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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 07-12-2010, 06:08 PM

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but doesnt it also say...
Why are you trying to make it appear that the Bible contradicts itself? Are you some sort of atheist or devil worshipper here to test our faith? You can't contradict one scripture with another, because the Bible is a singular, coherent work of God's wisdom. You cannot turn it against itself. Foul pervert.


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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 07-12-2010, 06:16 PM

i will have to answer later on since i have to go for a walk due to the fact that weve incurred about 14 days of heavenly hell fire here and finally weve got some divine cooling rain from above so i have to use the chanse to ejoy it while i run some errands, but ill be back dont worry i havent given up on you yet


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18:13 And if so be that he find it, verily I say unto you, he rejoiceth more of that [sheep], than of the ninety and nine which went not astray.
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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 07-12-2010, 06:22 PM

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i will have to answer later on since i have to go for a walk due to the fact that weve incurred about 14 days of heavenly hell fire here and finally weve got some divine cooling rain from above so i have to use the chanse to ejoy it while i run some errands, but ill be back dont worry i havent given up on you yet
What are you trying to say, You hear the wisdom of our words, I certainly hope so as you don't have to spend eternity in hell as the Devil's special plaything.


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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 07-14-2010, 07:51 PM

There is alot of other religions than just christians.
There is also muslims, jews, buddha and many many more.
WHY is your one right?? The other religions bibles or whatever kind of holy book they have also says that THEIR religion is the true one....what if they're right?


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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 07-14-2010, 08:08 PM

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There is alot of other religions than just christians.
There is also muslims, jews, buddha and many many more.
WHY is your one right?? The other religions bibles or whatever kind of holy book they have also says that THEIR religion is the true one....what if they're right?
muslims are a mockery of Christianity, same as Mormonism and JW's. You will note that all three religions were started when an angel approached a prophet, well the Bible clearly warns us about that in 2 Corinthians 11:14
And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.


As for the Jews, well they were right, but then they rejected God and killed Jesus, so that opened it up for the rest of us.

buddha was some fat chink who sat around contemplating his navel, how exactly do you think he was sent by God?


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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 07-14-2010, 08:27 PM

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muslims are a mockery of Christianity, same as Mormonism and JW's. You will note that all three religions were started when an angel approached a prophet, well the Bible clearly warns us about that in 2 Corinthians 11:14
And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.


As for the Jews, well they were right, but then they rejected God and killed Jesus, so that opened it up for the rest of us.

buddha was some fat chink who sat around contemplating his navel, how exactly do you think he was sent by God?
My point is there are many many many religions out there besides your religion, and they take their religion very serious too.

And i think you have heard about the show South Park, In the episode called ''Do handicapped go to hell'' you see that the mormons end up in heaven cause all other religions where wrong


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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 07-14-2010, 08:30 PM

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My point is there are many many many religions out there besides your religion, and they take their religion very serious too.

And i think you have heard about the show South Park, In the episode called ''Do handicapped go to hell'' you see that the mormons end up in heaven cause all other religions where wrong
The point is, who cares what you think? You aren't a Christian and you're here to mock Jesus. Your opinion isn't worth a bucket of warm spit around here. Go serve your husband his blubber lunch and leave us to worship God as He commands.


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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 07-14-2010, 10:13 PM

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My point is there are many many many religions out there besides your religion, and they take their religion very serious too.

And i think you have heard about the show South Park, In the episode called ''Do handicapped go to hell'' you see that the mormons end up in heaven cause all other religions where wrong
You base your religious beliefs on a Cartoon? You're more screwed up than I originally thought.


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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 07-15-2010, 05:36 PM

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That video is an absolutely exceptional piece of parody, and quite obviously written by an atheist. I think the mere fact that a pastor posted this proves quite a lot and none of which relates to the existence of god.

watch it again taking particular notice of the wordplay, i think you will find you made a mistake when interpreting the meaning of this clip.
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That video is an absolutely exceptional piece of divine revelation, and quite obviously written by an atheist. I think the mere fact that a pastor posted this proves quite a lot and none of which relates to the existence of god.

watch it again taking particular notice of the wordplay, i think you will find you made a mistake when interpreting the meaning of this clip.
A very well done clip I just wish utube had more of the same for the Pastor to share with us. I would also like to share a recently found paper about unicorns existing in the past.

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Unicorns in the Bible? by Dr. Elizabeth Mitchell, AiG-U.S.

Modern readers have trouble with the Bible's unicorns because we forget that a single-horned feature is not uncommon on God's menu for animal design. (Consider the rhinoceros and narwhal.) The Bible describes unicorns skipping like calves (Psalm 29:6), traveling like bullocks, and bleeding when they die (Isaiah 34:7). The presence of a very strong horn on this powerful, independent-minded creature is intended to make readers think of strength.

The absence of a unicorn in the modern world should not cause us to doubt its past existence. (Think of the dodo bird. It does not exist today, but we do not doubt that it existed in the past.). Eighteenth century reports from southern Africa described rock drawings and eyewitness accounts of fierce, single-horned, equine-like animals. One such report describes "a single horn, directly in front, about as long as one's arm, and at the base about as thick . . . . [It] had a sharp point; it was not attached to the bone of the forehead, but fixed only in the skin.
Even those in the so called scientific community agree that unicorns existed, this coming from animals that went extinct in the 1600's.

The elasmotherium, an extinct giant rhinoceros, provides another possibility for the unicorn's identity. The elasmotherium's 33-inch-long skull has a huge bony protuberance on the frontal bone consistent with the support structure for a massive horn.4 In fact, archaeologist Austen Henry Layard, in his 1849 book Nineveh and Its Remains, sketched a single-horned creature from an obelisk in company with two-horned bovine animals; he identified the single-horned animal as an Indian rhinoceros.5 The biblical unicorn could have been the elasmotherium.6

Assyrian archaeology provides one other possible solution to the unicorn identity crisis. The biblical unicorn could have been an aurochs (a kind of wild ox known to the Assyrians as rimu).7 The aurochs's horns were very symmetrical and often appeared as one in profile, as can be seen on Ashurnasirpal II's palace relief and Esarhaddon's stone prism.8 Fighting rimu was a popular sport for Assyrian kings. On a broken obelisk, for instance, Tiglath-Pileser I boasted of slaying them in the Lebanon mountains.9

Extinct since about 1627, aurochs, Bos primigenius, were huge bovine creatures.10 Julius Caesar described them in his Gallic Wars as:

"a little below the elephant in size, and of the appearance, color, and shape of a bull. Their strength and speed are extraordinary; they spare neither man nor wild beast which they have espied . . . . Not even when taken very young can they be rendered familiar to men and tamed. The size, shape, and appearance of their horns differ much from the horns of our oxen. These they anxiously seek after, and bind at the tips with silver, and use as cups at their most sumptuous entertainments."11

The aurochs' highly prized horns would have been a symbol of great strength to the ancient Bible reader.

One scholarly urge to identify the biblical unicorn with the Assyrian aurochs springs from a similarity between the Assyrian word rimu and the Hebrew word re'em. We must be very careful when dealing with anglicized transliterated words from languages that do not share the English alphabet and phonetic structure.12 However, similar words in Ugaritic and Akkadian (other languages of the ancient Middle East) as well as Aramaic mean "wild bull" or "buffalo," and an Arabic cognate means "white antelope."

However, the linguistics of the text cannot conclusively prove how many horns the biblical unicorn had. While modern translations typically translate re'em as "wild ox," the King James Version (1611), Luther's German Bible (1534), the Septuagint, and the Latin Vulgate translated this Hebrew word with words meaning "one-horned animal."

The importance of the biblical unicorn is not so much its specific identity-much as we would like to know-but its reality. The Bible is clearly describing a real animal. The unicorn mentioned in the Bible was a powerful animal possessing one or two strong horns-not the fantasy animal that has been popularized in movies and books. Whatever it was, it is now likely extinct like many other animals. To think of the biblical unicorn as a fantasy animal is to demean God's Word, which is true in every detail.


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i was misquoted earlier and the message i was trying to get across was jumbled
That video is an absolutely exceptional piece of P.A.R.O.D.Y, and quite obviously written by an atheist. this video is having a good dig at the bible and i think its freakin hillarious that it was posted by a pastor!

watch it again taking particular notice of the wordplay, i think you will find you made a mistake when interpreting the meaning of this clip. it is intended to show the stupidity in reason for following the word of the bible
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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 07-16-2010, 12:43 PM

on a side not if you look at the last few seconds of the clip it says "inspired by Sam Harris and Richard Dawkins"
Richard Dawkins is the authour of "The God Delusion" see below
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjxZ6...eature=related

Sam Harris, no intro needed simply click the link and listen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXg-y...eature=related

i challenge anyone whom believes in religion to watch these videos and take in the message shown.
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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 07-16-2010, 12:47 PM

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on a side not if you look at the last few seconds of the clip it says "inspired by Sam Harris and Richard Dawkins"
Richard Dawkins is the authour of "The God Delusion" see below
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjxZ6...eature=related

Sam Harris, no intro needed simply click the link and listen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXg-y...eature=related

i challenge anyone whom believes in religion to watch these videos and take in the message shown.
I challenge you to start believing in the Lord so you do not live in eternal damnation.


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Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 07-16-2010, 01:04 PM

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on a side not if you look at the last few seconds of the clip it says "inspired by Sam Harris and Richard Dawkins"
Richard Dawkins is the authour of "The God Delusion" see below
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjxZ6...eature=related

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less than 30 seconds into that video the arch-Satanist Dawkins says "fact" then rapidly changes it to "observation."

He has NO facts. NONE! Not a single one - all pie-in-the-sky theory! Christians have FACTS. They have God's Word - FACT!

You owe me 30 seconds of my life stolen from my journey through this Vale of Tears and I'm not going to watch the next one.





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I challenge you to start believing in the Lord so you do not live in eternal damnation.
Tried that, realized real eternal damnation is a life not lived to its fullest and on my own terms, people who use the bible as a rulebook will never have this.

I do not believe in omnipotent beings, the whole idea of it is just as believable as the flying spaghetti monster, and i am in no way being sarcastic. It is one book written thousands of years ago, its writers motives questionable and its message obscured by a lack of any evidence (the mere presence of ink on paper does not signify truth)
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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 07-16-2010, 02:27 PM

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less than 30 seconds into that video the arch-Satanist Dawkins says "fact" then rapidly changes it to "observation."

He has NO facts. NONE! Not a single one - all pie-in-the-sky theory! Christians have FACTS. They have God's Word - FACT!

You owe me 30 seconds of my life stolen from my journey through this Vale of Tears and I'm not going to watch the next one.
If you had kept watching you would have noticed what he was saying was a observation of factual information.

Guess you failed the challenge, which is no more than i expected, the fact remains however your pastor failed to see the message hidden in the video he linked, which proves he and you are completely blind to the truth and will ignore anything that is said which contradicts your beliefs offhand (if this were not true this video would not have made it onto this site). I have read the bible, thought of its meaning and come to the conclusion that it is an extremely well crafted work of fiction that is designed to comfort those who fear death. Less intelligent people however misinterpret its message as literal, which causes many of the problems we see in the world today.
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the fact remains however your pastor failed to see the message hidden in the video he linked, which proves he and you are completely blind to the truth
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designed to comfort those who fear death
The Midianites might slightly disagree with you. But it proves my previous point.

Look, I don't know who this Dawkins fellow is, and I'm not really interested in what he's got to say. But I wouldn't hesitate to say that straight into his heathen face. Does he have a website or something?


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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 07-16-2010, 05:28 PM

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If you had kept watching you would have noticed what he was saying was a observation of factual information.

Guess you failed the challenge, which is no more than i expected, the fact remains however your pastor failed to see the message hidden in the video he linked, which proves he and you are completely blind to the truth and will ignore anything that is said which contradicts your beliefs offhand (if this were not true this video would not have made it onto this site). I have read the bible, thought of its meaning and come to the conclusion that it is an extremely well crafted work of fiction that is designed to comfort those who fear death. Less intelligent people however misinterpret its message as literal, which causes many of the problems we see in the world today.
Well that's typical hatemongering from you atheists. We True Christians™ are full of God's Love, and you demonic atheist scum are full of hatred and anger.

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