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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 05:43 PM
This is terrible news! Ron, the lab assistant of Exorcism at the Creation Research Lab, called me ten minutes ago to come and help. We are all terribly shocked here, but we have a lot of documented cases of successful exorcism by Pastor Ezekiel's hands, more than a hundred of them. I think they will make a reasonable impression, even though the secular authorities are not generally known for their objectivity in cases like this. We need to pray for our Pastor!
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 05:45 PM
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Excuse me, did you choose to be born on this planet?
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We didn't CHOOSE for wiccans to be born on this planet. We can't they be born on another planet? Why do they insist on bothering a Christian planet?
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Or born at all, for that matter.
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We are against abortion, madam.
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 05:46 PM
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I for one plan to start loading clips.
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Purely as a way to keep your anxious hands busy, of course. And for those who misunderstand or have low level reading comprehension skills, he's talking about FILM clips, a hobby of his!
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 05:54 PM
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Purely as a way to keep your anxious hands busy, of course. And for those who misunderstand or have low level reading comprehension skills, he's talking about FILM clips, a hobby of his!
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Thank you for clarifying this for the ignorant who are here Sister. I will document this travesty on film for all to witness.
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 05:57 PM
My family will pray for Pastor Ezekiel's release!
God will make his captors see their folly and realize that the Pastor was the victim here.
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 06:05 PM
Me and a few boys were thinking about doing a little Acts 12:7 intercession for Zeke, sans the smiting him on the side.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 06:06 PM
If funds are needed by the joo lawyers and Landover, My checking account is yours. I can wire or transfer money,any time of the day or night. We must see to it that Pastor Ezekiel is freed and his good name cleared immediately. I will pray until he is a free man
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 06:09 PM
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Think before you post.
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Now if only there was a way to get you to do that.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 06:16 PM
I just now found out about this. Rest assured, I am on my way down to the jail right now.
This isn't happening on my watch.
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 06:19 PM
God 'n' JESUS - not again. Dear Lord, how has he offended thee?
It is my Belief that Obammy must be behind it. Because he knows that if Pastor Ezekiel sets his sights on the White House, he is 'toast'
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 06:21 PM
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We didn't CHOOSE for wiccans to be born on this planet. We can't they be born on another planet? Why do they insist on bothering a Christian planet?
We are against abortion, madam.
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They didn't choose for you to born on this planet either. And that wasn't my point. He made it seem that you could just choose to be born. It's not a conscious decision. Surely we can agree on that?
And I wasn't insinuating anything to do with abortion.
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 06:26 PM
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They didn't choose for you to born on this planet either.
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Pastor Zeke didn't choose to be in jail right now. My God, have you no heart?
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 06:26 PM
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God 'n' JESUS - not again. Dear Lord, how has he offended thee?
It is my Belief that Obammy must be behind it. Because he knows that if Pastor Ezekiel sets his sights on the White House, he is 'toast'
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This could very well be the case Sister. It was intervention from Godly President George W. Bush that helped him clear all this up the last time.
I am fervently praying that sheep secular falsehoods are again not dragged into this. We have a nigra AG this time
Otto Bond is not behind this is he ?
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 06:32 PM
Why are we pussy-footing around talking about lawyers when their are quicker ways to resolve this problem.
Based upon the times I've been a guest of the messican government, I've gained some modest experience in beating the system.
1. How secure is the jail?
2. What times of the day are do the guards have a shift change?
3. Is their a jailor on our payroll?
4. How many windows are there in the visitation room?
5. How close are the nearest manhole covers to the outside walls?
The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court
"Credo elvem etiam vivere"
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 06:57 PM
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That wiccan has EVERY RIGHT to practice her religion as you do yours.
That belief is what this country was built upon.
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This country was NOT founded by wiccans.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 07:07 PM
I saw a cell phone video of the incident. I was unable to get a copy. What I saw was of poor quality (typical chink electronics) and very shaky (The phone was owned by the pizza delivery punk). But as far as I can tell, the Pastor was talking calmly when the attacker (not the Pastor) made a sudden move. The Pastor became a blur and the video ended. So from all of that, I can safely know the Pastor did nothing more than defend himself.
Why does everyone want to persecute Baptists?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 07:14 PM
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Surely we can agree on that?
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All the things we can agree on are mentioned in the KJV 1611 Bible.
YIC
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 07:24 PM
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This country was NOT founded by wiccans.
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It wasn't founded by Christians either.
You are aware that Benjamin Franklin was a staunch Atheist, right?
As for why the Wiccans can't be born on another planet, ask your God that.
We're asking the same questions now.
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 07:29 PM
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It wasn't founded by Christians either.
You are aware that Benjamin Franklin was a staunch Atheist, right?
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And he is now roasting in the Lake of Fire as a consequence.
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As for why the Wiccans can't be born on another planet, ask your God that.
We're asking the same questions now.
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Technically wiccans are hatched, much like other demon spawn.
My dear, you are savable I think but you must give up your fantasies.
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 07:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Brizzle
It wasn't founded by Christians either.
You are aware that Benjamin Franklin was a staunch Atheist, right?
As for why the Wiccans can't be born on another planet, ask your God that.
We're asking the same questions now.
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You do know the Ben Franklin did not found this country. He had a part in forming the current version of government though.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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