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Re: "A" is for Anal Sex: 26 Things Jesus Hates, in Alphabetical Order -
09-15-2016, 09:22 PM
My gods hate the True Christians at Bendover Sadist Cult
Rom.1:26-27
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
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Re: "A" is for Anal Sex: 26 Things Jesus Hates, in Alphabetical Order -
09-15-2016, 09:54 PM
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Originally Posted by DemonThinker96
My gods hate the True Christians at Bendover Sadist Cult
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Hello Demon,
This thread is not about your gods, please stay on topic. And please remind: strong language is never welcome. I´ll redo your post:
Tiramisu, made by Italian pope worshippers and (according to Wikipedia) meaning ¨pull me¨.
Kind regards,
Roland
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: "A" is for Anal Sex: 26 Things Jesus Hates, in Alphabetical Order -
09-16-2016, 02:24 AM
Unbelievers. 2 Corinthians 6:14
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: "A" is for Anal Sex: 26 Things Jesus Hates, in Alphabetical Order -
09-16-2016, 03:12 AM
Viagra. Jesus loves that a married man and woman would do that thing for Him, and make Him smile with new offspring for God.
Genesis 2:24 "Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh."
But then Viagra for the sissy is just enabling more and more queers to pack mud. Believe me, I know.
I think one of them was named Tom?
The rest, I do not recall. Just scads of men having their way with me.
I will spare you the painful details.
In Christ
Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Re: "A" is for Anal Sex: 26 Things Jesus Hates, in Alphabetical Order -
09-16-2016, 04:20 AM
White people. Just kidding! Jah loves white people too just not as much. Jah hates the WICKED.
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Re: "A" is for Anal Sex: 26 Things Jesus Hates, in Alphabetical Order -
12-01-2016, 02:41 AM
X Chromosome. God hates It, He gave only one to men and two to women, to make them serve the Y chromosomed husbands.
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
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Re: "A" is for Anal Sex: 26 Things Jesus Hates, in Alphabetical Order -
12-01-2016, 07:24 AM
Yarmulkes.
1 Corinthians 11:4
Every man praying or prophesying, having his head covered, dishonoureth his head.
Why those so-called followers of God would disobey Him on such a critical issue is beyond me. The follow all sorts of funny customs and then on top of everything else, they deny Jesus every time they slap on those silly beanies.
Chapeauly Yours,
Handmaiden
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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01-10-2017, 08:19 PM
Zora Neale Hurston, God-mocking uppity negress with lie-bertarian sympathies who was possibly also a lezbionic.
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Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Re: "A" is for Anal Sex: 26 Things Jesus Hates, in Alphabetical Order -
01-14-2017, 04:41 PM
This is an A-Z of things I like, so I assume God hates:
Atheism
Best Korea
Chollima, and also Communism
Democracy
Epic memes
Fried dogs
Good things
Human rights
Illuminati
Juche
Kim Il-sung and Kim Jong-il
Liberty
Maoist Rebel News
Nukes
sOcialism
Pyongyang
Questioning everything
Richard Dawkins
Science
The Devil
Kim Il-sung University
Very good things
Weed
eXtremely good things
The song "No Motherland Without You"
Zebras
"When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1
I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.
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Re: "A" is for Anal Sex: 26 Things Jesus Hates, in Alphabetical Order -
01-14-2017, 04:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marshal Kim Jong-un
This is an A-Z of things I like, so I assume God hates:
Atheism
Best Korea
Chollima, and also Communism
Democracy
Epic memes
Fried dogs
Good things
Human rights
Illuminati
Juche
Kim Il-sung and Kim Jong-il
Liberty
Maoist Rebel News
Nukes
sOcialism
Pyongyang
Questioning everything
Richard Dawkins
Science
The Devil
Kim Il-sung University
Very good things
Weed
eXtremely good things
The song "No Motherland Without You"
Zebras
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Assumptions. Jesus wants you to take the Bible literally, not having you own interpretation (Revelation 22:18-19). This brings me to your Zebra Kim Jong -un. As animals they are to serve the Christians, that does not mean Jesus would hate them? (Genesis 1:30) Perhaps you can offer a verse to substantiate your claim that those lovely black and white horses are hated by Jesus..
Kind regards,
Roland
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Unsaved trash, the singing dictator
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Re: "A" is for Anal Sex: 26 Things Jesus Hates, in Alphabetical Order -
01-14-2017, 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Roland
Assumptions. Jesus wants you to take the Bible literally, not having you own interpretation (Revelation 22:18-19). This brings me to your Zebra Kim Jong -un. As animals they are to serve the Christians, that does not mean Jesus would hate them? (Genesis 1:30) Perhaps you can offer a verse to substantiate your claim that those lovely black and white horses are hated by Jesus..
Kind regards,
Roland
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I could not think of anything else beginning with z. Maybe God hates them because they represent a black mix and white. According to the Landover Baptist Church, black people have a curse of ham. Clearly then, a zebra must be bad because according to God, a white personality should not mix with these personalities. However, I like zebra and do not agree with God. If a white personality and a black personality wish to make dance, then that is their priority, in my opinion, because for I am not racialist, I have a black friend.
"When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1
I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.
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04-29-2018, 03:27 AM
To get the ball-rolling again
A is for Ars Goetia with the demon Andrealphus actualizing Astrology for brainless Assholes.
Now, for the Antidote:
1 Thessalonians 5:22
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Re: "A" is for Anal Sex: 26 Things Jesus Hates, in Alphabetical Order -
05-04-2018, 07:19 PM
Blasphemers
NOTE: Despite similarities in likeness and name, I am NOT famous Evangelist speaker Jack Redmond. That is a DIFFERENT Jack Redmond.
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05-04-2018, 07:53 PM
Clowns, but then, who doesn't?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: "A" is for Anal Sex: 26 Things Jesus Hates, in Alphabetical Order -
05-04-2018, 08:43 PM
Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. - He wasn't a real doctor, or a king for that matter. Unlike --
(1 Timothy 6:15) Which in his times he shall shew, who is the blessed and only Potentate, the King of kings, and Lord of lords;
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Re: "A" is for Anal Sex: 26 Things Jesus Hates, in Alphabetical Order -
05-04-2018, 09:10 PM
E is for Eastern Europe. He hates it so much, He sent communism their way. After nazism. And Catholicism and Orthodox Churches.But He loves Vlad, and Vlad loves Him.
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Re: "A" is for Anal Sex: 26 Things Jesus Hates, in Alphabetical Order -
05-05-2018, 07:32 PM
J is for James White... the man who denies that the King James Bible is perfect. Woe unto him! Great article by brother David J. Stewart exposing him: Beware Of James White's False Teachings
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Re: "A" is for Anal Sex: 26 Things Jesus Hates, in Alphabetical Order -
08-30-2022, 01:29 AM
K is for kabbalah, a Jewish theosophy and theurgy developed by rabbis. It was based on a mystical method of interpreting Scripture by which initiates claimed to penetrate sacred mysteries. It is safe to say because God hates Jews, each and every one of them, He also hates their homer-styled Biblical LARPing.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
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Re: "A" is for Anal Sex: 26 Things Jesus Hates, in Alphabetical Order -
08-30-2022, 02:17 AM
L is for lesbians (probably mentioned before) and M is for marriage between lesbians.
N is for nose jobs. The Lord knows why.
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Re: "A" is for Anal Sex: 26 Things Jesus Hates, in Alphabetical Order -
09-03-2022, 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by handmaiden
L is for lesbians (probably mentioned before) and M is for marriage between lesbians.
N is for nose jobs. The Lord knows why.
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H is for head jobs, where the hair and eyelids and the mouth and chin and even diamond teeth are substituted. Beyond revolting. Do these freaks even have mirrors?
And sub-dermal magnetic implants —— except I can't think of a letter for that.
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