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flag Good news, America! The Queen will take you back! - 11-10-2016, 10:25 PM

Hi, my American friends! I've come with some good news for you!

It's obvious this little 200+ year tantrum of yours has ended in abject failure. Nobody blames you, you just couldn't handle the responsibility like you thought you could.

Don't worry your red-hatted little heads though because Queen Elizabeth II is a kind, loving, and forgiving Queen! She will graciously allow herself to be put back in her rightful place as your leader and head of state! Ask for forgiveness and there is a place in the Commonwealth for you! Yes, you'll have to sit at a table with Tuvalu and Malta at first, but that's okay. The rest of us will still talk to you.

One thing first however... You owe us some tea.

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Default Re: Good news, America! The Queen will take you back! - 11-10-2016, 11:08 PM

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One thing first however... You owe us some tea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk

Good luck on collecting the tea money. The white man owes the Black man for 400 years of oppression and slavery and they have so far refused to pay. You may be aware of the sad fact that the agenda of the Black man has suffered a setback lately but we will not be stopped in our quest to obtain what is rightfully ours.


You should be thinking about the fact that the English owe a substantial debt as well. You are morally obligated to set right the sins of your ancestors. Your country of white people could help to set an example of coming to an agreement sooner rather than later. There could be a special discount to assist you in relieving your white guilt.


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Default Re: Good news, America! The Queen will take you back! - 11-10-2016, 11:17 PM

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Good luck on collecting the tea money. The white man owes the Black man for 400 years of oppression and slavery and they have so far refused to pay. You may be aware of the sad fact that the agenda of the Black man has suffered a setback lately but we will not be stopped in our quest to obtain what is rightfully ours.


You should be thinking about the fact that the English owe a substantial debt as well. You are morally obligated to set right the sins of your ancestors. Your country of white people could help to set an example of coming to an agreement sooner rather than later. There could be a special discount to assist you in relieving your white guilt.
If we are going to start thinking that way, aren't there some roads still being used in Britain that the Romans built?


And,it is a painful fact that a number of the Africans packed onto the slave ships of centuries past were delivered into the hands of the merchants by other Africans.


Thanks to Jesus, of course, all my most important moral debts were paid for by his blood.


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Default Re: Good news, America! The Queen will take you back! - 11-11-2016, 12:42 AM

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Queen Elizabeth II is a kind, loving, and forgiving Queen! She will graciously allow herself to be put back in her rightful place as your leader and head of state!
... and why would the USA want that?

We, The People, have spoken. We have subdued and defeated a potential tyrant and revolted against an unlistening establishment that is there for its own ends and not those of Godly America.

The charge was led with a Trump and victory is his. We herald the dawn of a New Age, a New America and a revolutionary America akin to that of 1776.

Look back on the American presidents, and compare them with the Old Testament kings: There are the good, the bad and the indifferent but the prophets predicted their reigns and success. Sometimes they came as punishment from God, and sometimes as heroic leaders from God, but they came from God!

It is obvious that the USA has had good, bad and indifferent presidents and therefore these are no less than the tools of God to praise or punish the people of the land.

Hillary is dead-meat. Trump is the new David or Solomon, an age of peace, low-taxes and prosperity lie before us all* as fat cattle in the hall of the threshing floor.

*except Mexicans





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Default Re: Good news, America! The Queen will take you back! - 11-12-2016, 09:15 PM

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Hi, my American friends! I've come with some good news for you!

It's obvious this little 200+ year tantrum of yours has ended in abject failure. Nobody blames you, you just couldn't handle the responsibility like you thought you could.

Don't worry your red-hatted little heads though because Queen Elizabeth II is a kind, loving, and forgiving Queen! She will graciously allow herself to be put back in her rightful place as your leader and head of state! Ask for forgiveness and there is a place in the Commonwealth for you! Yes, you'll have to sit at a table with Tuvalu and Malta at first, but that's okay. The rest of us will still talk to you.

One thing first however... You owe us some tea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk
A brit? Ruling God's favorite country? I don't think so.


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Default Re: Good news, America! The Queen will take you back! - 11-13-2016, 11:12 AM

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... You are morally obligated to set right the sins of your ancestors. ...
You really want to talk about that? Let's start with the curse of Ham. Seems like your ancestors had plenty of setting right to do.
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Default Re: Good news, America! The Queen will take you back! - 11-15-2016, 08:34 PM

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God save our gracious Queen!
Long live our noble Queen!
God save the Queen!
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us,
God save the Queen.


O Lord our God arise,
Scatter her enemies
And make them fall;
Confound their politics,
Frustrate their knavish tricks,
On Thee our hopes we fix,
God save us all!

That's a LOT of God-bothering! I'd think you people would be all over that, mouths a-frothin'!
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You really want to talk about that? Let's start with the curse of Ham. Seems like your ancestors had plenty of setting right to do.
Not only that, Brother, but we seriously need to bring up the subject of Restitution now that the Right Honorable Donald Trump is President of the Greatest and Only Important Nation on Earth.

My ancestors had a small plantation with just under 200 legally documented immigrants working it, then came the War of Northern Aggression. Now my ancestors had paid for everything under the perfectly legal and accepted laws of the land, but yet they had their legally documented immigrants stripped from their plantation with zero compensation. This criminal seizure of legally owned property has never been made right.

By my calculations, adjusting for inflation, accumulated net loss and compound interest for the last 150 years, I believe I am owed 192 trillion dollars.

Naturally, I would feel terrible putting our great nation in almost as much debt as Obama managed to in his 8 years of dictatorship, so I am willing to compromise by accepting a small monetary compensation of 10 billion dollars along with the return of seized property. But as my attempts to locate the descendents of that seized property have been unsuccessful, I suppose I could regretfully accept comparable property of Asians of equal market value.


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Default Re: Good news, America! The Queen will take you back! - 11-15-2016, 09:36 PM

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A brit? Ruling God's favorite country? I don't think so.
Typical ignorant nonsense. She's certainly not a Brit - the woman doesn't even have a British passport! She's mostly German, which you can tell just by looking at her, with some Scotch inbreeding, which explains the rest.


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