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Adios -
05-01-2007, 03:18 PM
You folks are too wierd. I'm going to join the Unitarians.
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Re: Adios -
05-01-2007, 03:21 PM
That's what they all say (minus the Unitarians). You'll come back. They always come back. You can't outrun the love (or wrath) of Jesus!!
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Re: Adios -
05-01-2007, 03:22 PM
your post fills me with deep deep regret....
that I was not able to abuse you longer or more often. Please stay so I won't feel so bad and I will have a chance to help you see the spirit that lives in the mountain.
SF
I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!
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Re: Adios -
05-01-2007, 03:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Phoenix Risen
You folks are too wierd. I'm going to join the Unitarians.
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Phoenix,
Farwell until you return. Once you've had Jesus you can't go back.
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Re: Adios -
05-01-2007, 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Phoenix Risen
You folks are too wierd. I'm going to join the Unitarians.
..Because they only tell me what I want to hear. And I don't care if it's true or not, or if it's God's will or not.
It's all about ME ME ME! And I want to feel special and selected by God even if I am not!
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There, I added your reasons why, so you don't have to explain yourself. 
For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine;
But after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
2 Timothy 4:3
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: Adios -
05-01-2007, 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Phoenix Risen
You folks are too wierd. I'm going to join the Unitarians.
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Cheerio!
The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
Exodus 15:3
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Re: Adios -
05-01-2007, 03:57 PM
And this is what happens if you allow children (or simple-minded women, the two are largely similar) to have myspace accounts.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Adios -
05-01-2007, 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Phoenix Risen
You folks are too wierd. I'm going to join the Unitarians.
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You do realize that Unitarians are basically atheists and agnostics who need someplace to go on Sunday, right?
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Re: Adios -
05-01-2007, 04:43 PM
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You folks are too wierd. I'm going to join the Unitarians.
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You bite your cat and you call us weird? You can't even spell it properly because your brain has been addled by Satan.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Re: Adios -
05-01-2007, 04:44 PM
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You bite your cat and you call us weird? You can't even spell it properly because your brain has been addled by Satan.
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How did I miss that?
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"I" before "E", except after "C", and when sounding like "A", as in "neighbor" and "weigh". Anything else would be "weird".
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Re: Adios -
05-01-2007, 04:46 PM
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How did I miss that?
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I'm afraid that the full rule is much more complicated than that. Height, weight, eight, skein, science (if the letters are pronounced separately the rule doesn't apply), counterfeit, foreign, their, etc, etc, etc.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Re: Adios -
05-01-2007, 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Phoenix Risen
You folks are too wierd. I'm going to join the Unitarians.
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Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils. - 1 Timothy 4:1
People like you was predicted in scripture. I hope you likes warm climates.
"He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin
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Re: Adios -
05-01-2007, 05:30 PM
Why is "R" the most important letter in the english alphabet?
I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!
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Re: Adios -
05-01-2007, 06:20 PM
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Why is "R" the most important letter in the english alphabet?
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I don't know, but I bet you're going to tell us.
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Re: Adios -
05-01-2007, 06:35 PM
Without it all your FRIENDS would be FIENDS!
I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!
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Re: Adios -
05-01-2007, 09:05 PM
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Without it all your FRIENDS would be FIENDS!
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Re: Adios -
05-02-2007, 05:10 PM
joke circa 1965
I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!
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Re: Adios -
05-02-2007, 10:18 PM
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Without it all your FRIENDS would be FIENDS!
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I can give better reasons than that:
You cannot spell Rebuke, Rapture, Holy SpiRit, or Jesus ChRist without it! 
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: Adios -
05-02-2007, 11:10 PM
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I can give better reasons than that:
You cannot spell Rebuke, Rapture, Holy SpiRit, or Jesus ChRist without it! |
or LO RD, or P Resident Geo Rge W. Bush
or GOD's Favorite Chu Rch Landove R
GLO RY!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Adios -
05-03-2007, 01:10 AM
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You folks are too wierd. I'm going to join the Unitarians.
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So long Phoenix!
Don't let the door hit ya where your DNA split ya on the way out! 
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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