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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
01-20-2017, 09:02 PM
In honor of our President, I've purchased a modesty medallion for my pussy.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
01-20-2017, 09:26 PM
First thing the President should do is take the nuclear codes, go on high altert and make them ready just to see if it really works. Who knows after all those Obama years...
Maybe even shoot one into the pacific and watch what happens.
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
01-20-2017, 10:43 PM
It has been an exciting day in Washington DC as the old white man and rich fascist Donald Trump was inaugurated. I have been very busy all day protesting the peaceful transfer of power.
First I chained myself to a fence to close down an entrance to the festivities with the other members of Black Lives Matter. That was done to show the people wanting to get in that we are down with their struggle because we are for the people especially the Black people. Then, we went to a peaceful demonstration where we were forced to defend ourselves from murder by the white police and we threw some rocks and bottles and other things that some of the members happened to have. We have tried to be very dignified and mature in our protests as a demonstration of our seriousness and so that we will be taken seriously.
For now we are resting and many of our group are having some malt liquor but not me because I do not take strong drink. I am having a few large spliffs myself. We are all preparing for another round of peaceful and orderly protests this evening. Gas masks have been handed out in case the police attack and also rocks are being distributed. There are already plenty of empty bottles and some of the brethren and sistren are making more.
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
01-22-2017, 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
There are many wonderful ideas here at LBC about what President Donald needs to do soon.
I would urge patience, however. Before our blessed Donald gets on with the task of governing, he needs finish a lot of revenge work. We all know the long list of press, celebrities and Republican politicians who snubbed or slighted him in one way or another.
Extracting revenge on each of these will take some time. Each one needs to lose his/her job and see careers ruined. Now with his thumb on the FBI and regulators, it will be easier to see that banks foreclose celebrity homes and networks who need FCC authorization fire certain journalists.
Donald and all of us here at Landover Baptist know that Jesus did not spend his entire life healing the sick and forgiving sins. He took a bull whip to the money changers.
Be assured Donald will look into government business eventually.
http://www.salon.com/2016/11/14/dona...on-his-rivals/
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I felt it was the appropriate time to remind local folks here in Freehold of my post some months ago. I explained the President Trump will be busy for a while with the important work of settling scores and slamming those who slight him.
It is important to punish those who slight him because he is the President of the United States. When news media slight the President they insult our country.
A good example is the way the establishment media has treated crowd numbers of the Inauguration versus the Women's March. They have falsely reported more people came to the March than the Inauguration. President Trump is very insulted by this. Even if it were true, the news media should not report it. I've been pleased with the way President Trump has spent his first couple of days. Much of those days were spent slamming stories about crowd size.
We need to be patient. Eventually, he will make it known media, show business celebrities and other political people must not slight him in any way. Once this is established, he will begin his job of making American great again.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/white-hou...232820494.html
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
01-22-2017, 11:07 PM
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A good example is the way the establishment media has treated crowd numbers of the Inauguration versus the Women's March. They have falsely reported more people came to the March than the Inauguration. President Trump is very insulted by this. Even if it were true, the news media should not report it. I've been pleased with the way President Trump has spent his first couple of days. Much of those days were spent slamming stories about crowd size.
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Thank you for drawing our attention to this very important issue, Brother Mayor. Some could say that our Beloved President Trump ( ) is trying to compensate for something else by showcasing his huge crowds. We know better than that; we know that America's Best President simply loves Truth™ so much that he feels compelled to correct the media every time they say something he dislikes.
In fact, he should make all press report only things he wants them to report and only in ways he wants them to be reported. This would be a perfect way to reassure that all events during his presidency (8 or more years) will be covered in the only correct way.
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01-23-2017, 01:08 AM
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In fact, he should make all press report only things he wants them to report and only in ways he wants them to be reported. This would be a perfect way to reassure that all events during his presidency (8 or more years) will be covered in the only correct way.
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Dearest Basilissa,
Your words are wise! In fact, this is a perfect idea (even if you are female). It wouldn't take much to change the "C" in CNN to a "G": Global News Network - completely operated by the one true leader, President Donald John Trump (may his wisdom ever be held in esteem)! Our President has the money to purchase that lieberal monstrosity and turn it into a beacon of news that fits the whims and wishes of both the President and the alternative truths of Kelly Anne Conway! Oh, let's all petition the White House to purchase all the major media and demolish the NY Times while they're at it.
Finally, the people would be assured that what they are watching is what the government needs them to believe instead of all this useless speculation that goes on currently.
Well Done!
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
01-24-2017, 10:36 PM
This is a direct quote From President Trump during his visit to CIA headquarters on Saturday, January 21, 2017.
“Now, the big story—the retraction was, like, where?” Trump said. “Was it a line? Or do they even bother putting it in? So I only like to say that because I love honesty. I like honest reporting.”
Now, the President is making the excellent point that Time Magazine had put forth false information about Trump's staffers moving a bust of Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr. from the Oval Office. When the untruthfulness of their malicious reporting came to light, they didn't even devote a cover story to correcting it. There was just a silly tweet about it, as if tweets are a respectable way to communicate with the public on matters of national importance.
What really needs to be highlighted here, is that we have it from Trump's Own Mouth that he loves honesty. Just like we have it from God's Own Mouth that He is the Lord Our God, and has to be obeyed.
If the Bible tells us in its very own pages that it is True™ and can be trusted, why can't people extend that same faith to our new President? He clearly said that he loves honesty. How can we not believe someone who says that?!
I don't know about you, but I am sick of these people who question Trump's integrity. He was elected to the highest office in the land! That alone makes him trustworthy, unlike that duplicitous Obama, who betrayed America every chance that he got from the moment that he laid his asbestos-dipped hand on the Bible eight years ago.
I'm surprised that there is anything left of this country to destroy, after two terms under the Anti-Christ. Fortunately, Trump has Jesus on his side and Jesus can work miracles. If Jesus can use His red blood to cleanse our black sins and make us white as snow, then Trump can use his power to cleanse our nation of its taint from a black president.
Things may be hard going at first, but no matter where he leads, remember that Trump is our president and we can trust him--because he says so. And he wouldn't say so if it weren't true.
Credulously Yours,
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
01-25-2017, 12:09 AM
I worry that President Trump's isolationist policies will prevent us dropping democracy bombs on muslim terrorist countries. But I still believe. After all, no Republican president has ever messed up before.
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
01-25-2017, 12:16 AM
Why isn't that huge Mexican wall completed yet? I am certain Obama is somehow to blame.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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01-25-2017, 12:43 AM
Everybody needs to buy one of these!
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
01-25-2017, 01:12 AM
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Why isn't that huge Mexican wall completed yet? I am certain Obama is somehow to blame.
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Obooga turned it into a sport:
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01-29-2017, 05:10 AM
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/28/u...ion-order.html
Donald Trump signed an executive order blocking those from terrorist nations from entering the United States. Activists liberal judges are trying to flood our nation with no good terrorists using the excuse that they previously had a green card and previously were legally residing in the United States before leaving/going on vacation.
I ask you this: Why would someone loyal to USA leave the country to go on vacation in the first place? Vacation is supposed to be fun. Wouldn't you have the most fun in Godly USA, the nation where President Trump resides? Maybe these people aren't as loyal to USA as we originally thought they were. Maybe during this so called "vacation" they are being corrupted by their terrorist family members to become a terrorist themselves upon re-arrival. No wonder President Trump wanted to ensure that they're still loyal to USA before letting them back in.
What is wrong with liberals to not see the clear and obvious threat of people who lived here legally for years and then had the outrageous idea to go on vacation somewhere else right after Trump is made president? They could have instead been spending their vacation time and frequent flyer miles attending Trump's inauguration.
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The Department of Homeland Security said that the order also barred green card holders from those countries from re-entering the United States. In a briefing for reporters, White House officials said that green card holders from the seven affected countries who are outside the United States would need a case-by-case waiver to return.
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
01-30-2017, 04:21 AM
President Trump has said that he is smart. And we have no more reason to doubt him than we do to doubt Jesus when He said that He was God.
Trustingly Yours,
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
01-30-2017, 11:22 PM
Family favorite toy in the Etheldreda home:
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
01-31-2017, 01:45 AM
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And don't forget the Supreme Court seat Mr. Trump has promised me.
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I have made my decision on who I will nominate for The United States Supreme Court. It will be announced live on Tuesday at 8:00 P.M. (W.H.)
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/...63267760046080
Can we expect Donald Trump to confirm Pastor Ezekiel as our next Supreme Court Justice? I can't wait to have our constitution finally interpreted from a Biblical (correct) perspective.
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
02-06-2017, 09:00 PM
One of the most refreshing things about Trump is that he talks normal. He doesn't put on a fancy, phony accent when saying the names of other countries. I cringed every time Obooga said "Chee-lay" or "Pockeeston." Bad enough that he looked like a swarthy foreigner, but to not even pronounce words like an American was a slap in Uncle Sam's face. What a smug elitist prick! He was clearly overcompensating for his low IQ.
When the Don says "China," you know he is on the level with you.
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
02-07-2017, 04:18 AM
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One of the most refreshing things about Trump is that he talks normal. He doesn't put on a fancy, phony accent when saying the names of other countries. I cringed every time Obooga said "Chee-lay" or "Pockeeston." Bad enough that he looked like a swarthy foreigner, but to not even pronounce words like an American was a slap in Uncle Sam's face. What a smug elitist prick! He was clearly overcompensating for his low IQ.
When the Don says "China," you know he is on the level with you.
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He's so modest too! He'll surely be blessed! (Likewise, you who are younger, be subject to the elders. Clothe yourselves, all of you, with humility toward one another, for “God opposes the proud but gives grace to the humble.” 1 Peter 5:5) And I know that he is way above my level as a woman, and most men (with all good Christian men as exceptions my father says), but he talks on a level where the men can understand him. Then can boil it down so easily and simply to where I can understand him and cast my support of whatever he does as stated by my father! He's so much better than all those others who talk complicatedly and don't even say anything of value (Christian)! Praise God for Donald Trump!!!
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
03-11-2017, 10:58 PM
President Trump is going to meet with Angela Merkel next week. I hope he is able to look at her without throwing up. We all know how big of a challenge it was for him to look at ugly Hillary but this one will be a much much bigger challenge.
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03-11-2017, 11:14 PM
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President Trump is going to meet with Angela Merkel next week. I hope he is able to look at her without throwing up. We all know how big of a challenge it was for him to look at ugly Hillary but this one will be a much much bigger challenge.
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Who were those fools that got her elected anyway? Idiots.
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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03-17-2017, 06:42 PM
This is interesting: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump#Ancestry
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His paternal grandfather, Friedrich Trump, originally emigrated to the United States in 1885, became a citizen in 1892, and amassed a fortune operating boom-town restaurants and boarding houses in the Seattle area and Klondike, Canada. After returning to Kallstadt, Germany and marrying Elisabeth Christ in 1902, the newlyweds moved to New York City; moving back to Germany was not possible because Friedrich had not completed the mandatory military service and had not registered his initial emigration to the United States.
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In the next few months, I will be doing some further research to see how exactly Elisabeth Christ is related to Our Savior.
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