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Default Watsonism! - 01-05-2007, 02:18 AM

Rule of Watsonism: Emma is your leader, and respect others.

Emma Watson 4 Life.
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Default Re: Watsonism! - 01-05-2007, 02:26 AM

It's actually spelled: T-O-M F-E-L-T-O-N. I hope that helped.



Note: Have you seen the trailer for the new one?! HOLY CRAP THEM KIDS GREW UP! I swear man, Daniel must've bought some testosterone from a street-dealer!!


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Default Re: Watsonism! - 01-05-2007, 02:26 AM

EMMA WATSON!

May Emma brighten your day!
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Default Re: Watsonism! - 01-05-2007, 03:05 AM

*Stomps her feet and taps your head with her Mighty Stick of Justice*

Silly, silly child! 500 points have been taken from you and your house! Thou shalt show respect for He Whom They Call TOM! *Giggles at the absurdity*



Vaya con Tom.




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Default Re: Watsonism! - 01-05-2007, 03:07 AM

Wright, there is something decidedly disturbing about you.



Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Default Re: Watsonism! - 01-05-2007, 03:10 AM

Can this watson harlot wash away your sins in her blood, did she father herself, and did she temporarily DIE for your sins?

No, of course not, and she couldn't do any of that either.
What a bunch of retards you must be;
Worshipping some pre-teen harlot instead of God Allmighty!

Surely, you must have watched the porno movies she stars in on the short bus you ride to school..
Friends, this is what public "education" does to children!
It turns them into retards and fags!


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Default Re: Watsonism! - 01-05-2007, 03:20 AM

She is no harlot!
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Default Re: Watsonism! - 01-05-2007, 03:26 AM

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She is no harlot!
But she is.
She has prostituted herself to false gods, and she runs a-whoring in all her movies.
And just look into that harlots eyes and you will see the perverse lusts burning in them like it was the fires of hell themselfs!
She practices witchcraft and seduces young boys, leading them straight to hell.

Also, how do you think she gets roles in movies when she cannot even act?
She gets them cause she fornicates with the producer (satan), that's how!


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Default Re: Watsonism! - 01-05-2007, 04:16 AM

Listen up boys; This is God's favorite forum. It is not a place to gush over your favorite porn star. If your posts don't relate directly to Jesus or His Holy Word, then don't be surprised if they are wiped clean. This will serve as your final warning. Go squawk about your satanic fantasies elsewhere.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Watsonism! - 01-05-2007, 07:46 AM

Ms. Rowlings and everybody connected with Harry Potter will burn in Hell.

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1199/potter.html

Look what happened to these kids after reading Harry Potter!


Luckily we got to them and they are at landover Camp.


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This page is for those who seek truth about the book series Harry Potter. Many think it is just harmless fantasy. True it is fantasy, but it is laced with witchcraft and demonology as are most books like it. Many say it gets children reading books who never would do so. I give you this tid-bit to ponder on. If your child did not like to take medicine and you had a chocolate drink with the medicine, plus arsenic in it, would you give it to them? You would if you did not know it was in there and what arsenic was. It is the same scenario with fantasy especially when it is laced with the poison of witchcraft.
http://www.exposingsatanism.org/harrypotter.htm


Harry Potter is the greatest threat we face today!


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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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Default Re: Watsonism! - 01-05-2007, 04:54 PM

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She is no harlot!
No harlot! You dare post a picture of her dressed like a boy as she attempts to luir men into Sodomy and say she is not a harlot????



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