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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
03-10-2015, 04:44 PM
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Explain to me why I have to believe in him to get into heaven, Im not a bad person and I help those around me. I mean what happens to tribes in the amazon forest who have never had contact outside of the forest, they have never heard of god. Do they go to hell? Doesn't sound right to me, they haven't had a chance.
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It doesn't sound right to you because you're crippled by faithlessness and rational thinking. There's a reason God hates rational thinking, dear. It's because it gets in the way of Knowing and Loving and Serving Him!
Atheists and other religionists often argue that it's extremely narrow-minded, or even cruel of God to set the default for life after death to Hell, but frankly, in light of mankind's natural rebellion against God, it’s extremely broad-minded for Him to provide us with any way to heaven. We deserve judgment because that’s the way He wants it and His wants are perfect! But instead of being absolutely fair, He gives us a perfect loophole of escape: Believe sincerely that He sent His only begotten Son to die instead of us, regardless of how inane that sounds logically, how impossible the mechanism of Divine Blood Sacrifice fits with the so-called physical laws of nature.
Whether or not it makes sense to the unregenerated soul is irrelevant. God knows it doesn't make sense, and nonbelievers will call it pure foolishness (1 Corinthians 1:18). It is, nevertheless, the Truth©. We can help you, but first you must put away your analytic ways of thinking of the world, you have to open your heart, you have to want to believe for it to make sense. And then, I guarantee you, it's the ONLY thing that makes sense in this crazy, dangerous, dark, scary, conspiratorial world!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
03-10-2015, 04:46 PM
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Explain to me why I have to believe in him to get into heaven, Im not a bad person and I help those around me. I mean what happens to tribes in the amazon forest who have never had contact outside of the forest, they have never heard of god. Do they go to hell? Doesn't sound right to me, they haven't had a chance.
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Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
06-25-2015, 01:47 PM
Some of the stuff people post on here make me loose faith in humanity
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
06-25-2015, 02:08 PM
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Some of the stuff people post on here make me loose faith in humanity
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Thank God for us Christians who are always patiently willing to teach them, correcting their ridiculous ideas.
Leviticus 26:15-16
And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
06-25-2015, 04:16 PM
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Some of the stuff people post on here make me loose faith in humanity
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This forum is about faith in God, not faith in humanity. That being said: Why would this forum make you lose faith in humanity? Why do you need faith in humanity, is observable humanity not good enough for you?
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
06-25-2015, 05:22 PM
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
11-02-2015, 09:47 PM
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We know the Bible is 100% true, because God wrote it, and he's infallible. How could you doubt such a thing? This really shows how dumb atheists are!
Is this your proof that we evolved from monkeys? Because 'gorilla's are stronger' than us?? That's the dumbest reason I've ever heard!!!
"The big bang is a natural cycle that happened times before"??? PROVE IT! And as for "Nothing can be created in 6 days"... I can create a perfect omlette in 6 minutes! Checkmate - Atheist!
There are no dinosaurs left now, obviously, because we killed them all! How dumb are you? Ever heard of extinction? After the flood, we hunted dinosaurs for food (or sport) until none were left. Well, except for crocodiles and the Loch Ness pleseosaur, and all the rest of the dinosaurs that live under the sea.
These atheists are so retarded!
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They are clueless and they don't even know that the bible is the truth, the way and the light for the Gospel tells us so and Gospel is the Latin word for "truth".
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
11-02-2015, 10:02 PM
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Gospel is the Latin word for "truth".
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No, it is not. Everyone here knows what Gospel means, and if you think you can fool us with your nonsense, Miss Lotsa-lies, then you are sorely mistaken.
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11-02-2015, 10:13 PM
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No, it is not. Everyone here knows what Gospel means, and if you think you can fool us with your nonsense, Miss Lotsa-lies, then you are sorely mistaken.
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Are you calling the lord are God a liar?
1John 5:10
"Whomsoever believes in the Son of God accepts this testimony. Whoever does not believe God has made him out to be a liar, because they have not believed the testimony God has given about his Son".
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
11-02-2015, 10:21 PM
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They are clueless and they don't even know that the bible is the truth, the way and the light for the Gospel tells us so and Gospel is the Latin word for "truth".
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FYI, the Latin word for "truth" is "verum."
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
11-02-2015, 10:52 PM
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Are you calling the lord are God a liar?
1John 5:10
"Whomsoever believes in the Son of God accepts this testimony. Whoever does not believe God has made him out to be a liar, because they have not believed the testimony God has given about his Son".
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
11-03-2015, 02:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
No, it is not. Everyone here knows what Gospel means, and if you think you can fool us with your nonsense, Miss Lotsa-lies, then you are sorely mistaken.
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You are not saved because of what you have said here. Only 140,000 souls will be saved in all of human history, so how could you possibly hope to be one of them when you lie so brazenly about the Latin word for truth? The gate is narrow and you will spend all of eternity impaled on it's spikes and you will beg for death but death will never come. NOT EVER!
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
11-03-2015, 02:51 PM
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You are not saved because of what you have said here. Only 140,000 souls will be saved in all of human history, so how could you possibly hope to be one of them when you lie so brazenly about the Latin word for truth? The gate is narrow and you will spend all of eternity impaled on it's spikes and you will beg for death but death will never come. NOT EVER!
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Two things I'm going to have to insist on: back up your rantings with Scripture, and use your manners.
Yours in Christ,
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
11-03-2015, 03:10 PM
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You are not saved because of what you have said here. Only 140,000 souls will be saved in all of human history,
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144,000 Jewish souls.
Revelation 7:4 And I heard the number of them which were sealed: and there were sealed an hundreth and fourty and foure thousand, of all the tribes of the children of Israel.
Also, countless people of other nations will be Saved, too:
Revelation 7:9 After this I beheld, and lo, a great multitude, which no man could nūber, of all nations, and kindreds, and people, & tongues, stood before the throne, & before the Lamb, clothed with white robes, and palmes in their hands:
If I were Jewish, then I'd have a reason to worry. But I'm not.
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so how could you possibly hope to be one of them when you lie so brazenly about the Latin word for truth? The gate is narrow and you will spend all of eternity impaled on it's spikes and you will beg for death but death will never come. NOT EVER!
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Who would be saved, my sweet lying princess, if not us who follow the Word of God to the letter?
You, on the other hand, definitely are on the wide path to eternal damnation lovingly prepared by our Heavenly Father!
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
11-03-2015, 05:04 PM
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Two things I'm going to have to insist on: back up your rantings with Scripture, and use your manners.
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth
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Very well. Here is my biblical source. You would do well to ponder it's meaning for you and your place in the book of the eternal life of the perpetually vomitous goats etc.....
Revelation+7:4-8
Then I heard the number of those who "were sealed: 144000 from all the tribes of Israel. From the tribe of Judah 12000 were sealed, from the tribe".
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
11-03-2015, 05:12 PM
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Very well. Here is my biblical source. You would do well to ponder it's meaning for you and your place in the book of the eternal life of the perpetually vomitous goats etc.....
Revelation+7:4-8
Then I heard the number of those who "were sealed: 144000 from all the tribes of Israel. From the tribe of Judah 12000 were sealed, from the tribe".
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Sweetie,
I know that as a woman, your mental abilities are akin to the mental abilities of a six months old kitten. It's a cross all of us women have to bear.
Nevertheless, can you please read my previous post - you know, the one just below Mr. Smyth's? The answer is right there.
Hint: Mr. Smyth is not Jewish, either, so the 144,000 number does not apply to him, either.
I hope that was helpful, dear.
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
11-03-2015, 05:20 PM
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Very well. Here is my biblical source. You would do well to ponder it's meaning for you and your place in the book of the eternal life of the perpetually vomitous goats etc.....
Revelation+7:4-8
Then I heard the number of those who "were sealed: 144000 from all the tribes of Israel. From the tribe of Judah 12000 were sealed, from the tribe".
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Dear Miss Liselotte,
As you can see, our dear Sister Basilissa has already quoted these verses above from the actual Bible. You have the same verse title but the text is from some obscure corruption of the KJV. In addition, Sister Basilissa has kindly prayed for you and explained how these verses refer to Joos.
You neglect her tremendous efforts to HELP you. Jesus is often too merciful (Jonah 4:2) but I surmise He also has His limits. You don't want to find them out!
Jeremiah 7:26
Yet they hearkened not unto me, nor inclined their ear, but hardened their neck: they did worse than their fathers.
Please, be not like the people depicted by the Prophet.
Yours in Christ,
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
11-03-2015, 08:01 PM
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Dear Miss Liselotte,
As you can see, our dear Sister Basilissa has already quoted these verses above from the actual Bible. You have the same verse title but the text is from some obscure corruption of the KJV. In addition, Sister Basilissa has kindly prayed for you and explained how these verses refer to Joos.
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This does not impress me. I have been fasting for Basilissa since yesterday and fasting trumps prayer because it involves actual sacrifice as opposed to mere tokenism. As for KJV, I have already said that this accursed book is the biblical equivalent of the Koran's Satanic Verses. Only those with unclean lips would ever quote from it. There is evidence for this of an irrefutable nature.
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
11-03-2015, 11:50 PM
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...As for KJV, I have already said that this accursed book is the biblical equivalent of the Koran's Satanic Verses. Only those with unclean lips would ever quote from it. There is evidence for this of an irrefutable nature.
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Oh, do tell.
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
11-04-2015, 04:38 AM
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This does not impress me. I have been fasting for Basilissa since yesterday and fasting trumps prayer
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What does that mean? Could you speak American, sweetie? I speak fluently several languages, but Retarded is not one of them.
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