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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
09-11-2013, 06:20 PM
And if that did not make you break your computer screen..
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
09-11-2013, 06:48 PM
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If your still reading this, and you still care, then at least consider what I've said. FURTHER MINDLESS DRIVEL DELETED
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YOUR: Possessive, as in "Your lack of spacing and interesting content put me to sleep early on."
YOU'RE: You are, as in, "If you're still reading this, you should learn to use proper grammar on God's favorite forum."
satan loves a lazy writer, dear one. (Lack of capitalization intentional)
In Christian love,
Brother Larry
Jeremiah 5:3 states: "Thou hast consumed them, but they haue refused to receiue correction." Could the inspired man of GOD, Jeremiah, be speaking of YOU today? English is our language. True Christians respect that. (And someday, I'll be one - when His saints determine it.)
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
09-11-2013, 10:45 PM
Im obviously getting banned for saying that you guys are the most racist, perverted, selfish assholes stop trying to control other peoples lives
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
09-11-2013, 10:56 PM
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Im obviously getting banned for saying that you guys are the most racist, perverted, selfish assholes stop trying to control other peoples lives
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Thanks for taking the time to persecute us;
Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;
Matthew 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.
Also, do not confuse our opinion with Gods, we follow His word and TO THE LETTER.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
09-12-2013, 12:14 AM
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Im obviously getting banned for saying that you guys are the most racist, perverted, selfish assholes stop trying to control other peoples lives
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Welcome you then, Racist Pig.
This is a friendly forum where all people are welcome, regardless of race, color, creed or ethnicity. In fact, we do not tolerate racism here and you will be banned if you continue your racist rant. That is only to protect our delicate sensibilities, you understand.
Most who come here are Christians, seeking fellowship with other Christians. Some are seeking the love of Jesus and we are able to guide them. Others come with raging anger, threats and violent dispositions- people like yourself who were not privledged to a good upbringing and have not been saved.
Do not dispair, many like you have been saved through this forum.
We ask that all new members and participants make an introduction post. We'd like to know your name, what church you attend, your favorite Bible verse and a valid credit card number.
That's not too much to ask, is it?
Welcome and God Bless!
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-03-2013, 09:24 PM
The shyster who replaced God with Satan in public schools has been dragged down to his dark lord.
From the JYT:
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Leonard J. Kerpelman, a Baltimore lawyer and gadfly who successfully argued a landmark Supreme Court case in 1963 that led to a ban on state-supported prayer in public schools, died on Sept. 26 in Baltimore. He was 88.
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How long it will take him to notice the difference between hell and Baltimore is an open question, but he'll still have eternity to ponder the fact that God is not mocked.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-09-2013, 06:34 PM
Thank you for that news Pastor Pip. Many's the night I have stayed awake re-arguing that one to myself.
Kerpelman was a proven lawyer, so what can we expect of him? He was also an unperfected Joo, who, I believe, had sold his soul to Satan and was funded by the Kremlin.
His temporary victory over Jesus is responsible for every act of immorality that has happened since.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-10-2013, 09:31 AM
Amen Brother Bathfire, it's final judgment day for Kerpelman and there are no further appeals. There are no loopholes when it comes to Jesus and his shyster days are over. His partner Satan has some fitting accommodations for eternity.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-26-2013, 06:54 PM
Satan nets another lezbo!
Marcia Wallace, Star of ‘The Bob Newhart Show’ and Voice of Mrs. Krabappel, Dies at 70
She can do voice overs for the mute who are also burning in Hell!
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-26-2013, 07:53 PM
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Marcia Wallace, Star of ‘The Bob Newhart Show’ and Voice of Mrs. Krabappel, Dies at 70
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My GOD™...with her platform shoes and her wooly ginger head, she epitomized the bare and bra-less 70's!
How many young American boys felt their first stirrings of lust fueled by her??
No pity, no remorse. Buh-bye.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-27-2013, 05:37 PM
Praise JESUS!!!! Another fag-enabling joo singer has been sent to hellfire!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-27-2013, 06:30 PM
It's you! You're back!
I even read you're living in Florida!
We could be neighbors!
Maybe even a little affair on the side...as long as you're not completely cat *** bad word removed *** ugly in real life.
Message me on Facebook...assuming you've been returned from purgatory.
Gary
Last edited by Zechariah Smyth; 10-27-2013 at 06:46 PM.
Reason: Potty language.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-27-2013, 06:49 PM
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It's you! You're back!
I even read you're living in Florida!
We could be neighbors!
Maybe even a little affair on the side...as long as you're not completely cat *** bad word removed *** ugly in real life.
Message me on Facebook...assuming you've been returned from purgatory.
Gary
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What are you yapping about?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-27-2013, 06:56 PM
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Good riddance. I wonder how long it took for him to start begging in vain for to take him out of the flames? Sorry, Jew. You already had your chance to accept .
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-27-2013, 08:09 PM
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LOL! Now he's taking a walk on the Lake Fire Side!
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-28-2013, 01:38 AM
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Praise His glorious name! Maybe Lou Reed can use his pornographic "songs" to entertain the devil and his angels.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-28-2013, 06:38 AM
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Glory to God who in His Wisdom has seen fit to rid the world of yet another pervert.
I hope he enjoys dressing up as a woman when he's burning in the fiery pits of hell.
Yet again we see that The Holy Bible (KJV 1611) is truly the word of God.
Deuteronomy 22:5
The woman shall not weare that which pertaineth vnto a man, neither shall a man put on a womans garment: for all that doe so, are abomination vnto the Lord thy God.
Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-21-2013, 10:50 AM
Lie-beral lamestream MSM "news" source:
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Renowned psychic, bestselling author Sylvia Browne dies at 77
Renowned psychic Sylvia Browne -- a leader in the paranormal world who appeared regularly on television and radio and also wrote dozens of top-selling books -- died Wednesday in a northern California hospital, according to her website.
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Got your ticket ready, Sylvia? You did see that coming, right?
We know that she was a false prophetess with a history of failed predictions, most notably this one:
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While beloved by many in the psychic community, Browne also had detractors. They included those critical of her remarks, on a 2004 episode of "The Montel Williams Show," that then-missing Amanda Berry was dead -- telling Berry's mother she would next see her daughter "in heaven, on the other side."
Berry ended up being rescued -- along with her young daughter, Michelle Knight and Gina DeJesus -- last May in the Cleveland home of Ariel Castro, where they'd been held captive for the better part of a decade. Browne subsequently posted a statement on her website saying, "If ever there was a time to be grateful and relieved for being mistaken, this is that time. Only God is right all the time."
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Sorry, God-mocker, but anyone who presumes to speak in His name is also supposed to be right all the time. Otherwise, that person is a false prophet who deserves death:
Deuteronomy 18:20-22: But the prophet, which shall presume to speak a word in my name, which I have not commanded him to speak, or that shall speak in the name of other gods, even that prophet shall die. And if thou say in thine heart, How shall we know the word which the LORD hath not spoken? When a prophet speaketh in the name of the LORD, if the thing follow not, nor come to pass, that [is] the thing which the LORD hath not spoken, [but] the prophet hath spoken it presumptuously: thou shalt not be afraid of him.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-21-2013, 11:01 AM
Praise Be To GOD!!!
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Leviticus 20:6 (1611 King James Bible)
¶ And the soule that turneth after such as haue familiar spirits, and after wizards, to goe a whoring after them, I will euen set my face against that soule, and will cut him off from among his people.
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I Kings 7:23
And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-21-2013, 06:28 PM
Have fun in Sylvia.
2 Kings 21:6 - And he made his son pass through the fire, and observed times, and used enchantments, and dealt with familiar spirits and wizards: he wrought much wickedness in the sight of the , to provoke to anger.
Leviticus 19:31 - Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the your .
Isaiah 8:19 - And when they shall say unto you, Seek unto them that have familiar spirits, and unto wizards that peep, and that mutter: should not a people seek unto their ? for the living to the dead?
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