, 02:35 PM
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Im sorry but isnt that
meaning to be a disciple you must reject your family not actually hate them for hatred and anger is tantamount to murder correct?
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Always support your views with Scripture. That's the only way we'll move this discussion along.
Also: when it comes to the Divine Word of Our Lord Jesus Christ, don't worry about the "meaning"...Scripture means what it says and says what it means.
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03-12-2014, 09:46 AM
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Im sorry but isnt that
meaning to be a disciple you must reject your family not actually hate them for hatred and anger is tantamount to murder correct?
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Nonsense! Luke 14:26 specifically mentions you have to hate your parents, if Jesus wanted to say "reject" the Bible would have said "reject".
Never forget the Holy Bible is perfect!
Psalm 12:6-7
King James Version (KJV)
6 The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
7 Thou shalt keep them, O Lord, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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03-14-2014, 02:40 AM
The proof that HELL exists is apparent. The fact that rational human beings are forced to share the earth with radical right wing, hate mongering, extremist wack jobs like yourselves is truly living HELL.
I truly hope that your prayers all come true soon and your savior comes back to take you back home SOON!!!!
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03-14-2014, 03:08 AM
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...I truly hope that your prayers all come true soon and your savior comes back to take you back home SOON!!!!
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If He does, He's going to kill you and a good portion of humanity, send almost all of the rest to Hell forever, then destroy the planet.
Still so supportive?
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