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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
07-18-2015, 05:33 AM
You all are piffleing stupid! I am vaper and proud to say that it has pulled me away from smoking and I feel 100% better then I did before. It is not the work of satin.you ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED BY MODERATOR*** site is full of satin! KEEP CALM AND VAPE ON MY BROTBERS AND SISTERS!
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
07-18-2015, 06:16 AM
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You all are piffleing stupid!...you bullshit site is full of satin!...
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So are you going to make your way to the Introductions Forum, as you were specifically requested to in your welcoming e-mail? I'm sure the True Christians™ would like to get to know you blah blah yadda yadda yadda ...
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
07-18-2015, 06:37 AM
HAHA judge away i could care less what you have to say. correct all you want. this site is a joke. full of people who are scared to step outside because the dog shit in their yards is from a demon. i have seen things here that are so shocking and stupid im ashamed to live on the same planet as most of you. people talking about how games are the devils work and if you vape you will go to hell. dont even get me started on rock music god forbid i listen to anything but church music. best part is i do all of this! i play games i vape my favorite band is called Heaven shall burn. and i still have time to go to church and love god.
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
07-18-2015, 06:49 AM
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HAHA judge away i could care less what you have to say. correct all you want. this site is a joke. full of people who are scared to step outside because the dog shit in their yards is from a demon. i have seen things here that are so shocking and stupid im ashamed to live on the same planet as most of you. people talking about how games are the devils work and if you vape you will go to hell. dont even get me started on rock music god forbid i listen to anything but church music. best part is i do all of this! i play games i vape my favorite band is called Heaven shall burn. and i still have time to go to church and love god.
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No one asked you to get started on vaping.
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This forum is where the worthwhile worship. Unsaved are unwelcome.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
07-18-2015, 06:51 AM
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...i still have time to go to church and love god.
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Lemme guess, Catholic? Yeah, never mind what the Bible actually says, huh.
You might truly think you love God, but will it do you any good?
Matthew 7:21 "Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven."
See that bolded bit? Think you qualify?
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
07-18-2015, 07:18 AM
no one asked me to get started on vaping? thats what this thread is about! i can put what i think and how i feel about the subject. and no not catholic. im Mormon cant wait to see what you all have to say about that. the unsaved are unwelcome? i am saved and you cant tell me that i think i love god i know i do and i dont need you telling me i dont or that i only think i do.
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07-18-2015, 07:47 AM
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...no not catholic. im Mormon...
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Ahhh, that was my confusion. You don't just ignore the Bible; you add to it, and then ignore the lot.
Proverbs 30:5-6 "5 Every word of God is pure:
He is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
6 Add thou not unto his words,
Lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar." Revelation 22:18 "For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:"
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...i am saved and you cant tell me that i think i love god i know i do and i dont need you telling me i dont or that i only think i do.
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
07-18-2015, 07:50 AM
no not at all. you have no right to judge me that is up to god not some "man" on the internet.
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
07-18-2015, 08:27 AM
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no not at all. you have no right to judge me that is up to god not some "man" on the internet.
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Wait, you think the Bible tells people not to judge others?
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
07-18-2015, 08:36 AM
does judge people help you sleep at night? the only one who will judge me is god the day i return to him.
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
07-18-2015, 08:44 AM
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does judge people help you sleep at night? the only one who will judge me is god the day i return to him.
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Oh, you need to read this sermon now: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=45137.
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
07-18-2015, 08:48 AM
no im not going to read some crap one of you nut jobs posted here.
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
07-18-2015, 08:59 AM
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no im not going to read some crap one of you nut jobs posted here.
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Ok, if you want to ignore what Jesus tells you to do in the Bible, it's no skin off my back.
Mark 6:11 "And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear you, when ye depart thence, shake off the dust under your feet for a testimony against them. Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city."
Luke 10:11 "Even the very dust of your city, which cleaveth on us, we do wipe off against you: notwithstanding be ye sure of this, that the kingdom of God is come nigh unto you."
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
07-18-2015, 09:13 AM
how can you say things like this when someone on this site has posted on your profile that you are "unsaved trash, a sinner, turned on Christ, and damned to hell." you are telling me how to follow god but with everything said about you it makes me scared that what you are saying is a lie. and if thats true we have a sinner here HELP HELP SINNER! DONT LET HIM TOUCH ME he will drag me to hell with him.
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
07-18-2015, 09:36 AM
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how can you say things like this when someone on this site has posted on your profile that you are "unsaved trash, a sinner, turned on Christ, and damned to hell." you are telling me how to follow god but with everything said about you it makes me scared that what you are saying is a lie. and if thats true we have a sinner here HELP HELP SINNER! DONT LET HIM TOUCH ME he will drag me to hell with him.
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Young lady what are you babbling about?
You cannot be touched via a computer monitor.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
07-18-2015, 09:41 AM
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Young lady what are you babbling about?
You cannot be touched via a computer monitor.
YIC
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07-18-2015, 09:46 AM
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...you are telling me how to follow god but with everything said about you it makes me scared that what you are saying is a lie...
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Everything that I've claimed that the Bible says? I pointed out exactly where the Bible says exactly that, with hyperlink to an external Bible reference site (not controlled by or affiliated with Landover in any way), so you can plainly see that I have not changed anything, not even a comma.
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...and if thats true we have a sinner here HELP HELP SINNER! DONT LET HIM TOUCH ME he will drag me to hell with him.
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Christianity: yer doin' it wrong.
Ephesians 6:11-17 "11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. 12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. 13 Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. 14 Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; 15 And your feet shod with the preparation of the gospel of peace; 16 Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. 17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God:"
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
07-19-2015, 12:26 AM
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Young lady what are you babbling about?
You cannot be touched via a computer monitor.
YIC
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
08-04-2015, 07:17 PM
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I think this is just the case. Leave it to these gaysexual to ruin everything. Turning harmless smoking into addictive, dangerous and gaysexual habit of vaping is something only twisted minds of these sodomites can come up with.
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This diatribe you spew around vaping only proves that this country's education system is defunct. (Go ahead. Look those big words up.)
I can only assume most people that visit this forum and "preach the word of God" are backwoods, inbred southerners that truly believe the world is 6,000 years old. Who also will themselves to be educated by Ted Haggard-like leaders that shun science and forward thinking.
I'm also rather concerned about the gay/lesbian hatred that is so prevalent. As we learned by the Rev. Haggard, those who are so vocal in regards to what other consenting adults do with their own genitals usually indicates a yearning for the same.
As someone that has actually studied the bible in Greek and Aramaic, I suggest you focus on Matthew, Mark, Luke and John. Go ahead and throw out the rest.
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
08-04-2015, 07:23 PM
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This diatribe you spew around vaping only proves that this country's education system is defunct. (Go ahead. Look those big words up.)
I can only assume most people that visit this forum and "preach the word of God" are backwoods, inbred southerners that truly believe the world is 6,000 years old. Who also will themselves to be educated by Ted Haggard-like leaders that shun science and forward thinking.
I'm also rather concerned about the gay/lesbian hatred that is so prevalent. As we learned by the Rev. Haggard, those who are so vocal in regards to what other consenting adults do with their own genitals usually indicates a yearning for the same.
As someone that has actually studied the bible in Greek and Aramaic, I suggest you focus on Matthew, Mark, Luke and John. Go ahead and throw out the rest.
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You sound like you're suffering from terrible withdrawals, dear. You have my sympathy. Say, why not get yourself an all-natural cigarette, sit and puff on it a few minutes while contemplating Jesus' love, and then come back and tell us about yourself so we can fellowship together!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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